Author: J.P. Travis

San Francisco Democrats send Obama into space. It was a day pregnant with symbolism as they attached an Obama bobblehead to a balloon and sent it 100,000 feet high…

Unfortunately, the Obama came back.

Chris Matthews plays both parts in Dumb and Dumber sequel. On HBO’s Real Time last night, he claimed that unemployment under Bush was “well past ten percent and skyrocketing.” Actually, it didn’t hit ten percent until October of 2009.

CNN steals dead ambassador’s diary. First they acquired Christopher Stevens’ diary, then they based reports on it by calling it “a source familiar with Ambassador Stevens’ thinking,” and finally, two days later when confronted, they admitted they had the diary and gave it back to his family. Just when you think these media twerps can’t sink any lower… they do.

Chick-fil-A chickened out. To get city approval for a restaurant in Chicago, the chain agreed to stop funding traditional-marriage groups. This after conservative supporters of traditional marriage gave them record sales. So what did they say as they chomped on their own foot? “Tastes like chicken!”

Pencil-Necked Sissy II – The Sequel. A week ago we read about Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Martin Dempsey lecturing a pastor about YouTube. Now we read that he fired a decorated combat veteran for saying politically-incorrect stuff about Muslims in a military class about radical Islam. For God’s sake, who is this Dempsey guy and whose side is he on?

Does Wasserman Schultz speak Klingon? Yeah, sure, conspiracy theories about aliens taking over the government are passé, but damn, look at the woman!

DOJ emails show Media Matters acting like a public relations stooge for Eric Holder. With all we know about MMfA’s dishonesty and partisanship, why are they still allowed by the IRS to claim non-partisan 501(C)(3) tax-exempt educational foundation status?

Tony Shalhoub thinks the First Amendment is a slippery slope. No, he’s not saying restrictions on free speech are a slippery slope – he thinks free speech itself is the problem.

Chris “Thrill up my leg” Matthews says Romney was arrogant to think he could run for president againt Obama. Maybe it’s time we stop making fun of Matthews. He’s such a partisan hack and intellectual buffoon it’s like making fun of monkeys at the zoo.

MSNBC analyst blames Middle East violence on “horrible” Americans. “So when we see these kind of conflagrations, we’re able to point the finger: oh, how horrible it is. But we’re horrible too,” said Georgetown professor Eric Dyson. Yes, you are, Eric. Yes you are.

Martin Dempsey responds to Muslim violence with tough talk. Tough talk for Pastor Terry Jones, that is. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff called the Florida pastor and begged him to withdraw support for the online film causing Middle Eastern Muslims to attack U.S. installations. Here’s the important question: How did this pencil-necked little sissy get to be our top military officer?

Saturday was the second annual Slut Walk San Francisco. This lady’s sign says, “The amount of clothes I wear does not change how much respect I deserve.” Listen lady: it does too.

Striking Chicago teacher can’t spell. “Neiborhood?” Really? The guy might as well hold up a sign that says, “Fire me and hire somebody who can read and write.”

Trenton mayor Tony Mack arrested by FBI for corruption. Ho hum, another day, another dirty Democrat mayor. Yawn. It happens so often it probably shouldn’t be considered news.

Jews and Muslims stage circumcision march in Berlin. Wow, the Germans somehow managed to get Jews and Muslims working on the same side. Let’s send the Nazis to the Middle East, give them a boatload of pork to work with, and let them solve the Palestinian homeland issue.

Obama gets a lift. Like Biden with the biker girl on his lap in Ohio, Obama seems to be enjoying his man hug from a pizza shop owner in Florida. “Hey, Mr. President, is that a pepperoni in your pocket?”

Malaysian company in deep trouble with Condom. They were advertising condoms that come from Condom but that’s not where the condoms come from. So now the company is screwed and has to pay a fine for false advertising… and speaking of screwed, the river that runs through Condom is the Baïse.

White House misses deadline for required spending cuts. The Sequestration Transparency Act signed in August says the president had to hand them in yesterday, and he signed the law so he should know. Add this to missed deadlines for the last two presidential budgets. Gee, what is this guy doing with his time that prevents him from getting work done?

Guess who else wised up. Democrats decided to put God and Jerusalem-is-the-capital-of-Israel back in their party platform after removing them earlier. Trouble is, LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa railroaded the change through on a voice vote that clearly didn’t carry the motion, showing that even amongst themselves Democrats aren’t fond of democracy.

Guess who finally wised up. Bart Stupak is the pro-life Democrat dimwit who provided the final vote for Obamacare after accepting the president’s promise to write an Executive Order allaying his concerns. Now he’s “perplexed and disappointed” that HHS is covering birth control and abortifacients, and he thinks it’s illegal. Anybody got a dunce cap he can borrow?

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Democrat Party lies about its civil rights history on website. “For more than 200 years, our party has led the fight for civil rights,” says the DNC website. Never mind the official support for slavery from 1840 to 1860, opposing the 13th through 15th amendments, official support for segregation from 1868 to 1948, opposing anti-lynching laws, opposing a century-worth of civil rights legislation, or the Ku Klux Klan. Never mind all that.

Rappers for Romney? This could be a new voting bloc for conservatives: “I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney/You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy” sings Nicki Minaj. Rappers going right might be a bad sign for a black president seeking reelection.

From the “No shit, Sherlock” department. Journalists in Tunisia say the new Islamic government is clamping down on their right to free expression. Welcome to Obama’s Arab Spring, suckers.

Chris Matthews lied about where he lives… so he could appear more racially sensitive. “But I go back to living in D.C. all these years. I’ve lived there 40 years, a black-majority city…” said Mr. Thrill-going-up-my-leg. But actually he lives in exclusive Chevy Chase, Maryland (1/2% black), and D.C. isn’t majority black anyway.

Donkey kills mayor. One question: if a donkey kills a Republican, is that a hate crime?