Waxman & Stupak tell big business that resistance is futile

Just when the Democrats thought they’d bribed everyone who needed bribing and threatened everyone who needed threatening, along come a group of CEOs complaining that ObamaCare is going to cost them a friggin’ fortune.

Just when the Democrats thought they’d bribed everyone who needed bribing and threatened everyone who needed threatening, along come a group of CEOs complaining that ObamaCare is going to cost them a friggin’ fortune.

An outraged Henry Waxman “…called the chief executive officers of AT&T, Verizon, Caterpillar and Deere & Co. to provide evidence to support costs the companies plan to book related to the new health-care law.

“Waxman, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, and subcommittee Chairman Bart Stupak released letters they wrote to the executives, saying their plans to record expenses against earnings as a result of the law contradict other estimates. The lawmakers requested the executives appear at hearing Stupak plans on April 21.”

We’d guess that Waxman and Stupak don’t know that businesses have to use real money instead of the pretend kind Congress throws around with wild abandon.

Waxman stopped short of calling the CEOs liars, but said, “The new law is designed to expand coverage and bring down costs, so your assertions are a matter of concern … They also appear to conflict with independent analysis.”
Translation? Waxman thinks the CEOs are lying, or even worse, telling the truth in a way that makes Democrats look bad.

The congressmen insist they’ve been fair to the CEOs in question. They’re merely demanding that the CEOs bring all pertinent documents, emails, voice mails, etc.

As of this morning Waxman and Stupak have not announced plans to conduct full body cavity searches on the CEOs. But that’s subject to change without notification.

Source: Business Week

America’s first legal male prostitute gives up job. Which Democrat congressmen will apply for the job?

Sad news coming out of rural Nevada this morning. America’s first legal male prostitute has given up after just two months on the job because he’d had fewer than 10 customers. Is Bart Stupak available to replace him?

Bart Stupak
Congressman Stupak brags about why he would be a successful male prostitute

Sad news coming out of rural Nevada this morning. America’s first legal male prostitute has given up after just two months on the job because he’d had fewer than 10 customers.

The Associated Press fleshes out the details of the failed flesh trade:

Brothel owner Jim Davis said Friday the Shady Lady Ranch had parted ways with the “prostitude” who worked under the name Markus.

A replacement has been hired, but Davis hinted it was possible that Markus, a 25-year-old Alabama native, could be back.

“I don’t know, he hasn’t told us yet,” Davis said.

The tiny yellow brothel is 150 miles northwest of Las Vegas.

Markus, who like other sex workers has asked that his real name not be used, didn’t immediately respond to an e-mail message seeking comment.

We’ve heard rumors that the unnamed replacement is none other than Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak. He’s a natural for the job because he’s proven that he’s completely immoral and willing to sell himself if the money is right.

And considering that Stupak is currently a United States Congressman, the job is definitely a career enhancement.

Source: Associated Press

Stupak’s opponent adding Facebook fans at a remarkable rate

We know nothing about Dan Benishek. Well, that’s not quite true. We know he’s not Bart Stupak. And that’s enough for us. Benishek is Stupak’s Republican opponent. And if there was ever a guy who deserves to lose his seat, it’s that lying, corrupt weasel Bart Stupak.

Lying sack of excrement (D-MI)

We know nothing about Dan Benishek. Well, that’s not quite true. We know he’s not Bart Stupak. And that’s enough for us.

Benishek is Stupak’s Republican opponent. And if there was ever a guy who deserves to lose his seat, it’s that lying, corrupt weasel Bart Stupak.

Apparently, we’re not alone in our thinking.

Benishek for Congress has suddenly gone into high gear since Stupak proved he is a gutless liar. As of 8:30 p.m. EDT Sunday, his Facebook page had 5,726 fans. By 7:30 a.m. EDT, the number had skyrocketed all the way up to 11,977. He now has over 17,000.

Here’s Benishek’s bio from his Facebook page:

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Democrat Congressman skewers Pelosi’s ObamaCare tactics

Uh-oh. Sounds like Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak has had it just about up to here with promises from Nancy Pelosi the Obama administration. He doesn’t like their attempts to rahm ObamaCare through the House of Representatives. And he doesn’t like the endless series of meetings where nothing is accomplished. Not one little bit.

Uh-oh. Sounds like Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak has had it just about up to here with promises from Nancy Pelosi the Obama administration. He doesn’t like their attempts to rahm ObamaCare through the House of Representatives. And he doesn’t like the endless series of meetings where nothing is accomplished. Not one little bit.

He explains it all in this hilarious clip with Greta Van Susteren.

Greta: So what happens at these meetings?

Stupak: Nothing, the same people just get up and talk.

We say, man up, Stupak. We’re just as tired of hearing about it as you are.

H/t: Gateway Pundit

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