Author: J.P. Travis

Richard Dawkins wants government to “protect” children from religion. “Children do need to be protected so that they can have a proper education and not be indoctrinated in whatever religion their parents happen to have been brought up in,” said the famous atheist. So what about protecting children from parents who are atheists?

Who scored higher on climate science quiz, skeptics or alarmists? Not surprisingly, turns out your average skeptic knows more science than your average AGW believer. (In their defense, Al Gore may have skewed the alarmist average downward.)

ISIS threatens Italy:

“#We_Are_Coming_O_Rome… we will use your leaning tower of pizza to throw off homosexual”

“Pizza?” These ISIS guys aren’t the brightest bulbs in the chandelier are they?

North Carolina: illegals committed 518 child sex assaults in December. Thank you, Mr. Obama. Thank you, Mr. Boehner. Thank you, Mr. McConnell. Thank you, Chamber of Commerce. Those crimes are your fault.

Brigitte Bardot on trial again for hate speech against Muslims. This is the fifth prosecution against her. What did she say this time?

I am fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country.

In France, that’s called “inciting racial hatred.”

Six hour test of new Nevada solar plant torches 130 birds. And they were only using one third of the mirrors:

The test started at 9:00 a.m. on January 14… By 10:30, biologists working on the site began noticing what have become known as “streamers,” trails of smoke and water vapor caused by birds entering the field of concentrated solar energy… and igniting.

Pacquiao vs Mayweather—it’s on! Potentially the greatest boxing match of all time will happen May 2. And then boxing will continue to die and be replaced by MMA.

UN climate chief accused of sexual harassment. We don’t believe it. Why would a handsome guy like Rajendra Pachauri need to sexually harass?

DNC Debbie caught selling herself in emails. We always knew what she was, we just didn’t know the price. Turns out she’s surprisingly cheap.

Kim Jong Un has a new haircut. The link asks: “What instructions did Kim Jong Un give his barber that resulted in this style?” How about: “Can you make me look even stupider by shaving my eyebrows half off?”

McCain’s latest excuse for funding Obama’s amnesty. “Hey, now that we have a favorable court ruling, we can let the courts stop the president.”

Even the left has decided Obama sucks. The Brookings Institute, a leftwing think tank, surveyed presidential scholars—academics—and by a three to one margin they think Barack Obama is the worst president ever. (That rebel yell you hear—”Hurrah! I’m number two!”—is coming from Plains, Georgia.)

115-year-old woman reveals secret of longevity: “Three raw eggs per day and no husband.”

Obama: making history for six years now. When you see all the historic firsts of the Obama presidency put together in one list, it’s rather frightening.

Marvel Comics makes Thor female. You can’t even read a comic book nowadays without getting slapped in the face with gender reassignment.

Pursuing irrelevance, Senate Democrats become pod people. While blocking any effort to stop illegal amnesty—even though they claim to hate it—and while stalling and sidestepping the issue of authorizing war against ISIS, by golly they’re all over the frightening threat of household detergent pods.

He was there the night the Berlin Wall came down, too. Just when you think Brian Williams is finally out of the headlines, another whopper comes to light. We figure it’s only a matter of time before Williams and Al Gore come to blows over the issue of who invented the Internet.

Minor league baseball team announces Brian Williams Night. The full name for the promotion is “Brian Williams’ Pants-on-Fire-Night.”

Wait a minute, what? Speaking in Iowa today, Biden gave a shout out to his “old butt buddy.”

Bad climate predictions get their own website. “We wondered whether anyone ever went back to see if [climate] predictions turned out to be true,” says the website. It’s kind of fun looking at 40 years of stupidity by climatologists.

Just when you thought MSNBC could not get stupider. Melissa Harris-Perry asks Attorney General Eric Holder to quack like a duck.

I, Robot: the war begins. In South Korea, for the first time in recorded history and in flagrant defiance of Issac Asimov’s First Law of Robotics—“A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm”—a robot with artificial intelligence has attacked a human being.

Turkish proverb: “A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, but a melon for ecstasy.” Berkeley is offering a new lecture titled “Queering Agriculture.” Maybe the course description will help you understand what it’s about:

“This talk highlights vital ways queering and trans-ing ideas and practices of agriculture are necessary for more sustainable, sovereign, and equitable food systems for the creatures and systems involved in systemic reproductions that feed humans and other creatures.”

Okay, maybe not.

Three women dressed as dominatrix cops engineer mass prison break. They asked the three prison wardens if they wanted to party and how could they say no? You can’t say no to a dominatrix, right? Later, the wardens were found naked and handcuffed. The inmates were all gone.

Woman beats best friend to death with crock pot… over “presidential politics.” Crackpot crock pot assailant Tewana Sullivan isn’t saying which of the two women was pro-Obama but since she is black and a lifelong resident of Detroit while the woman she killed is a white woman from Tennessee, and given the Democrat penchant for violence, we can guess.