JESSE JACKSON: ASSAULT WEAPONS THREAT TO ‘HOMELAND SECURITY.’ The assault mouth attacks assault weapons.

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Sidekick
January 14, 2013 1:46 pm

That’s okay, it’s just Jesse Jackson being an imbecile again.

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poppajoe49
January 15, 2013 5:47 am

Kick, you misspelled “asshole”.

Just sayin’

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Jim Stewart
January 14, 2013 1:56 pm

Tim Conway Jr. has a great feature on his talk show called “What The Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say?”

http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/jessejackson/

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January 14, 2013 3:18 pm

I have tears in my eyes when I listen to Tim doing that segment.

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poppajoe49
January 15, 2013 5:49 am

They should have Linda Lovelace as his translator. She’s the expert on what someone is saying with their mouth full of ………………

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sa_rose
January 15, 2013 9:04 am

I thought Monica Lewinsky took that title!?

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January 15, 2013 9:25 am

Monica was just an intern. On the job training. Ms. Lovelace was a pro.

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sa_rose
January 15, 2013 7:52 pm

I see, that makes sense.

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DefHarryMelon
January 16, 2013 4:36 pm

Lovelace croaked it a while back.

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poppajoe49
January 16, 2013 8:44 pm

She’s still easier to understand than Jackson.

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January 16, 2013 9:56 pm

And better looking.

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sa_rose
January 17, 2013 6:08 am

AIDS?

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January 17, 2013 9:17 am

She was out of the business, married, and had children before the AIDS thing got started.

And yes, she’s been dead for 10 years.

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Elrond Hubbard
January 14, 2013 2:18 pm

Jesse looks old, sick and puffy, maybe he’s been sharing a crack pipe with his son, disgraced ex-Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. Jesse Jackson Sr. is an incoherent train wreck, why anybody cares what he says is a beyond me.

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January 14, 2013 2:43 pm

Jeepers creepers, there’s always been something wrong with his face but now it’s looking like something from a cartoon. He’s either a drug addict or he’s been having strokes.

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RKae
January 14, 2013 4:01 pm

It’s those eyes, man! If they were any farther apart they’d be on the sides of his head like the eyes on a whale!

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sa_rose
January 14, 2013 9:57 pm

That is an insult to all whales. THEY are beautiful. Jesse Jackson not so much

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January 15, 2013 9:26 am

They also have command of a language.

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GhostntheMachine
January 15, 2013 1:07 pm

On a roll today.

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January 16, 2013 9:09 am

Just having some fun at the expense of a fool. I’m so mean.

Jesse learned his trade from the master.

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Not so silent
January 14, 2013 3:08 pm

Jesse is a threat to homeland security….He wants to show Mr Napolitano whats in his undies like he did with his staffer last year….

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drb
January 14, 2013 3:53 pm

Was he even speaking English?

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RKae
January 14, 2013 4:02 pm

How imperialistic and Eurocentric of you!

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drb
January 16, 2013 4:54 pm

No, just trying to figure out why I can’t understand him.

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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 4:58 pm

{edit} Not near a tribute, looked for a link but try here and check out his show

http://www.kfiam640.com/cc-common/podcast.html

Tim Conway Jr.

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Missile Command
January 14, 2013 4:05 pm

I’m surprised assault weapons were not labeled as racist, seeing as it was Jesse up at bat. The only good thing I ever hear coming from this guy was a reading of “Green Eggs & Ham” on Saturday Night Live.

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January 16, 2013 9:18 am

He may have read that well, or at least humorously, but I think it was above his level for comprehension.

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Plainsman
January 14, 2013 4:28 pm

“Make manufacturers more accountable for their product.”

WTF does that mean? Gun manufacturers are accountable to their customers and investors, not to you Jesse Jackson, you worthless, “reverend”…? what a joke!

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poppajoe49
January 15, 2013 5:52 am

Make people accountable for their actions. A manufacturer isn’t responsible for how their product is used.

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January 15, 2013 9:27 am

Is Government Motors held accountable for drunk drivers killing people?

Are fertilizer companies held liable when buildings are blown up?

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BarbR
January 15, 2013 3:14 pm

Are farmers accountable for how cucumbers and carrots are used????

… did I just say that out loud?

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GhostntheMachine
January 15, 2013 3:26 pm

Scrub that cucumber first, you don’t know where it’s bee…

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BarbR
January 15, 2013 3:35 pm

Oh definitely! I ALWAYS practice safe salad.

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GhostntheMachine
January 15, 2013 3:37 pm

😉

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Sidekick
January 15, 2013 3:39 pm

Long winter? 😀

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BarbR
January 15, 2013 3:43 pm

accurate diagnosis, Kick.

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drb
January 15, 2013 3:55 pm

Well, bless your heart…

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BarbR
January 15, 2013 3:59 pm

And it’s only January.

On a cheery note, however, the thermometer has actually been ABOVE freezing for the past couple of days.

Whoo hoo!

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GhostntheMachine
January 15, 2013 4:02 pm

Well, that’s good, at least it hasn’t been frigid all winter where you live.

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drb
January 15, 2013 4:27 pm

well, that’s proof of the global warming/ cooling/ climate change/weather, uhm, or something.

