Asteroid Threat in 2040? Scientists Watch 2011 AG5. Sounds more like some scientists have figured out the global warming funding is going to disappear real soon and now have developed a new reason to get billions in scam grant money. When you hear Al Gore and the UN talking about it you’ll know it’s the next $cam.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

So when is Al the Goricle going to come up with a scheme to extort money from the masses for this perceived threat?

poppajoe49
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Give him a few minutes.

poppajoe49
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Hmmm, I will turn 91 in 2040, so I’m thinking I will be wishing for something to crash to earth and kill us all.
Just getting my Grumpy Old Man on!

flashingscotsman
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I never expected to see this century, I’m NOT going to worry about 2040.

MDLION
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When I played the “Asteroids” video game during the 80s, you could hit hyperspace and disappear, escaping from the asteroids. What button do we hit to escape from the asteroid marked OBAMA about to destroy our country?

StrinaM
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There wish there was an APP for that.

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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An asteroid – another thing Obama can blame the lousy economy on.

Satire 24/7
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Somebody better get to the Fortress of Solitude and unfreeze Superman.

Babydoll102187
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Al Gore’s new slogan: ” THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!”

Hahahaha, run chicken little run! Hahahahaha! Man I hope I see the day 🙂

Not so silent
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Hey isn’t an Asteroid what you get from sitting on a moon rock? You know like Eskimos get Polaroids…..I am just trying to think like Al Gore…and it hurts!

StrinaM
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It’s Bush’s fault! It’s those greedy rich Wall Streeters’ fault! It’s the big evil oil companies’ fault! Tax the rich! Everyone has to do their fair share!

That Guy
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Seriously, I’d like some funding into asteroid missions. You know one of the big ones out of the Martian orbit? Over $14 TRILLION in metals with a purity you can’t match on earth without digging a a few dozen miles underground.

Though, I’m sure Obama would see all those zeros in the profit section of the report and immediately drive the project into the ground. Probably with some EPA mandate about pollution killing space whales.

Joe
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So this large, destructive force is coming to destroy us all. Check for an Obama bumper sticker, I have a theory.

Ruben
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Astute, Joe… quite astute.

danybhoy
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If Obama wins a 2nd term & the world is overrun by OWS types, I’ll be praying for an asteroid to destroy this rock of sh!t we call a planet.

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