Author: J.P. Travis

Norwegian soldiers sent on naked Arctic jog catch frostbite. Maybe the Norwegian army is over-manned and wanted to reduce staff.

De Blasio calls Sheldon Silver “a man of integrity.” This on the day Silver is arrested for corruption. Too bad de Blasio couldn’t muster that kind of loyalty for NYC cops.

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The conservative TV ad NBC refuses to run. If the Comcast(which owns NBC)-Time Warner merger is approved by Eric Holder’s Justice Department, the merged entity will be a mammoth virulently-leftwing media monstrosity controlling “80 percent of local political advertising.” So this refusal to run an ad is a warning shot.

Mossad slaps down Bloomberg News. Yesterday, Bloomberg reported that Mossad had “gone rogue,” disagreeing with Prime Minister Netanyahu by opposing new sanctions on Iran. Today, Mossad issued a statement explaining that they have always been in favor of more sanctions and, furthermore, that’s what they told a group of U.S. senators three days ago.

NY Assembly Speaker arrested for bribery and kickbacks. Yawn. Another day, another crooked Democrat.

Republican border security bill removes more fence than it builds. Co-sponsored by the aptly named Sen. Flake in the Senate, the bill adds a mere 27 miles of new fencing while requiring that 66 miles of older weaker fencing be torn down. Maybe they should add a little money for welcome mats and cold beverages.

Scientists rank most dangerous sex positions. Wait a minute, we can use different positions!?

NFL ball scandal swells. Former Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback Brad Johnson (actual name) admits paying “some guys” $7,500 to manhandle his balls before Super Bowl XXXVII. He wanted the balls roughed up so they wouldn’t be slippery.

Not good enough for NFL, Michael Sam trolls Catholic Church. That’s him inside St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican proposing marriage to a man. The picture was posted to Twitter as “an act of defiance.” Or something. Since he’s not Catholic we’re not sure who he’s supposed to be defying.

Coup underway in Yemen. Anti-American Islamic radicals have control of the capital and the president is in hiding… another Middle Eastern country disintegrates in the aftermath of Obama’s Arab Spring.

Robert Redford says Mitch McConnell “looks like he just slid out from under a rock.” Yeah, okay, Mitch won’t win any beauty pageants but, dude, have you looked in a mirror lately? You aren’t exactly Brad Pitt anymore yourself and at least McConnell doesn’t walk around looking like an 80-year-old hair-dyed pervert with a doughnut addiction.

Uproar after Miss Lebanon caught smiling in selfie next to Miss Israel. Lebanon is considering stripping Miss Lebanon of her title for fraternizing with the enemy. No, seriously, they are.

In wake of Paris terror attacks, Obama has advice for Europe. “You need to better integrate your Muslims like we do.”

Jerusalem consulate replacing U.S. Marines and Israeli guards with armed Palestinians. John Kerry’s two-digit IQ strikes again. Never mind that this violates a 2011 agreement with Israel, who could possibly think that arming and training a bunch of Palestinians and then stationing them in the middle of Jerusalem was a good idea?

Women’s college cancels Vagina Monologues because it’s not feminist enough. Mount Holyoke College cancelled the play because it doesn’t include women who don’t have vaginas. So it’s not “inclusive.”

Justin Bieber accidentally joins meeting of gay Republicans. The funny part is, the gay Republicans mistook him for Miley Cyrus.

Rubio sponsors bill for unlimited guest-worker visas. One thing Republicans never get tired of: shooting themselves in the foot. Believe it or not, Mr. Rubio, we didn’t give Republicans control of the Senate so you could bring in MORE aliens.

Muslim terrorist leader behind Paris attacks was a little whoremaster. The mug shot above was taken when he was arrested for trolling San Diego hookers in the 90s. Later, when they started tailing him after 9/11, the FBI described him as a “prodigious john” who was constantly picking up streetwalkers and hiring escorts.

Study: Men who post selfies tend to be psychopaths. Can’t argue with the conclusion given the evidence.

Muslims spent most of their history depicting Mohammed’s face in art. Then, a few centuries ago, someone decided it was prohibited and now we have crazy inbred ignoramuses shooting up French satirical magazines for 72 virgins.

UN Secretary-General says terror in France had nothing to do with religion. So relax everybody! and stop worrying about Islam.

Two more women fail Marine Infantry Officer Course. Obama ordered the Marine infantry officer ranks “gender-integrated” by year’s end but so far women are 0–29, with only three of them making it past the first day. Once again, Obama’s pipe dreams have run amuck.

After Dish Network drops Fox News, 90,000 subscribers drop Dish. The cable TV business is a jungle and the first rule of the jungle? Don’t mess with the elephants.

“Don’t fall into desperation—the stores are full.” So says Venezuela’s Interior Minister, Carmen Melendez, as desperate Venezuelans queue up in lines that stretch for blocks trying (and generally failing) to buy staples like chicken and detergent.

Alabama Democratic Party Chairwoman got stuck on toilet. She wrote about it in her annual Christmas letter. Some guy named Wade came to her house and tried to lift her off the toilet but she weighed too much so they both ended up on the bathroom floor. TMI, Ms. Worley, TMI! We don’t want that image in our brains.