Author: CO2Insanity

84-Year-Old Fall River Woman Tries To Vote, Told She’s Dead. They must have mistaken her for a Democrat.

Man shocked by arrest after daughter draws picture of gun at school. The nanny state is out of control. We’d bet had she drawn a penis it would have all been perfectly OK.

Oakland man who beat boy to death slain in prison. The California prison system finally get some justice. Unlike the state who lets inmates languish on death row for decades, the inmates get ‘er done in a timely and fittingly brutal manner.

Obama proposes bumping Chevy Volt subsidy up to $10k. Clueless Leader doesn’t seem to have any problem subsidizing the rich as long as they’re buying Government Motors crap.

How to get ANYTHING through TSA nude body scanners: Blogger exposes loophole in $1billion fleet. Another day another government boondoggle another billion down the tubes. Meanwhile those of the Arabic persuasion will Basically continue to pass through security unmolested while 89 year old grannies get body cavity searched and nursing moms are made to pump breast milk to prove their breast pump doesn’t contain explosives.

THE VETTING: BEN SMITH RELEASES SELECTIVELY EDITED OBAMA RACE VIDEO. The unedited version will be aired by Hannity at 9PM Eastern time. We’ll be watching.

Woman arrested after fight with Southwest Airlines flight attendant over nail polish. This woman is a classic example of what’s wrong with the ‘I’m Entitled’ generation. Too bad they didn’t lock her up in a cell for a week with a prisoner with gas problems.

Borrowing costs for bullet train revised upward. The bullet train boondoggle continues to grow in enormity. It should be renamed Jerry Brown’s Big Bungle.

Potrero woman killed after cannonball slams into home. Looks like someone may have found a new way to off the Mrs. and avoid alimony. And no, Mythbusters was nowhere around.

Wiki leaks: Obama secretly took Russian money for his campaign. Looks like Putin has been Putin some money on Comrade Obama. We wonder what the payoff is?

Why Re-Electing Obama Could Bring An Economic Disaster. Could? It should be titled ‘Why Re-Electing Obama Will Make the Current Economic Disaster Worse.’

GM suspending Chevy Volt production due to low demand. Well how’s President Obama going to buy one now? We suggest a new advertising campaign themed “Only Dolts Buy Volts” with video of people like the President, Barbara Boxer, Barney Frank, Anthony Weiner, Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats buying a new one (with their own money).

Andrew Breitbart, dead at 43, was to release explosive tapes featuring Obama. Coincidence or was he assassinated? So, where’s the tapes?

Report: Obama kept Air Force One aloft an extra half Hour to watch Knicks-Heat game. Well, at $181,757 per hour that’s only $90,878.50. Meanwhile, you peasants can all eat off the McDonald’s dollar menu so you can afford to fill your car up.

Asteroid Threat in 2040? Scientists Watch 2011 AG5. Sounds more like some scientists have figured out the global warming funding is going to disappear real soon and now have developed a new reason to get billions in scam grant money. When you hear Al Gore and the UN talking about it you’ll know it’s the next $cam.

The Chart Barack Obama Doesn’t Want America To Know About. Anyone who claims the Obama recovery is a recovery is a fool. And you know what they say about a fool and his money (or in this case tax-dollars).

Obama Plays Race Card, Calls on Churches to Support Campaign. “Imagine if Paul campaign launched ‘Whites for Ron Paul?’” What happened to that separation of church and state liberals scream about all the time? Oh, sorry we forgot, rules only apply to conservatives.

‘What would happen with a scarf over my face?’: Outrage of Fireman Sam creator detained and branded racist for innocent burqa joke at airport security. His next Fireman Sam book should be titled: Fireman Sam Gets Hosed by Airport Security.

Michelle Obama’s pitch: Share the wealth. Told to 300 rich people attending a fundraiser costing $300 to $10,000 who need to share their wealth to make sure her husband gets the deadbeat vote,

Va. legislator: Trans-vaginal ultrasound bill led to bedroom strikeout with wife. We think they need to change it to Intercontinental-vaginal, then Obama and the liberals will approve.

Lawyer: Lesbians’ assault on gay man can’t be hate crime. “The idea of trying to break down human beings into categories is doomed to failure.” To that we say ‘duh!’

Verizon drops Muslim cable channel A YEAR after owner beheaded his wife at TV studio. So, we have to wonder how long it would have taken them to drop a station owned by a Christian who merely insulted a Muslim?

It’s Official: February Declared California Beer Month. California finally does something right.

Video: Why gas prices are so high (hint: it’s not the evil oil companies). To paraphrase: Let’s rob Exxon to pay Solyndra, then blame big oil for high gas prices.

Students Physically Attacked for Interrupting Israel Talk in New Mexico. About time someone kicked the asses of the asses who think the First Amendment only applies if they agree with what is being said. We say: Encore! Encore!

http://youtu.be/QaYIYa54CSA