
Dumbest. Tweet. Ever. Actor James Woods calls this tweet “The absolute end of the bell curve of #liberal insanity…”
Author: J.P. Travis
Hilarious facts about Tesla
Hilarious facts about Tesla. To summarize: no ability to make a profit, no working capital, mammoth borrowing needs, huge debt including unpaid suppliers, top finance executives fleeing the company, and a $7,500 federal tax credit on every car sold that is about to end. Other than that, everything is going swimmingly.
McCabe says Comey is lying
McCabe says Comey is lying. While Comey continues to rant about “integrity” on his book tour, just about everybody he ever worked with is calling him a liar, including McCabe, Loretta Lynch, and the president.
Largest BLM page on Facebook is fake

Largest BLM page on Facebook is fake. It was started and run by, and the donations to “the cause” were collected and spent by… a middle-aged white guy in Australia.
CNN commentator Tara Setmayer
CNN commentator Tara Setmayer: It’s okay to call a black person “Uncle Tom” or “coon” if they’re Republican.
Clinton Global Initiative member second in command at NXIVM

Clinton Global Initiative member was second in command at busted NXIVM sex cult. As Bill would say, “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘intiative’ is.” She took the ‘initiative’ to procure sex slaves for the leader of the cult and brand them with his ‘initials’.
Obamacare contraception mandate is finally dead

Just in time for Easter, Obamacare’s contraception mandate is finally dead. A federal judge in Oklahoma delivered the coup de grâce Wednesday, permanently enjoining the federal government from enforcing the mandate. The Little Sisters of the Poor can now go back to serving the poor instead of buying birth control pills, abortifacients, and condoms; and instead of paying lawyers to defend their religious freedom.
Another FBI bungle
Another FBI bungle? On Saturday, prosecutors revealed that Pulse nightclub terrorist Omar Mateen’s father has been an FBI informant since 2005.
(Ever notice how every time there’s a mass killing the FBI was involved ahead of time and did nothing to stop it?)
Obama wants to create a million young Barack Obamas

Obama wants to create “a million young Barack Obamas.” Hey, good luck trying to sleep tonight after reading that headline.
RIP Bozo the Clown

RIP, Bozo the Clown. He died Tuesday. Liberals in Hollywood were celebrating until they realized it was the other clown with orange hair.
Muslim officer who shot Australian women charged with murder
Muslim officer who shot Australian women charged with murder. Good. It’s a start. This is the Minneapolis diversity hire who refused to answer investigators’ questions after killing an innocent woman, apparently relying upon his ethnic status to protect him from consequences.
Gal Gadot under fire for insensitive tweet

Gal Gadot under fire for insensitive tweet. Here are the horrible, nasty, foul words this insensitive actress tweeted:
“Rest in peace Dr. Hawking. Now you’re free of any physical constraints.. Your brilliance and wisdom will be cherished forever”
If you’re wondering what the problem is, the left is all over Twitter explaining that her tweet was “ableist…” Which is like racist only directed at people who are not “able…” We think.
Al Gore warns audience about flying rivers and rain bombs
Al Gore warns audience about “flying rivers” and “rain bombs.” Which those of us who are sane call “clouds” and “heavy rain.” Someone should start measuring this guy for a straitjacket… size extra huge, please.
The inevitable consequence of transgender rights silliness
The inevitable consequence of transgender rights silliness. In Alaska, a man with a violent criminal record got kicked out of a shelter for being drunk and belligerent. So he went to a battered women’s shelter and demanded entry, claiming he identified as a woman. The battered women’s shelter, a faith-based organization, denied him entry. The man is now suing the women’s shelter for not taking him in.
Hey Jerry Brown YOU killed this little girl

Hey, Jerry Brown, YOU killed this little girl. You nasty old piece of shit politician, little Grace Aguilar, six years old, was playing in her front yard when a drunk, twice-deported, illegal alien whose ICE detainer request was recently ignored because of California’s sanctuary policies drove across the yard and killed her. You did this for votes, Jerry. You know it, we know it, and God knows it.
The college bubble is finally bursting
The college bubble is finally bursting. People are waking up to the fact that degrees are overpriced, often useless, and involve four years of brainwashing by libtard professors. Between 2011 and 2017 total enrollment dropped 12 percent.
South Africa to follow Zimbabwe and Venezuela into the abyss
South Africa decides to follow Zimbabwe and Venezuela into the abyss. Zimbabwe is right next door and they saw what happened there. Venezuela is currently in the news and they can see what’s happening there. Nevertheless, South Africa’s parliament just voted to seize white-owned farms without compensation.
Harvard endowment blew 1 billion on tomato paste sugar ethanol
Harvard endowment blew $1 billion on “tomato paste, sugar, and ethanol.” The money quote (pardon the pun) that tells you all you need to know about Harvard:
“Harvard made many mistakes over the last decade, according to Thomas Gilbert, a finance professor at the University of Washington, but almost all of them boiled down to a single miscalculation: the belief that its top money managers—who were paid $242 million from 2010 through 2014—were smarter than everyone else…”
Police in London mystified by sharp rise in rapes
Police in Mayor Sadiq Khan’s London mystified by sharp rise in number of rapes. [IHTM quickly raises hand] “We know why! We know why! Call on us!”
DNC lawyers argue primary rigging protected by First Amendment

DNC lawyers argue that primary rigging is protected by First Amendment. Even after they fired her, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is still hurting Democrats with her stupidity.
Broward County Sheriff credits himself with amazing leadership
Broward County Sheriff credits himself with “amazing leadership.” The delusion is strong with this one.
Louisiana high student draws square root sign

Louisiana high student solving math problem draws square root sign, fellow students think it looks like a gun, police end up searching student’s home. The whole world seems to have gone stark raving stupid.
Seattle author reports Confederate flag

Paranoid hypersensitive Seattle author reports Confederate flag in her neighborhood. But alas! for her wounded sensibilities, the flag turns out to be a Norwegian flag being flown during the Olympics by a Norwegian homeowner.
Billy Graham dies and Washington Post immediately attacks him
Billy Graham dies and Washington Post immediately attacks him. The only thing the mainstream media hates more than America is Christianity.
Christian pastor has now spent 500 days in Turkish prison
Christian pastor has now spent 500 days in Turkish prison. With no charges filed so far.