Sad news coming out of rural Nevada this morning. America’s first legal male prostitute has given up after just two months on the job because he’d had fewer than 10 customers.
The Associated Press fleshes out the details of the failed flesh trade:
Brothel owner Jim Davis said Friday the Shady Lady Ranch had parted ways with the “prostitude” who worked under the name Markus.
A replacement has been hired, but Davis hinted it was possible that Markus, a 25-year-old Alabama native, could be back.
“I don’t know, he hasn’t told us yet,” Davis said.
The tiny yellow brothel is 150 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
Markus, who like other sex workers has asked that his real name not be used, didn’t immediately respond to an e-mail message seeking comment.
We’ve heard rumors that the unnamed replacement is none other than Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak. He’s a natural for the job because he’s proven that he’s completely immoral and willing to sell himself if the money is right.
And considering that Stupak is currently a United States Congressman, the job is definitely a career enhancement.
Source: Associated Press
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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AT least us Dems go for adults, you repugnicans always seem to go for the kids. Like the GOP stands for... Gross Old Pedophiles!
@ Farin..."AT least us Dems go for adults, you repugnicans always seem to go for the kids. Like the GOP stands for… Gross Old Pedophiles!"
You mean Dems like Kevin Jennings, the Assistant Deputy Secretary for the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools at the Dept of Education? The guy that Obama thought would be soooo terrific in keeping our children safe from friggin' PEDOPHILES? Jennings also wrote the forward to a book entitled, "Queering Elementary Education". Jennings is such an upstanding guy that he praised (10 yrs ago) Harry Hay of NAMBLA...since you're a Lib, I'm sure you're quite familiar with it...you know, that sicko organization that is trying so hard to legalize the rape of 10 year old boys.
Yeah, you donks have sterling standards for sure!
Beyond vile and disgusting.
I have some questions I'd like for our resident libtard progressives to answer...
1. "Would you know from the media coverage that there are more sex offenders among public school teachers then among Catholic priests?"
2. "How come the church gets the blame and the Department of Education doesn't?"
3. "Why is the media so outspoken about sex abusers being priests, but avoids calling them homosexual pedophiles and who are they afraid to offend?"
Just wondering...
We are stunned by your display of intellectual firepower.
Easy answer here: that would be butt pirate and slobber knobber Larry Craig!
Or, we could go with Mr. Limpet, Rush Limbaugh, provided we could supply the drugster with enough Viagra and oxy-contin...
How bout fat-ass toe-sucker Dick Morris...or Mann Coulter...there's a REAL MAN for ya....she could get into a circle-jerk with manly-gurl Laura Ingraham and hermaphrodite, Sean Hannity; however, Sean currently has his noes buried in Dick Cheney's keister...woo-hoo!
Which leaves us with Mark Foley and Eric Massa...yeah, they've got my vote.
The remake/mashup of of Midnight Cowboy with Brokeback Mountain is going to be a political drama eh? Real life events serve as the catalyst!
That movie overview too can be used to describe the screw job that is Obamacare in a nut shell.
Just don't bend over and if you do... don't plan on being able to sit for a long, long time. Stupak is s*itheel!
You guys are so wrong. Yes, he can swallow it all and take it up the a**, but this is a hetro establishment, all good qualities for the house Dems, but no rump rangers need apply!