Author: J.P. Travis

Loretta Lynch appears to have committed perjury. In November 2016, under oath, she told Trey Gowdy that she only used her official email account as Attorney General but now we know she used another email account too, under her grandmother’s maiden name.

Boy/girl/man/woman undergoing surgery to switch genders… AGAIN. Here’s the summary as near as we can tell: he was born a boy, decided to be a girl at age 14, in his twenties decided to be a gay man, and now wants to be a woman… again… for now… stay tuned…

TEMPERATURES PLUNGE IN AUSTRALIA!!! No, no, the weather hasn’t changed; they simply stopped tampering with the temperature readings.

New study: at least 45,000 people voted twice in 2016 election. That’s just people voting twice. It doesn’t include dead people votes, illegal alien votes, felon votes, absentee ballot fraud, intentional miscounts, and the blatant wholesale fraud we see in big Democrat cities like Chicago and New York. So just the tip of the iceberg.

Because of Global Warming… a Sharknado could really happen. So says the movie’s Hollywood creator.

Trump bans transgenders from military… by tweet.

“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming…victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you”

Nuclear explosion of screeching, wailing, and figurative hair-pulling in 3… 2… 1…

California Democrat (who else?) formally introduces articles of impeachment against Trump. The Mad Cow is strong in this one. You can tell by looking at his face.

WMU employee union files labor grievance against herd of goats. IHTM’s humble opinion: if you can be replaced by a goat, you should be too embarrassed to file a grievance.

Fake news networks also faking their ratings. Is everything that comes from the mainstream media a lie? (That was a rhetorical question. We already know the answer. That’s why we hate them.)

Oh look, Pope Francis does irony. An Italian newspaper is reporting that Vatican police had to break up a gay orgy in a flat belonging to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith… [wait for it, wait for it] which is in charge of tackling clerical sexual abuse.

Stephen Hawking says Trump will cause 250-degree temps and 100-mph winds. Okay, that’s enough. Can we all just admit what we all know but don’t want to say out loud? that amyotrophic lateral sclerosis causes a deterioration of the mental faculties as well as paralysis? This guy hasn’t been a genius for decades and even before he was sick he was wrong about a lot of stuff. SO STOP REPORTING EVERY IDIOTIC THING HE SAYS LIKE HE’S MOSES.

Donald Trump is NOT under investigation by the FBI. But Bernie Sanders IS and Hillary Clinton WAS. We just thought, since it’s Monday, we’d start the week with a moment of clarity.

Muslims outraged by vendor putting his urine in their drinks. They thought they were drinking camel urine, which was recommended by Muhammad and therefore considered magical. When they found out the vendor was just peeing in their drinks they were really… [wait for it, wait for it] pissed.

CNN retracts another anti-Trump story. It’s like they just make shit up because it’s Thursday. Normal people would be ashamed, or at least embarrassed, but CNN doesn’t seem to be capable.

How incompetent is the FBI? Answer: incompetent to the point of being bizarre. According to the FBI, the man who hated Republicans, scouted the baseball field where Republicans were practicing to the point of taking pictures of it ahead of time, had a hit list of Republicans in his pocket, and asked a bystander if it was Republicans on the field before he started shooting them was, according to the FBI’s report, not targeting Republicans that day. He was just a depressed loser who acted spontaneously with no specific targets in mind.

Shock: climate alarmists admit there’s been a pause in global warming. This after mocking Ted Cruz for saying so in 2015 and NOAA publishing a bogus “study” that same year purporting to show the hiatus didn’t exist.

CBS News asks if Steve Scalise shooting was “to some degree self-inflicted.” The leftwing media demonstrates its ignorance, depravity, and lack of class over and over again.

CEO of Patagonia pledges all company’s resources to fighting Donald Trump. That’s all well and good, you dumb bitch, but what happens when millions of Republicans pledge all their resources to never buying another stitch of clothing at Patagonia?

MSNBC host Joy Reid has mixed feelings about Steve Scalise recovering. All you need to know about MSNBC right there.

How to lose your boat. The destroyer USS Fitzgerald collided with a Japanese container ship last night… which never turns out well for the captain of the warship no matter whose fault the collision was. Even if he’s asleep, the captain is considered responsible (which is why captains tend to be grouchy). This poor guy is in the hospital but the Navy is no doubt already planning his court martial.

Air Force grounds entire fleet of F-35s. These pieces of shit are the perfect example of an airplane designed by a committee.

Media blackout in Wisconsin to protect Democrat Mark Pocan. Mr. Pocan, from Madison, as discovered by investigative journalists at the Washington Free Beacon, is sponsoring an anti-Israel forum on Capitol Hill where leftwing anti-Semites can showcase their propaganda… surely an inappropriate activity for either a U.S. government building or a U.S. congressman.

Michigan’s first Muslim-controlled city council. Skip to the nine-minute mark and watch what happens to democracy when Muslims take over. Coming soon to a city near you.

British anti-terrorism apparatus does not exist. Why do we say that? Well, because one of this weekend’s mass-murdering Islamic thugs was in a documentary about jihadis last year, and invited all his friends to a farewell barbeque last week, and had been reported to police as a threat by neighbors multiple times, but nobody did a doggone thing.

Sewer worker dies after Muslim ER doctors refuse to touch him. It was Ramadan, you see, and he was “unclean.”