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sa_rose
January 15, 2013 7:54 pm

Until the huge mass of artic air lying across part of Canada catches a ride on the jet stream and drops the temps again/

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BarbR
January 16, 2013 5:01 am

Rose, that would be tomorrow. By Friday we’ll be enjoying a high of 12 F.

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poppajoe49
January 16, 2013 6:41 am

Thanks Barb for reminding me why I moved to Florida!

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January 16, 2013 9:21 am

The same reason, although less severe, why I’m not spending next winter in Auburn, CA. After the last renfaire of the season here, we’re packing up the RV and the rocking horses and heading for Quartzite, CA, to dry camp on BLM property for four months, then back up here for the faire season.

It’s rained so much here, my can of WD-40 rusted.

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Sidekick
January 15, 2013 3:38 pm

[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Mine’s bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Right. Sensual. That’s what I meant. My name’s Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name’s Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

There is never a situation where an Animal House quote is misplaced.

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Not so silent
January 16, 2013 7:42 am

I just watched that over the weekend, it happened to be on one of the movie channels….That is funny….thats for the laugh.

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poppajoe49
January 16, 2013 4:27 pm

I saw it in the theatre 15 times, watch it every time I can on TV, and have the “Double Secret Probation” edition DVD. It’s tied for my favorite movie with The Godfather.

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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 4:31 pm

Just curious, had a conversation the other day, any thoughts on “My Cousin Vinny”? Like I said curious, wonder how other people see it.

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poppajoe49
January 16, 2013 4:33 pm

As far as?

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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 4:53 pm

I don’t do a lot of movies because of my hearing, watch them on dvd, computer or whatever so I can crank the sound when by myself. But one thing I’ve noticed with the hearing thing is attention to detail, (watched a few on mute when the sleep demons were here, just to ‘see’ what it was like, how they were put together).

Just wondered if there were any Cousin fans out there.
House is a classic, Blues Bro., Saddles too, from a semi-deaf guy City Slickers is not only funny but a well crafted movie to watch.

Just wondering, sorry if I struck a nerve.

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poppajoe49
January 16, 2013 8:53 pm

Not sure if you mean House the TV series (great show) or something else, but all 3 of the others are awesome.

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poppajoe49
January 15, 2013 6:28 pm

Barb, you’re a dirty girl!

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drb
January 15, 2013 6:41 pm

oh no, poppa, she already explained to ghost that she practices safe salad.

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BarbR
January 16, 2013 4:55 am

And I shower. Almost daily.

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drb
January 16, 2013 5:22 am

whether you need it or not!

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poppajoe49
January 16, 2013 6:37 am

WOW!, You are quite the catch!
Do the men in Canada chase you often?

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January 16, 2013 9:29 am

Only when the snow has melted. Luckily, that sometimes happens on a weekend.

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BarbR
January 16, 2013 2:43 pm

Naw. That pretty much stopped when I quit robbing convenience stores.

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drb
January 16, 2013 2:53 pm

how much jail time didja get?

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BarbR
January 16, 2013 2:55 pm

Ha! They haven’t caught me yet!!

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drb
January 16, 2013 2:57 pm

then you’re not playin’ the game right.

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BarbR
January 16, 2013 3:03 pm

Ooooh, Officer, I’ve been a bad, bad girl …

THAT game?

Ha! They’d have to FIND me under all this parka Nanuk of the North crap!

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drb
January 16, 2013 3:08 pm

oh gosh…you’re really outta practice there, now ain’tcha…hey fellas, can one of you help Barb out? She’s got her zipper stuck…try to hold it Barb, peein’ yourself just ain’t sexy.

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January 14, 2013 5:38 pm

And you know what else? I’ll tell you what else.* You know all those big-shot sanctimonious leftists who shoot their mouths off when some prominent clergyman speaks up about the right to life or the sanctity of marriage, how he should just shut up and run his church and treat his religion like he treats his private parts — don’t take it out and play with it in public? Well, where are they when this horse’s patoot starts in with his litany? Or Sharpton? I think we know the answer, so let’s see if we can find some opportunities to rub THEIR noses in it for a change.

*Sorry, the planets are just right and I’m channeling Andy Rooney just a bit.

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greatj
January 14, 2013 6:56 pm

Jesse,
Do you still want to cut Obama’s nuts off?

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GhostntheMachine
January 15, 2013 1:09 pm

Another great one, I’d forgotten all about that.

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January 16, 2013 9:33 am

Michelle’s gonna be upset.

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sa_rose
January 16, 2013 10:56 am

Nah, she’s already cut them off. Jesse is behind again.

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January 16, 2013 10:02 pm

I meant Michelle’s gonna be upset when he cuts them off of HER.

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sa_rose
January 17, 2013 6:11 am

Ah. Sorry , my mistake. I stand corrected!

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deepthinker
January 15, 2013 4:00 am

Jackass is just stuck on stupid. What do you want to bet that some where his rainbow coalition owns a gun store or two?

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sa_rose
January 15, 2013 7:56 pm

Yeah, they reside in the hood and use the (illegal) guns for robberies. Or burglery or whatever the legal term is for stealing shit.

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