Author: CO2Insanity

Bill Ayers to keynote national teacher conference in February. Looks like the pigs in the teachers unions haven’t had their fill of progressive communist swill.

Cincinnati lawyer suspended for billing client for time they spent having sex. Right now millions of lawyers are thinking “Damn! Why didn’t I think of that?”

Revealed: More than 200,000 didn’t vote in Florida on Election day because of long lines. They really should change the spelling to Floriduh.

Wanted: ‘Adventurous woman’ to give birth to Neanderthal man – Harvard professor seeks mother for cloned cave baby. The professor is too late. We already have Neanderthals. They’re now called progressives. Instead of living in caves, they live in mommy’s basement.

Utah business owner charges liberal customers extra while another fires two employees for supporting Obama … and it’s all LEGAL. The law of unintended consequences as applied to liberals.

‘Lethal Weapon’ actor tells students Second Amendment was intended to preserve slavery. Sure Danny. Global warming caused the earthquake in Haiti, too. Danny should get a job as a school teacher and become the star of Worlds Dumbest School Teachers.

West Point’s Combating Terrorism Center warns of ‘far right’ in U.S.

A West Point think tank has issued a paper warning America about “far right” groups such as the “anti-federalist” movement, which supports “civil activism, individual freedoms and self-government.”

Excuse us, but weren’t civil activism, individual freedoms and self-government what this country was founded on morons?

CALIFORNIA TRIES TO COUNTERACT RESIDENTS FLEEING INCREASED TAXES. Sounds like Moonbeam wants to turn California into East Germany with landmines and barbed wire fences to keep slaves residents and companies from fleeing. Watch the Dumbdems in Sacramento finally ‘counteract’ this problem by raising taxes again. Eleventy!

Former New Orleans mayor indicted on federal corruption charges. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

OOPS! NY Forgets to Exempt Police from New Gun Law. Another libtard critical thinking failure. Do they ever engage their brains before their assholes mouths?

Burglars steal two guns from home featured on weapons permit map published by newspaper, just days after break-in at another address on the list. We wonder what the ‘genius’ libtards at this publication will think if they’re sued after an innocent person gets shot by one of the stolen guns they so handily provided a map of?

US taxpayers giving $4B to foreign firms for green energy projects, study says. Record unemployment, Social Security tanking and the idiots in Washington, DC give away billions to foreign companies.

ATTN Gun Owners: McConnell & Reid Cutting Deal on the Filibuster. When are McConnell and Boehner going to change their affiliation to Democrat? They’re giving away the country and everyone in Congress just stands around looking stupid. Perhaps in Congress Republican is a code word for eunuch.

Tourist, 24, brutally beaten with tire irons and bats in New York City neighborhood. We wonder how long before Nanny Bloomberg and Nanny Cuomo start ranting about outlawing bats and tire irons? People really should at least undergo background checks and register them before they can buy either.

Please sign the petition to keep Obama and his family safe by making the White House a gun-free zone. According to them, passing mere laws will solve everyone’s problems and all the bad guys will comply. This is BS, as evidenced by the fact we still need courts, jails and police. We say make them live up to their propaganda and see how they like reality.

Gingrich: ‘If Gun Control Works, Chicago Ought to Be Safe.’ Another no shit Sherlock moment. Too bad the libtards don’t get it.

Woman, 51, ‘smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan.’ Now it’s ‘assault hooters.’ Looks like 38 Specials to us.

OBAMA WILL UNVEIL GUN MEASURES FLANKED BY CHILDREN FROM ‘AROUND THE COUNTRY’ WHO WROTE CONCERNED LETTERS. Yet another “It’s for the children” con game. Obama and the rabid anti-gun Democrats not only use dead children to further their evil agenda, they use live ones, too. It just doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.

Nerf toy causes lockdown at Long Island school. Evidently the Nassau County Police department is now showing the effects of being taught by moron teachers who suspend 6 year olds for having assault fingers. As you can see the Nerf gun below certainly looks realistic.

Parents Furious After Young Boys Suspended After Playing With Imaginary Weapon. Eeeeek! More assault fingers! No wonder the US isn’t on the top of the education chain anymore. We have morons teaching.

Obama warns Republicans if debt ceiling isn’t raised, then American troops and Social Security checks won’t be paid. We have a better idea President Cheezdick. How about you, Congress and all the useless civilian federal employees go without a pay check?

Tactical Assault Stick NOT MG42/53 pps43 kp44 31. Be the first on your block to get one! Remember, when assault sticks are outlawed only trees will have assault sticks.

JESSE JACKSON: ASSAULT WEAPONS THREAT TO ‘HOMELAND SECURITY.’ The assault mouth attacks assault weapons.

http://youtu.be/lAoKdm8tjzI

Reports of hit list probed in CA school shooting. We have to ask what the heck is wrong with school teachers these days? Why? Well, we had a kid suspended recently for having an “assault finger’ and now we find out this kid had a hit list and was let back in school. Evidently colleges need a class titled Common Sense 101 that school teachers and administrators need to pass before they get a teaching credential. It also appears what the school bullies were doing to this child may have been ignored by the staff.

Robber Had Cattle Prod. Store Clerk had Gun. Who Won? NEVER bring a cattle prod to a gunfight.