Author: J.P. Travis

In wake of London terrorist attacks, CNN host calls President Trump a “piece of shit.” Because that’s the job at CNN, attacking America instead of the dirty, filthy, death-cult-believing barbarians of Islam.

Bill Maher says, “I’m a house nigga,” in response to suggestion he do some farm work. That weird sound you hear is Kathy Griffin tap-dancing her happy dance on the ceramic tiles of her bathroom floor where she was about to commit suicide, while shouting repeatedly, “Thank you, Bill Maher!”

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: stuck on stupid. Someone called the law firm suing her and the DNC for fraud and asked about the case. The caller used a voice modifier to electronically change their voice but they forgot to turn off caller ID… so the lawyers know the call came from Wasserman Schultz’s office.

The View decides Christians are no different than the Taliban. What do you expect from a show hosted by the five stupidest people they can find in New York?

Feminist researcher invents new physics to counter “oppression” of Newton. She calls it “intersectional quantum physics.” But don’t worry, she can explain:

“Newtonian physics has separated beings based on their binary and absolute differences,” and “these structures of classification, such as male/female, or living/non-living, are hierarchical and exploitative and thusly part of the apparatus that enables oppression.”

Wall Street sculpture war gets pugnacious. Artist Alex Gardena, irritated that the sculpture “Fearless Girl” was placed in front of the iconic Wall Street bull, decided to add his own piece of artwork: a small pug urinating on the girl’s left leg.

After Hillary gets history wrong, NYTimes tries to take the blame. In a commencement speech at Wellesley College, Hillary said Nixon was impeached. The oddest part about this, even odder than the NYTimes trying to cover for her, is… well, if anyone should know the history of presidential impeachments, it’s the wife of one of the only two presidents to be impeached.

Study: Girly men tend to be liberals. We gotta start being nicer to the liberal trolls who visit IHTM. It’s not their fault; they have a hormone deficiency.

AP sneaks leftwing activist into closed GOP event as “reporter.” Clearly the AP is not even going to pretend to engage in impartial journalism anymore.

“The conceptual penis as a social construct.” A fake social science paper got published in a “peer reviewed” journal, demonstrating the intellectual vacuousness of “culture studies” in academia. The phony paper even linked “toxic masculinity” to climate change, which surely must have made the “peers” salivate:

“Nowhere are the consequences of hypermasculine machismo braggadocio isomorphic identification with the conceptual penis more problematic than concerning the issue of climate change. Climate change is driven by nothing more than it is by certain damaging themes in hypermasculinity that can be best understood via the dominant rapacious approach to climate ecology identifiable with the conceptual penis.”

Are your brain cells shriveling like it’s cold outside?

Harvard study reveals media bias against Trump. Nuthin’ slips past those brilliant academicians at Harvard.

Long arm of the law finally pegs Weiner. Facing charges for his sexting romp with a North Carolina 15-year-old, Anthony Weiner agreed to plead guilty to “transferring obscene material to a minor” today in federal court.

Cal State Poly professor worried about racial and gender bias against squirrels. In fact, she wrote a research paper on the subject entitled, “When ‘Angelino’ squirrels don’t eat nuts: a feminist posthumanist politics of consumption across southern California.” Uh huh, yep.

ACLU lawyer has real bad day in court. Omar Jadwat, at the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, was trying to attack the president’s executive order limiting travel, but for the first time he was talking to judges who didn’t get their law degrees from the back of a Cheerio box. Omar did not fare well.

Tweet from social media coordinator at UC Berkeley’s Undocumented Student Program:

“Let’s celebrate [Cinco] de Mayo by going to Dolores Park and beating the shit out of white people…”

Republicans in House pass Obamacare replacement bill. Apparently they had to pass it so the rest of us could see what’s in it.

Bill Nye erases chromosomes. In 1996 while making his Bill Nye the Science Guy show, he explained how gender is determined by the X and Y chromosomes. But that’s politically incorrect now. We’re supposed to believe gender is determined by how we feel. So Netflix, where his new show Bill Nye Saves the World resides, erased the chromosome information before uploading that 1996 episode.

Black conservative columnist suspended by St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Stacy Washington’s crime was defending the NRA from a guest columnist’s comparison of the gun-rights organization to ISIS. “When has a member of the NRA ever decapitated, set on fire, tossed from a rooftop or otherwise terrorized another American?” she asked in her response column, and apparently the rag she worked for didn’t have a good answer.

What is peer-reviewed literature saying about the climate? 58 new scientific papers have already been published in 2017 linking climate changes to solar variations. 58. Climate affected by the sun, who woulda thunk it?

The classy sophisticated humor of Stephen Colbert:

“Mr. President, I love your presidency, I call it ‘Disgrace The Nation.’”

“You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the ‘presi-dunce’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.”

“You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.”

“In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

Trump blames Constitution for his problems. He called the U.S. system of checks and balances “archaic.”

“It’s a very rough system. It’s an archaic system… It’s really a bad thing for the country.”

Colorado climate marches cancelled because of cold and snow. Mother Nature keeps trying to teach these morons. How many climate gatherings have to be cancelled because of cold weather before they get it?

Pope Francis warns against “invasion” of libertarianism. Because look at all the people killed and enslaved over the centuries by libertarians, right? Whereas socialists, communists, and Muslims–the people the pope likes—them we don’t need to worry about.

Berkeley riot organizers tied to NAMBLA and Marxist pedophilia supporters. What in the world, you ask, could possibly be the connection between Marxism and pedophilia? Well, we answer, just like the connection between liberals and Islam, they are demonic allies.

Yale grad students go on “symbolic” hunger strike. A symbolic hunger strike is when you’re allowed to go eat if you get hungry… which puzzles us, being so similar to what happens when you are not on a hunger strike.