Author: J.P. Travis

The skimpy, the moldy, the mysterious, and the gross. Photos of the Michelle Obama school lunch program Congress needs to see.

Air Force base allows desecrated “gay” flag. Political correctness run amok. What’s next, pink uniforms and high-heeled combat boots?

Dan Rather backs Brian Williams. Talk about the Kiss of Death… having Dan Rather vouch for your integrity is like having Benedict Arnold vouch for your loyalty. Or having Bill Clinton vouch for your honesty. Or having Joe Biden vouch for your intelligence. Or…

Oops! Palestinian newspaper publishes image of Muhammad. Apparently they missed that little Charlie Hebdo incident in Paris last month.

Obama predicted one million electric cars on the road by 2015. In spite of eight billion dollars from the federal government, he was off by 71.4%.

Egypt finds Obama meeting with Muslim Brotherhood in White House “not understandable.” Just like the rest of his foreign policy.

Obama horns in on Super Bowl (again) with faulty history. It is the sign of a pathological liar to lie even when he doesn’t need to lie, even when he gains nothing by lying, even when the lie he utters is so stupid and obvious everybody knows it is untrue. No,George Washington did not make beer in the White House.

ICE says transgender illegal aliens have right to hormone therapy. Is there anything these dumbass bureaucrats don’t think American taxpayers should pay for?

Super Bowl XLIX open thread. Let’s try to be polite—no insults, no profanity, no unfounded surmises about the other team’s morality and parentage, and—please!—no unfair accusations of cheating… even though the bastards in the Seahawks secondary are obviously grabbing, holding, and violating the rules on every damn play.

Confirmed: Bruce Jenner “transitioning into a woman.” He’s changing his gender slowly so they can film a reality TV show about it… because, after all, the whole point in that family is to make beaucoup money off personal dysfunctionality.

Super Bowl: officials will hold onto balls. Whether multiple officials will be thus employed or one ref will hold onto everybody’s balls is unclear. Too bad the Super Bowl isn’t being played in San Francisco.

AG nominee tells Senate that illegal aliens have a right to work. Just what we need: another Attorney General who ignores the law and does whatever Obama wants.

General tells Senators al-Qaeda has “grown fourfold in the last five years.” Hmm, what was it Obama said in his State of the Union Address last year?

“Today, the organization that attacked us on 9/11 is a shadow of its former self.” -February 12, 2013

Meet the nominee for Physician General of Pennsylvania. It’s a guy who decided in middle age that he’s a woman and now calls himself Rachel Levine. The new progressive governor thinks this is the person who can “treat teens with medical and psychological problems…”

Obama State Department financing election campaign against Netanyahu in Israel. Not only does that violate U.S. law, we’re pretty sure it’s not kosher in Israel either.

Alabama secedes from the Union again. Alabama’s Supreme Court Chief Justice sent a letter to the governor urging him to join with state courts in ignoring last week’s federal court decision which struck down the state constitutional ban on same-sex marriage.

Oxford University Press bans any mention of pigs in children’s books. Ditto for sausages and other pork-related words. Ostensibly, the publisher doesn’t want to offend “Jews and Muslims” but we all know who they’re really worried about offending… and it ain’t Jews.

BBC executive says Charlie Hebdo killers should not be called terrorists. Tarik Kafala, head of BBC Arabic, said the term ‘terrorist’ is too “loaded” and “value-laden.” A member of the House of Lords called the BBC “mad as rats” and said the only things loaded were the terrorists’ weapons.

Those new jobs Obama is always bragging about? They’re all in Texas.

Immigration officers blast Republican border bill. Different political party in control of Congress, same old policy: stall and pretend while illegal aliens flood across the border.

As Obama tours India, Indians pine for Bush. And no wonder: at least Bush wasn’t so rude as to chew gum in the prime minister’s face.

Fox News protester shoots himself in chest outside headquarters. Is that what they call a good start?

British researchers want to release genetically modified mosquitos in Florida. They breed their GMO bugs with fragments of genes from coral, cabbages, the herpes simplex virus, and E. coli bacteria… what could go wrong?

Report: Renee Ellmers (R-NC) and Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) having an affair. Well, we knew they had to reproduce somehow.

California bars judges from being Boy Scout leaders. California is answering the question, “What would happen if the gay mafia took over a state?” and the answer ain’t pretty.