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Geithner: Why, no, our new budget does nothing to address America’s long-term fiscal crisis. A weasel and some bad graphs… what could possibly go wrong?

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It’s official: Chicago is nation’s corruption capital. “A University of Illinois study has found what many probably already suspected: Chicago is the corruption capital of the nation.” Nice job, professor. NOW how are we going to fund these lame studies?? Oh, the irony.

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We knoe what’s bess for yur child, cuz we ben skooled to knoe more dan yu.

Video was pulled. Here’s the story: Bureaucrats vs. Parents — Who Should Choose Where Children Are Educated? “[Educators] are the people who know best about how to serve children, that’s not necessarily true of an individual resident,” Squires said. “I’m not saying they don’t want the best for their children, but they may not know what actually is best from an education standpoint.” McMillin responds, “Wow, parents don’t know what’s best for their child…”

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Dont Let Them Fool You into Thinking Allah’s Laws are Backwards. No wonder muslims are so angry. Who would want more than one spouse at a time?


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Obama: I’m going after Romney, not Wall Street. “President Obama has message for Wall St. — I will not demonize you, just Mitt Romney and his ties to you. That assurance was conveyed by Obama’s campaign manager Jim Messina in a private meeting with nervous Democratic donors from the financial services industry.” His presidency might not be transparent, but his motives are very thinly veiled…

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Turning Colosseum into Mosque,Poisoned dogs:Spain under Islamic Siege

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Staten Island Chuck: Early spring in sight. The things celebrities have to do… like being forced to do a photo shoot with a dirty, smelly, corrupt politician…

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Man arrested for stealing glacial ice. “A man was arrested in Chile for allegedly stealing more than 5 tons of ice from the Jorge Montt Glacier to sell for use in cocktails, police say. Police intercepted a refrigerated truck Friday with more than $6,100 worth of ice.” What?! There’s still glacial ice?! I’ll take mine shaken, not stirred.

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State controller: California is running out of cash. “The controller recommends borrowing and delaying some payments in order to deal with the shortfall, which he projects will last seven weeks. Absent that kind of action, the state could face sending IOUs and delaying tax returns.” Seven weeks? What a genius. Don’t worry gang! It’s only $3.3 Billion Dollars! If only we had a picture of this genius. Oh wait…

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House GOP seeks to bar the use of welfare funds at strip clubs. “A bill that GOP leaders are bringing to the House floor Wednesday would require states to prevent welfare recipients from accessing or spending their benefits at strip clubs, casinos and liquor stores.” Well craps! How am I supposed to visit my baby momma and get that lap dance? And don’t those evil republicans realize it’s an election year? You can bet Barry is going to veto that bill! GO BARRY!

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Occupy Oakland tab up to $3 million and counting. “Estimated cost: about $50,000 a week. City officials now estimate their overall Occupy tab is up to $3 million and counting – this at a time when up to 400 city workers will likely be laid off Feb. 1 for lack of money.” Easy fix. Fire hoses. Less stinky hippies too.

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Obama’s commitment to free enterprise is ‘profound’ “This president’s absolute faith and commitment to the free enterprise system is profound,” Carney told reporters during his daily briefing. I think he meant to say “not found”. And by “free enterprise” he obviously means everything is free for everyone. Where’s that DEM-a-goguery dictionary when you need it!?

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The ‘S’ spot: Why scratching your ankle feels as good as sex. “Professor Francis McGlone, a member of the International Forum for the Study of Itch, said: ‘It was interesting that the ankle was the itchiest site and that the most pleasure came from scratching it, because the back has been well-known as a preferred site for scratching.’” After EXTENSIVE comparitive testing, the staff at IHTM.com has come to the conclusion that more testing is needed. We’ve also applied for several grants to fund our research…

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Islamic Law Is Destructive to ‘Unalienable Rights’. “A federal appeals court has blocked an Oklahoma voter-approved measure barring state judges from considering Islamic and international law in their decisions.” Forget about your “rights” – they’ll soon be severed anyway…

After pic HERE – if you dare.

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how obama expect me to finish dis homework when he black out wikipedia!!! Ah yes. The yoots (and teachers) of America. Here’s a tweet from a twit teacher: “How am I supposed to learn what I have to teach with #Wikipedia shut down?”

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How Calif. redevelopment dies. “Thousands of city workers empty their desks. Offices go dark. Rows of deteriorated buildings may sit untouched. This is how California’s redevelopment program dies.” Aww. $5 BILLION dollars a year – just to clean up buildings left empty by companies forced out by extreme tax rates. Don’t worry! They’ll be plenty of other jobs once the tax rates go up again… right?

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France: Record Number Of Illegal Immigrants Expelled. “We reject … cloistered lives lived along ethnic and religious grounds, those that live by their own laws,” Gueant told reporters. “The foreigners that we welcome here must integrate themselves. It is up to them to adapt to us, not the other way around.” Multiculturalism FAIL.

stinky paris
Ahhh. Paris in the Spring!

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Ladies! Want to date a gentleman? Head to West Hollywood: The top ten U.S. cities to find ‘sensitive’ men. Oh – and make sure you’re there for one of their ‘sensitive’ parades.

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And we thought the “she needed killin'” defense was a good one! So many rules, too few wives.


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Feds Create Jobs For “Low-Income, Disconnected Youth”. “Announced by the president this week, the Department of Labor’s (DOL) Summer Jobs 2012 is being promoted as a private-federal partnership in which a quarter of a million unemployed, low-income youths will enter the workforce.” Need more votes? Need to show you created jobs? Need to beef up the ranks of your uneducated minions? No problem!

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Iran’s Ahmadinejad to seek Latin American support. “His first stop is OPEC-ally Venezuela, where Ahmadinejad has been assured a warm welcome by President Hugo Chavez. He will also visit Cuba and Ecuador and attend the inauguration of re-elected Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega.” Sure looks like that Axis of Evil got a whole lot bigger on Barry’s watch… Time for a name change.. Maybe Access of Evil?

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Forget Christmas next year! “Father Christmas” stabbed to death in Tajikistan. A crowd attacked 24-year-old Parviz Davlatbekov and stabbed him with a knife as he visited relatives in the early hours of Monday dressed as Father Frost, who by tradition brings Russian children presents at New Year. “We have witness statements that say the crowd beat Parviz and stabbed him with a knife, shouting: ‘You infidel!’,” one of the sources told Reuters. “It’s beginning to look alot like Jihad…”

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White House proposes 0.5 percent pay increase for federal workers. … “a permanent pay freeze is not an acceptable policy,” one of the senior administration officials said Friday. “While modest, a 0.5 percent increase reflects the belt-tightening we must do in these difficult times.” Funny. When I tighten my belt it actually gets tighter.

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The REAL American Muslim! Good thing the Obama administration is set to increase the number of muslim immigrants ASAP!


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Planned Parenthood Reports Half-Billion in Government Aid. “According to its latest annual report, the Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA) received $487.4 million in tax dollars over a twelve-month period and performed 329,455 abortions.” Here’s the report: ANNUAL REPORT To be fair, they DO offer prenatal services – but that’s basically a wheelchair ride to the OR.

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