Author: J.P. Travis

Who was that glowing-blue man in the Democrat debate audience? Some people are suggesting he was a wizard from Harry Potter’s world or from Middle-earth, but we at IHTM came to a different conclusion: given the average age of the Democrat field, he’s probably a candidate’s grandson.

Naked woman goes berserk and trashes sandwich shop. In her defense, she isn’t the first woman to misunderstand that Subway footlong promise.

Senior European diplomat: “My government believes Obama is quite mentally unwell.” No shit, Sherlock.

Best and worst Playboy Magazine covers of all time. Showing the deterioration in manly standards between December 1953 and November 2009. Hopefully, they stop publishing before Hillary makes the cover.

Scientist captures rare bird on Solomon Islands. Then kills it so he can bring it back to his museum and study it.

Time puts Che on cover because he had asthma. “How Che Guevara Didn’t Let Asthma Affect His Ambitions,” is the cover story title. “How The Media Has A Love Crush On Leftwing Mass Murdering Thug,” is a more appropriate title.

University dumps gender-neutral bathrooms after peeping incidents.

What a brilliant idea. It’s a wonder nobody ever thought of that.

Wikipedia edits accuse McCarthy of affair just as he’s running for Speaker. And the edits are traced to an IP address at the Department of Homeland Security. So, once again, Obama using a federal government agency to attack a political opponent. Welcome to the Soviet Union.

Obamacare check to health insurers comes up short. The federal government promised them $2.9 billion for 2014. When they finally wrote the check, it was for only $362 million, because Obamacare “hasn’t brought in nearly as much money as it needs to pay out.”

Pennsylvania professor calls Ben Carson a “coon.” The left: always classy.

Iran’s supreme leader bans negotiations with U.S. Now that sanctions are lifted and Obama gave them $100 billion, no more pretending to pretend.

Obama finds new way to violate Constitution. Instead of appointing a person to his cabinet, which would require Senate confirmation, he simply promoted someone to the position “temporarily.” Temporarily as in for the rest of his term as president.

Deportation of illegal aliens drops to lowest level in nearly a decade. What can we do when the chief executive refuses to enforce the law, and the Speaker of the House is too drunk and cowardly to impeach him?

CNN turns Chris Harper-Mercer into white man. And the Los Angeles Times portrayed him as a white supremacist, even though his mother is black which actually makes him, well, you know, someone who could be Barack Obama’s son.

Dead woman in McDonald’s sits unnoticed for 24 hours. Hey, it’s China, we should be glad they didn’t use her as burger meat.

Geraldo says 2nd Amendment is bullshit. Maybe we should heed his words, since he’s the nation’s foremost expert on bullshit.

How Electoral College uses illegal aliens to put Democrats in White House. The more illegal aliens in the country, the more electoral votes Democrats have in future elections and the more congresscritters they have in the House of Representatives. It doesn’t matter if they become citizens—it’s based on the Census, which counts everybody.

Obama’s Refugee Affairs chief unaware Boston bombers were refugees. Where does he find these people? The Obama administration seems to be staffed with the kids we used to see riding the short yellow bus to school.

Planned Parenthood videos are NOT edited. That’s according to a forensics report from Coalfire, an independent group of technology professionals who examined all the raw footage recorded by the Center for Medical Progress.

New York City Council officially honors communist executed for treason. Ethel Rosenberg and her husband gave the Soviet Union military sonar and radar data that allowed the Russians to shoot down American planes in Korea and Vietnam. To paraphrase Frank Sinatra, “New York, New York, what the F***?”

We knew this sort of shit was happening. Now we have proof. When congressional hearings started on Secret Service scandals earlier this year, agency employees researched and attempted to blackmail Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah), chairman of the House oversight committee, finally releasing an embarrassing job application to lapdogs at The Daily Beast, who dutifully published it like the yellow journalism propaganda tools they are.

Obama hires Hollywood to fight ISIS. Oh great, that sounds like a winning strategy.

If you don’t stand for something, you stand for nothing. Mitch McConnell, in order to advance a bill funding the government through December 11, has funded Planned Parenthood.

92% of U.S. temperature data “estimated” or “adjusted.” In the 1960s, temperatures were adjusted down. After that, they gradually started adjusting them up more and more. Surprise, surprise, that produces an accelerating warming trend.

On 60 Minutes, Trump proposes radical reform of healthcare. Donald Trump: the white version of Barack Obama.