Are government global warming experts smarter than a fifth grader?

smarter than a fifth grader

Who tries to predict how many Atlantic hurricanes we will see each year? The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA for short.

Whose predictions have been correct only twice in the past 7 years? NOAA.

Who is one of the leading advocates for the global warming issue? NOAA.

Who funds this multi-billion dollar federal agency? Those suckers otherwise known as the American taxpayers.

Last year we bet on a trained chimp with a pair of dice to predict how many hurricanes we would see. The chimp almost beat the NOAA experts.

This year we’re putting our money on a pair of fifth grade kids.

Who would you bet on? A multi-billion dollar, taxpayer funded agency that cannot get things right more than 29% of the time or a couple of kids with a 50/50 chance of making the right prediction.

– Written by Whiskeyriver

– Written by Whiskeyriver

This post was last modified on March 13, 2021

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  • I listened to an expert from NOAA interviewed on NPR , it may have been on the Dianne Rehm show, who said that they were pretty good at predicting weather for the next 48 hours but not good at all for anything beyond that. Why oh why do we then get hammered with this global warming crap like it's gospel when it is supposed to occur years into the future?

  • And it costs a lot less to fund those 2 kids than the experts at NOAA. (NOAA a clue?)

    • Maybe NOAA should be "rebranded" to do something else, like maybe, help NASA promote Islam?