Author: J.P. Travis

Obama designating half a million acres along the Mexican border a national monument. Since it will be closed to vehicles, construction, and grazing, but open to Mexican drug cartels and illegal alien coyotes, this is like leaving a door open with a sign that says, “Welcome thieves and home invaders!”

Remember when Obama said he would take a 5% pay cut? More bullshit. The White House won’t confirm the pay cut ever happened and his 2013 income tax return shows the full amount of presidential salary.

As death toll rises above 100, MSNBC prime timers refuse to cover VA story. They’ve got more important stuff to cover, like that eight-month-old bridge scandal in New Jersey.

Where the world’s unsold cars go to die. Apparently, people are not buying new cars anymore and manufacturers are trying to hide that fact. This story was debunked almost immediately (http://jalopnik.com/that-zero-hedge-article-on-unsold-cars-is-bullshit-1578124255) and we’ve waited two days for Zero Hedge to print a retraction. So far, they haven’t. Summary: cars are not being over-produced and stored in parking lots and abandoned landing strips around the world, and Zero Hedge is run by cowardly weasels.

Obama’s Middle East envoy overheard trashing Israel at hotel bar. This pretty much sounds like Obama, doesn’t it? Appoint a man who hates Israel to be the U.S. representative during attempts to resume peace talks, then act amazed and confounded when those peace talks collapse?

Instead of Donald Sterling, NAACP honors Al Sharpton. Comment win beneath the article: “That’s not exactly trading up.”

While student debt keeps rising… income for college graduates keeps sinking. Income for college graduates under age 35 is now 2.2% less than it was in 2005.

Norwegian ambassador remembers his “most painful day” at U.N. Former Ambassador to the United Nations Morten Wetland says it was the day Norway awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama. The decision was met with “considerable derision and criticism.”

“I think everyone wanted to know what motivated the (awarding) committee. But when I was going down to the U.N. in New York, nobody talked about it. It was weird because the U.N. is a talking shop. And people just looked at their shoes.”

Confucius say: Having people embarrassed for you, more painful than having people angry with you.

Climate skeptic driven off academic advisory council after only three weeks. Professor Lennart Bengtsson said the pressure to resign was intense and came mainly from climate scientists in the US, including one employed by the US government. Good to know our tax money is being used to support scientific censorship, eh?

Egad, Ben Affleck’s Batman will be driving a hybrid. Because, as everyone knows, it is most crucial for caped crusaders, when battling evildoers, to reduce their carbon footprint.

In 2010 Mark Zuckerberg made a deal with Chris Christie and Cory Booker. The billionaire Facebook founder pledged $100 million dollars toward improving Newark, New Jersey’s floundering schools. Four years later, the report card is in.

Dolphins player fined and suspended for politically incorrect tweet. After gay football player Michael Sam was drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Miami Dolphin player Don Jones tweeted “OMG” and then, later, “Horrible.” He will now undergo NFL-mandated sensitivity training – here’s hoping he’s still heterosexual when he comes back.

NYTimes notes return of polio, fails to mention that Muslims are the cause. Because the NYTimes is more about being politically correct than reporting the truth.

Mark Steyn suggests new hashtag for Michelle Obama. It’s much better than the one she’s been using but let’s face it: Mr. & Mrs. Obama lack the dignity and seriousness of character to understand why the White House fighting Nigerian Islamic terrorists with a Twitter hashtag is embarrassing.

This is why you can’t have a TV dating show in a Muslim country. In Turkey, a contestant on a show called The Luck of The Draw admitted killing his previous wife and killing a previous girlfriend. Our two favorite lines from the story:

“Calinak said he had eloped with his first wife, who was also his cousin, when they both were 17…”

And, with regard to the girlfriend:

“I killed her after she tried to kill me. She was accidentally killed when I swung the ax.”

Coldest. Year. Ever. Through May 6, this has been the coldest year in U.S. history. Almost certainly, this has been caused by Global Warming. Somehow. (The smart people will be along shortly to explain, so we can feel properly guilty.)

NBC editors have done it again. The backroom propagandists at NBC edited video of a Vermont maple syrup farmer who was complaining about the long cold winter and its effect on syrup production. By the time editors were done, it sounded like the farmer was saying the weather has been too warm.

So far, gay football player remains undrafted. So what’s the problem? Is the NFL full of homophobe bigots? Maybe. Or maybe he’s undrafted because “he’s short, he’s not a really good athlete and he doesn’t play good against the run.”

Muslim journalists have intellectual discussion about Syria:

http://youtu.be/R2tzx9sd6vc

The incredible genius that is Al Sharpton:

Founded by a clergyman, Harvard will now host a Satanic Black Mass. A headline summarizing in twelve words the rise and fall of America.

Harry Reid has truly lost touch with reality. Now he’s on the floor of the Senate claiming the Koch brothers are “one of the main causes” of climate change. Someone very wise made the case that Reid was suffering from dementia four years ago – it seems to be getting worse.

UN issues sternly worded warning to Boko Haram. Stealing a page from the Barack Obama foreign policy playbook…

“We warn the perpetrators that there is an absolute prohibition against slavery and sexual slavery in international law. These can under certain circumstances constitute crimes against humanity.”

Only in certain circumstances? So sometimes slavery is okay? Wow, those are powerful words.

Kerry slams Boko Haram for not offering health insurance. This is in response to Boko Haram jihadists in Nigeria who kidnapped hundreds of Christian girls and plan to sell them into slavery.

Russia accidentally posts real Crimean election results. Instead of 97% voting in favor of annexation with 83% turnout, the actual result was 50% in favor with only 30% turnout. So Russia annexed Crimea based on 15% of voters… or less, because many of the yes votes may have come from the Russian soldiers standing outside the polling places with Kalishnikovs