Author: J.P. Travis

CNN and MSNBC promoted Russia-sponsored anti-Trump rally. Oh look, it’s The Year of the Hypocrite.

Michael Moore participated in Russia-sponsored anti-Trump rally. We all knew he was a fat, dishonest, anti-American, leftist jackass. Turns out he’s also gullible, dumb, and Russia’s b—.

Muslims wipe out 15 Christian villages in Nigeria, government does nothing. This is what happens when you elect a man named Muhammadu to be your president.

Reporter suggests Florida shooting could have been prevented by abortion. And now she can’t understand why people are so riled up by her comment.

Iran accuses Sally Mander of spying for U.S. (Wait… what? Salamander, not Sally Mander?) Never mind.

The Dreamers Democrats never talk about. Meet Judas Deluna, 21-year-old Dreamer from Harris County, Texas, who authorities say shot someone in a store parking lot three weeks ago, and then shot and killed the Good Samaritan who came to help the first victim. Judas is a fugitive right now but if Nancy Pelosi gets her way he will become a United States citizen.

Robert DeNiro, giving speech in Dubai, calls U.S. a “backward country.” And the group of wealthy jackasses he was addressing, sitting there in the United Arab Emirates where only Muslims have full rights and some people still ride camels to work, laughed. Here’s a message from IHTM to Mr. DeNiro: stay there where you think it’s civilized, Bobby–we won’t miss you.

Dumbest analysis of a Bible story ever? “Rabbi” Tamara Kolton, in a magazine for Jewish socialists called The Forward, says God abused Eve just like Dr. Larry Nassar abused little girls.

Bitches can’t catch a break. Dog owners are complaining the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is stacked against females, with the proof being that twice as many males win “Best in Show.” And, in the spirit of fairness for which IHTM is famous, let us point out that not once has the top prize gone to a transgender dog.

How stupid is Adam Schiff? Well, that might be an unanswerable question, like “How many stars are there?” but we do know he spent eight minutes talking to two Ukrainian comedians who claimed they had info about Trump doing bizarre things with a Russian porn actress, and after the phone call Mr. Schiff was so impressed, and still so completely fooled, that he sent follow-up emails telling them how productive the call was. Should someone this dumb be on the House Intelligence Committee?

Chris Matthews labels Nancy Pelosi an “ethnic sort of person.” Chrissy was desperately trying to defend Pelosi and he no longer has that thrill going up his leg to guide his words so this is the result.

Shitstorm at Winter Olympics. South Korea pulled 1,200 security personnel and replaced them with military personnel after an outbreak of norovirus linked to suspected bad water. North Korea, never a country to point fingers and cast blame, is preparing a statement of love and support for their neighbor, we are sure.

Women’s March sides with man. Rose McGowan has been the heroine of the Me Too movement but last week a man-who-thinks-he’s-a-woman confronted her at a book signing and they ended up in a shouting match. Turns out the man-who-thinks-he’s-a-woman has been accused of preying on 13-year-old girls but, nevertheless, the Women’s March has rebuked McGowan for being “transphobic.”

Democrats in Senate ignore science, block Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act. The science is undisputable that babies feel pain after 20 weeks of gestation but the United States will continue allowing abortion until delivery, thanks to the Democrat Party, an evil institution since its founding, being bought and paid for by the abortion industry.

Man pleads guilty to bribing New York mayor Bill de Blasio. And that’s the second man to plead guilty to bribing the mayor… but so far no charges against the mayor himself. Figure that one out.

Is Fidel Castro Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s father? Keep in mind:

1. Mrs. Trudeau was promiscuous (which is what led to her divorce from Mr. Trudeau).

2. Mrs. Trudeau spent a lot of time visiting Fidel.

3. In the top photo, Fidel seems awfully interested in Baby Justin.

4. The resemblance is uncanny, physically and politically.

How dumb are Princeton students? So dumb the Princeton Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources, & Education office felt it was necessary to create an infographic telling students how to figure out who wants to dance with them.

John Kerry goes full treason. Kerry met with Palestine negotiator Hussein Agha in London and told him to “hold on and be strong,” and to tell Palestinian President Abbas to “stay strong and play for time and [don’t] break and give in to President Trump’s demands,” because there was “a good chance Trump won’t last a year.”

NFL rejects Super Bowl ad from veterans group. Once again the NFL shows its true colors. They’re perfectly fine with players making a disrespectful political statement by kneeling during the national anthem, but they won’t allow veterans to pay for and run a spot explaining why people should stand during the national anthem.

Tesla on “autopilot” crashes into back of parked fire truck on freeway. Public service message from IHTM: never trust your life to government-subsidized technology claiming it can drive your car for you.  Never.  You’d be safer with an Allahu-Akbar-yelling Somali cab driver.

Government shutdown thread. This is where visitors to IHTM can share the heinous inconveniences, terrible tragedies, and cruel calamities caused by the shutdown of the federal government.

The highly anticipated 2017 Fake News Awards. Out of the ten, 4 went to CNN, 2 to The New York Times, and 1 each to the Washington Post, ABC News, Time Magazine, and Newsweek. Bottom line, if you still watch CNN you’re a moron.

Bet you won’t hear about this from the mainstream media. Grateful leaders in Logar Province, Afghanistan, pooled their meager funds to make a gold Medal of Bravery and awarded it to Donald Trump for standing up to Pakistan:

“Akbari told RFE/RL that members of the community have waited 16 years for someone in the U.S. administration to make comments of the sort that Trump has made in recent weeks concerning Pakistan.”

Three out of four people convicted of terrorism in the U.S. are foreign-born. The Departments of Justice and Homeland Security have released the data on terrorism for the first time and now we know why Obama did NOT release it.

Is any of your investment money managed by BlackRock? If so, pull it out now and put it somewhere else. The CEO of BlackRock, manager of “$6 trillion in investments through 401(k) plans, exchange-traded funds and mutual funds, making it the largest investor in the world,” has decided it will only invest in socially responsible corporations from now on… and, as we all know, “socially responsible” is code for leftwing whacko bullshit like windmills, waterless toilets, and donations to Democrat political campaigns.