Author: J.P. Travis

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What never quitting looks like. Captain Sarah Cudd earns her Expert Field Medical Badge by completing the 12 Mile Foot March within three hours. Hooah.

Muslim Pakistan includes ‘Beef Masala’ in relief supplies to Hindu Nepal… where they consider cows sacred.

CNN decides the root cause of Baltimore riots is… veterans. And they wonder why ratings keep sinking.

Apple Watch doesn’t work if you have tattoos. Hmm, this sounds like the sort of product failure that happens when a company’s CEO is more concerned with gay rights and windmills than the actual business of the company.

GoFundMe will raise money for murderers and child molesters… but not for Christian bakeries.

“Who cares? It’s just blacks dying.” The Clinton Foundation made millions distributing worthless AIDS drugs to third-world countries for the UN. The UN knew about the bad drugs in 2004, the bad drugs became public when the U.S. Justice Department filed suit in 2008, but Bill Clinton was still praising the company that makes them in 2013.

Don’t worry, silly Christians. Hillary is going to change your religious beliefs.

ABC News spends two hours of primetime interviewing Bruce Jenner about his gender confusion. Benghazi? The president lying about the Iran treaty? Illegal aliens pouring across the border? “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

Michael Brown’s parents file lawsuit against city of Ferguson. Time to get paid for raising a thug.

Hong Kong falls. The communists on the mainland have decreed no more free elections.

Latest climate change warning: giant super-fast spiders! These people get more disconnected from reality every day.

Clinton Foundation spends a whopping 15% on actual charity. Charles Ponzi never invented a scam this slick:

Total money raised 2009-2012 = $500,000,000
Less travel expenses………………….. = 25,000,000
Less employee benefits……………. = 110,000,000
Less “Other expenses”…………….. = 290,000,000
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Money left for charity……………….. = $75,000,000

What the…? Quadruple rainbow photographed over Long Island. It’s like God is muttering to Himself: “I forgave them… I forgave them… I forgave them… I forgave them…”

Women suing sperm bank for fraud. A man whose “deposits” have fathered dozens of children was touted as having an IQ of 160, an undergraduate degree in neuroscience and a master’s degree in artificial intelligence, and a start on his Ph.D. in neuroscience engineering. Actually, the guy is a schizophrenic college drop-out who was arrested for burglary.

Are you a sex trafficker with child sex slaves? Planned Parenthood doesn’t have a problem with that.

The curious incident of the cop in the night-time.

“The cop did nothing in the night-time.”

“That was the curious incident.”

Ben Affleck’s ancestors owned slaves and he doesn’t want you to know. So that infamous beer-summit pipsqueak, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., host of PBS’s Finding Your Roots, censored the awkward discovery about Ben’s family out of his show. They should rename the show Finding Your Roots And Covering Them Up.

The photographs Hitler banned. It’s hard to look manly in lederhosen, especially when you’re short, pudgy, and have crazy-eyes.

Who would you want to share a lifeboat with? If “Anybody but a Muslim!” is your answer, you are wise indeed, Grasshopper. During a trip across the Mediterranean this week, Muslims in a group of 105 North African migrants threw 12 Christians overboard.

ESPN sports chick gets suspended for filthy rant at tow-lot. Looks like the cable broadcasting company that spawned Keith Olbermann has produced another classy performer.

Voting machines get “F-minus” for security says computer scientist. The touchscreen voting machines made by Advanced Voting Solutions and used in various states in numerous elections—including the last three presidential elections—were so easy to hack, a high school kid in the parking lot with a laptop could change every vote. The administrative password was “admin” and the wireless password was “ABCDE”.

Liberal whack-a-doodle lands gyrocopter on U.S. Capitol lawn. Doug Hughes was using his right of free expression to advance the cause of ending Americans’ right to free expression. Fortunately for him, in Washington, D.C., extreme abuse of logic is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged.

Al Sharpton threatens hunger strike if Loretta Lynch not confirmed AG. I.e., one more reason for not confirming Loretta Lynch.

Angry judge throws the book at cheating teachers. 20 years for cheating on tests to improve performance bonuses. 7 of the 20 have to be spent in prison. Ouch.

One year later, how’s that Twitter campaign working, Michelle? What’s that you say? Boko Haram wasn’t frightened by tweets? Gee, there’s a surprise.