Author: CO2Insanity

NBC: Hard for Clinton to Be Successful Secretary of State After ‘Crisis the Obama Team Inherited.’ Like her husband, Hillary is still blaming Bush for her problem. Was she talking about GW Bush or Monica Lewinsky’s bush?

Another Genius Obama Supporter? From what we see of liberals in California, we’d bet this person was serious.

The EPA’s Lisa Jackson: The Worst Head of the Worst Regulatory Agency, Ever. This will no doubt get her the Nobel Peace Prize.

APNewsBreak: EPA Moves to Ban Some Rodent Poisons. Thanks to yet another liberal thinking failure, Black Plague, here we come.

Homeland Security Wants 7,000 AR-15s For “Personal Defense.” Remember, YOU don’t need an evil black AR-15, but they do. We wonder why? Must be so they can shoot up those billions of rounds of ammo they’re buying.

Michael Bloomberg: Joe Biden has ‘set of balls.’ Why yes he does! Unfortunately they’re rattling around inside his cranium.

U.S. ‘backed plan to launch chemical weapon attack on Syria and blame it on Assad’s regime.’ If Congress doesn’t immediately investigate this and if true, immediately impeach Obama, them we will figure the Republic of the United States of America has ceased to exist and we’re living under a dictatorship.

North Korean parents ‘eat their children’ after being driven mad by hunger in famine-hit pariah state. Things are getting desperate in the people’s paradise, yet the young despot Kim Jong Un has plenty of money for rockets. Sounds like Washington, DC pissing away billions on furry foreigners who would as soon slit all our throats when there’s plenty of need at home. Soylent Green, here we come.

PHILLY 5TH GRADER GETS IN TROUBLE, SEARCHED IN FRONT OF CLASS, ALLEGEDLY CALLED A ‘MURDERER’ FOR…PAPER ‘GUN’ THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS. Just when you think teachers can’t possibly get any dumber, one comes along and proves that they’re not smarter than a 5th grader. We hope they all enjoy the upcoming lawsuit.

Panetta to lift ban on women in combat. Well, this should make for some interesting moments in the foxhole.

THE NEW LIE: CLINTON, DEMS BLAME CONGRESS FOR BENGHAZI. Atta girl! I did not have money from that Congress! Bill must be so proud.

HILLLARY ON LIBYA: ‘WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?’ Oh? Only that we have a dead US Ambassador and 3 dead US citizens due to someone’s “incompetence and gross negligence,” that’s all. Talk about callous.

King: I Have a Dream. Obama: I Have a Drone. Actually Obama has two kinds of drones. The pilot-less ones that shoot rockets and Joe Biden.

Google Earth puts North Korea labour camps on the map. Perhaps Google Chief Eric Schmidt’s recent trip to North Korea was to find cheap labor.

Japanese restaurant serves up $110 dirt meal. Dirt, it’s what’s for dinner. For dessert? Why mud pies, of course!

Tiger Woods: I left California over tax rates too [VIDEO]. And we have another winner! We wonder who will go broke first? California or France?

New paper shows Greenland has cooled ~2.5C over past 8,000 years. More proof the only thing about global warming that is unprecedented is the quantity of BS.

Sarkozy’s plans ‘to dodge new 75% French tax rate by moving to London with wife Carla and setting up £1bn private equity fund.’ Sarkozy goes before he gets the hose. It shouldn’t be long before France is taxing 75% of nothing.

DARPA shows how ambitious satellite scavenger project could work. Why not just save money and get Pacman?

ADHD diagnosis rates up 24 percent over decade. Well, this is a fine…ummm…well….ummm…well…crap…what was I gonna say?

FIVE SHOT IN GUN-FREE ZONE IN NEW ORLEANS. Liberal heads were seen spinning at the thought that a criminal would actually defy the gun-free zone law. Hint – that’s why they’re called criminals.

McDonald’s settles Mich. suit over Islamic diet. It appears there’s a problem at the McDonalds in Dearbornistan. We suggest this McDonalds stop catering to them and serve only McRibs and make sure everything else is fried in pork fat. H/T to DefHarryMelon

Chris Matthews: Obama Second Inaugural Akin to Gettysburg Address. Next time Obama sees Matthews he better watch his legs. We have a feeling Chris is going to try and hump one of them.

‘I have no use for money’: Bill Gates plans to use his billions to eradicate polio. No use for money? OK Bill, let us know when you give up your mansion, cars, private jet and all your other perks and move into a flophouse in downtown Seattle, then we’ll believe you.

Masked Mexican vigilantes take to the streets to protect their villages from the drug cartels. You want another reason the 2nd Amendment is important? What happens when government fails their citizens like in Mexico? Think it can’t happen here? Look at NYC, Chicago and Oakland to name a few places where the citizens are pretty much on their own.