Author: J.P. Travis

The case for a lost race of Native American giants. Part 1 and Part 2. For more than a century and a half, establishment anthropologists, including a former head of the Smithsonian, have been covering up the fact that a slew of 7-to-8-foot skeletons with elongated skulls, large jaws, and extra teeth have been discovered in the eastern U.S. … Is there any scientific discipline we can trust?

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf: still stupid. This week she complimented Iraq army troops who fled Ramadi in disarray, telling CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, “The Iraqi security forces have held their lines on the outside of the city.”

White House says Iraq strategy has been a success. Saturday Night Live would do a skit but how do you parody something that’s already a parody?

Speaking of untrue scientific studies being published. A widely heralded pro-gay-marriage study published in the December issue of Science has been retracted because the data was completely fabricated. [Headline reference.]

Bin Laden raid documents declassified and guess what: based on his reading material, the SOB was a leftist. In fact, Bin Laden, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton all read the same sort of crap.

Obama calls Camden a “symbol of promise for the nation.” In case you were wondering how disconnected Washington politicians are from the country they govern…

Editor-In-Chief of world’s best known medical journal:

“The case against science is straightforward: much of the scientific literature, perhaps half, may simply be untrue.”

Obama says chlorine gas used by Syria is not a chemical weapon. [2:25 mark] Never mind that it kills people, makes them puke and suffocate, and even survivors suffer from bronchitis and pneumonia for weeks. Never mind all that. The smartest president ever wants you to know that he took away Syria’s chemical weapons so those chlorine gas attacks you’re hearing about ain’t about nothin’.

“Bee-pocalypse” is just like Global Warming: i.e., a complete fabrication by leftwing environmental whackos.

Democrat talking about “Indian Americans” uses disparaging war whoop. Dumbass Loretta Sanchez is running for dumbass Barbara Boxer’s U.S. Senate seat. She’s running against an Indian American… the kind from India. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

Bill O’Reilly refuses to release results of his own poll. When poll results showed that Americans agreed with Pamela Geller instead of him, he picked up his football and went home.

Engineer who accelerated train to 106 mph going into curve was gay marriage activist. Funny, isn’t it? Every time there’s a tragedy, Democrats jump in front of microphones to blame Republicans and then it turns out the perpetrator was a leftie. Every. Doggone. Time.

Saudi Arabia promises to match Iran’s nuclear capability. Obama’s chickens coming home to roost. Get ready for a nuclear weapons all over the Middle East.

Obama denounces private schools and private clubs. Never mind that he went to private schools himself, and his daughters attend the ultra-elite Sidwell Friends School, and he’s golfing at a private club somewhere every damn weekend, and…

Moody’s has downgraded Chicago debt to junk status. Apparently they felt the city no longer deserved a rating of “Baa2,” which was already lower than Detroit.

Streisand’s lawn and Fidel’s millions. Barbara Streisand won’t stop watering her lawn during the California water shortage anymore than Fidel Castro will live like a communist peon in dirt poor Cuba. The promulgators of socialism never want the resulting hardships to affect them.

NSA lawyer says Clapper didn’t lie to Congress. Rather, “it was perfectly clear that he had absolutely forgotten” about the NSA program that spies on Americans. So he didn’t lie, silly paranoid freaks, he just forgot.

Rutgers students vote to “diversify” the school mascot. They were upset about the mascot being a white blue-eyed straight guy. So now they will have gay, black, Latino, Asian and “third gender” Scarlet Knights. That will surely fire up the football team, when their muscular cross-dressing mascot starts prancing down the sideline in a tiara, high heels, and pink evening gown lisping at the top of his lungs, “Fight, bitches, fight!”

Clinton Foundation board of directors full of crooks. Four members of the board have been either convicted or charged with various financial crimes. And that’s not counting the Clintons. They should change the name to SPECTRE.

UN General Secretary wants us all eating bugs. He says they’re tasty, nutritious, and eating bugs instead of beef helps fight Global Warming.

The Atlantic runs column about Baltimore police force oppressing minorities, gives 5 examples. The five examples of bad minority-oppressing cops are pictured above. See if you can spot the logical disconnect The Atlantic missed.

Huffington Post “could be profitable right now if we wanted it to be.” So says the CEO—who, um… apparently doesn’t want it to be profitable right now.

Task force determines that Freddie Gay’s knife was, in fact, illegal. Since the whole basis of the prosecutor’s charges was that officers “failed to establish probable cause for Mr. Gray’s arrest, as no crime had been committed,” what does she do now?

Chinese city celebrates May Day by pushing pigs off bridge. There’s got to be something clever you can say about communists pushing pigs off a bridge on May Day. There’s got to be.

What’s REALLY wrong with healthcare in the U.S. And of course this is a problem that Obamacare, by adding a whole new army of government bureaucrats, just made worse.