Author: J.P. Travis

America’s first experiment with communism. The first Thanksgiving is usually dated to 1621 when the settlement celebrated its first harvest, but the first official Thanksgiving was planned by Governor Bradford in 1623, after the colony began its long, painful divorce from communism and started flourishing as a community of free individuals.

Obama mocks Romney during Thanksgiving turkey pardon. Some people are sore losers, but Obama is something new: a sore winner.

Meet the man most responsible for vote fraud in the United States. His name is Dickinson Debevoise. He’s a former federal judge in New Jersey, but even though he’s retired he won’t let go of his control over a case from 1982 which prevents Republicans from challenging any kind of election fraud in ethnic minority districts. Take a good look: this is the face of the end of democracy in this country.

Tolkien’s daughter suing producers of The Hobbit. The Tolkien family and hobbitt fans are unhappy about Warner Bros using hobbitts to sell online and casino gambling, which violates the licensing contract. We predict this will go badly for Warner Bros. When the Shire gets upset, the forces of Morgoth tremble.

The REAL scandal at the CIA… is not that Director Petreaus was having sex with his hagiographer. The real scandal is that Obama made the spy agency set up a global warming department called the Center on Climate Change and National Security. So maybe we didn’t have a clue that our Benghazi consulate would be attacked, but the CIA is all over those threats from the weather.

Turns out OJ really didn’t kill Nicole. A new documentary, My Brother the Serial Killer, makes the case that Glen Rogers, currently in prison suspected of killing 70-80 people, not only killed Nicole Brown Simpson but bragged about it to his family and later, on death row, confessed to authorities. No wonder that glove didn’t fit.

Spain threatening Gibraltar. Spanish warships have entered British waters 178 times in the last year, prompting a flurry of diplomatic protests. What is this, 1588? Do the Brits need to remind the Spaniards what happened to their Armada? Besides, everybody knows Gibraltar will remain British as long as Barbary apes live there.

Secret Service agents prepping for Obama visit startled by big lizard. The big question: What was Janet Napolitano doing in Thailand?

DA/Porn star admits he was lying. Typical Democrat: while he was running for re-election he was confronted by questions about his past and chose to lie like a rug. Now that he won, he admits he was a porn actor in the 70s and “used bad judgment.” Possible movie titles to his credit: Crammer vs. Crammer – To Drill A Mockingbird – 12 Naked Men.

Huffington Post and CNBC printing Russian propaganda. Of course they don’t actually call it that. They call the manufactured crap “op-eds” and simply leave out the part about how they’re written by Russia’s PR firm.

Appeals court overturns Michigan constitutional amendment. The Sixth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati ruled that Michigan’s ban on race-conscious admissions to public unversities, voted into the state constitution in 2006 by 58% of the voters, was a “form of political manipulation that placed excessive burdens on minority interests.” In other words, not placing a burden on white kids is a burden on the other kids.

San Francisco nudists rise again. Last time they marched in the Castro District where they ordinarily like to… er, hang out. This time they rallied at City Hall itself to protest the proposed municipal ban on public nakedness. According to their attorney, nudists shouldn’t be exposed to “nudophobic bigotry.”

Obama nominates openly gay black man to federal bench. Judge William Thomas joins six other openly gay judges nominated by Obama… plus Sotomayor and Kagan on the Supreme court. Maybe this doesn’t even qualify as news. Nominating a straight white male, that would be news.

Jay Carney refers all scandal questions to other agencies. 10 times in 10 minutes he told reporters to go ask their questions somewhere else. Apparently the president’s motto for his second term will remain the same as it was for his first term: The Buck Stops Elsewhere.

CBS analyst says white people oppose abortion to “build up the race.” Never mind how racist that comment is because recognizing racism in yourself requires a moral compass… which liberals don’t have. And never mind that abortion kills proportionately more black babies than white babies because knowing facts requires a brain… which liberals also don’t have.

Emails reveal Al Gore’s climate propaganda perfidy. Al Gore badly wanted film of an Australian fire tornado so he could blame it on climate change, even resorting to sneaky back door methods to get it. The Aussie who owns the film said hell no: “Why would you request this footage if you do not have firm evidence to prove this particular event was caused by, or was in any way attributable to, global or even regional climate change?” Why indeed.

Sesame Street’s Elmo accused of sex with underage boy. Now we know why Tyco named their toy “Tickle Me Elmo.”

Juan Williams thinks the answer for all problems is to copy… California. Yes, California. That’s the model according to Juan, who thinks everything is going swimmingly in the golden state.

Candy Crowley asks Sen. Menendez about Petraeus extramarital affair. But somehow this crack CNN journalist fails to ask Bob about his own Dominican prostitution scandal, the sex parties confirmed by Dominican Republican officials, or the constant stream of hookers arriving at the senator’s Washington, D.C., home. Apparently stuff like that is irrelevant in a discussion about illicit sex.

Not only do dead people vote… sometimes they win.

If you’re not angry with Romney, read this. You will be. Turns out the vaunted Bain business genius ran the worst political ground game ever seen, with the end result being “30,000+ of the most active and fired-up volunteers wandering around confused and frustrated when they could have been doing anything else to help.”

Obama got 99 percent of the vote in some Philadelphia wards. Plus they reported massive turnout, more than 90% of the voters showed up to vote in many wards. In other words, Barack Hussein got Saddam Hussein-like numbers… but Democrat officials insist nothing shady happened so don’t worry about it.

Allen West demands recount. According to West’s campaign, “Late last night Congressman West maintained a districtwide lead of nearly 2,000 votes until the St. Lucie County Supervisor of Elections ‘recounted’ thousands of early ballots. Following that ‘recount’ Congressman West trailed by 2,400 votes.” There’s a name for that, Mr. West. It’s called a Franken Count.

Do you feel safer knowing… the Secretary of Homeland Security is too stupid to use email? For people wondering how she gets information, she answers, “People around me get email and all kinds of media and I certainly get passed what is important for me to see.” How would she know? The phrase “all kinds of media” probably refers to computers so she evidently doesn’t use one of those either… and since cellphones are pretty much pocket-sized computers nowadays, what does that leave her? Smoke signals and carrier pigeons?

Las Vegas union registering noncitizens and making them vote. Now you know how Harry Reid won reelection in 2010.