Author: J.P. Travis

Obama administration re-names Global Warming again. It’s Marketing 101: if a product bombs under one name, re-name it and try again. The public wasn’t buying Global Warming so they re-named it Climate Change. Now, the National Climate Assessment has re-named the chimera again: they call it “climate disruption.” Sorry, Charley – it’s still New Coke and we still don’t buy it.

She’s ba-a-a-ack! Monica Lewinsky writes about her affair with President Clinton in the May 8 issue of Vanity Fair… as a more appropriately named venue could not be found.

Vampires? Turns out there might be something to the legends. At least with mice. Researchers pumped blood from young mice directly into old mice, and vice versa, and the old mice got younger while the young mice got older. Wait ’til Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi hear about this – they’ll pass a rider to Obamacare so fast, American teenagers will barely have time to say, “Hey, what are you doing with that needle?”

First openly gay Episcopal bishop plans to get a divorce. So that didn’t work out, for anybody. The Episcopal Church was driven into acrimony and division, with membership plummeting, all so this guy could make a point about gay marriage. Now, six years later, he says, “Never mind.”

Med student selling her virginity to highest bidder. Bidding has already reached $550,000 but she says it’s not about the money. On the other hand, she does admit her “primary motivation remains financial.” Not about the money, but primary motivation is financial: that’s clue number two that she’s a liberal.

Obama doesn’t know what kind of government we have. Doesn’t he brag about having been a constitutional law professor? So why does he keep saying we have a “constitutional democracy” when we actually have a constitutional republic? Didn’t he cover that in class?

We finally have a clue about what Obama was doing during Benghazi attack. White House visitor logs show three guys signing in to help the president with “Debate Prep” and since his daytime schedule was full, the “prepping” had to happen in the evening. So that’s what he was doing while Americans were dying: working on his re-election patter.

April jobs report: 988,000 more people left the labor force. And the Obama administration somehow translates that horrific statistic into another drop in the unemployment rate, from 6.7% to 6.3%. If this sort of improvement continues, pretty soon nobody will be working, nobody will be in the labor force, and the unemployment rate will be 0%. Forward!

The last two people who ran against John Boehner were fired. When they lost their jobs they were specifically told it was because they were running against Boehner. Power corrupts and Boehner is the poster child.

Former NASA scientist calls Global Warming “absolutely stupid.”

“The temperature of the earth has been going up and down for millions of years. If there are extremes, it’s nothing to do with carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, it’s not permanent, and it’s not caused by us.”

‘Nuf said.

Everything you need to know about cellulosic ethanol mandates in one chart. Original mandate by Congress for 2013: one billion gallons. Total produced for 2013: 810,185 gallons. The notion that Congress can legislate into existence a market for a new product: silly.

Email shows AP reporter colluding with State Dept. in Benghazi cover up. Looks like AP reporter Matt Lee has earned a promotion. Clearly, he has the propaganda talents and Obama-White-House-butt-kissing instincts to be running a TV network news division.

Florida Democrats vote for Islāmī qānūn. Otherwise known as sharia. It was a straight party line vote. Fortunately for Floridians, Republicans outnumber Democrats in the state senate.

Alan Grayson’s 24-year marriage dissolving amid accusations of bigamy. According to Alan, Lolita was already married to someone else when she married him in 1990 and started having their five children. Now that she’s filed for divorce, he wants an annulment.

Obama’s Transportation Secretary defends Muslim airline’s ban on Israeli Jews. Headline says it all. As for the picture, we don’t know why they look like they’re about to kiss. Maybe they’re good friends.

Another day, another racist rant by a Democrat. This time it’s comely Marie Strumolo Burke, Democrat councilwoman in Belleville, New Jersey, who says she’s worried that… well, we can’t repeat what she’s worried about. You’ll have to click on the link.

Polar bears threatened by excessive ice. Remember, the polar bear was listed as “threatened” in 2008 by the dumbass Fish and Wildlife Service, specifically because they were worried about a lack of ice at some vague point in the future. Now, six years later, a polar bear researcher is saying there’s too much ice.

On eve of Holocaust Remembrance Day, John Kerry badmouths Israel. Never mind that awkward business about Hitler trying to eliminate Jewish people from the population of Earth, Lurch says Israel is guilty of apartheid if they don’t make peace with Hamas.

British politician arrested for quoting Winston Churchill in public. Unfortunately for the politically correct bureaucrats running this once great empire, Churchill was not a big fan of Islam:

“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.”

Racist L.A. Clippers owner is a liberal Democrat scheduled to be honored by the NAACP. Funny how mainstream media news sources are failing to mention that.

Democrat commencement speakers outnumber Republicans 57 to 26. And that lopsided score doesn’t include ten members of Obama’s cabinet scheduled to make speeches this spring. (They aren’t included because cabinet positions are theoretically non-partisan… snicker.)

CAIR suing Michigan residents for speaking at public meeting. Pesky American citizens had the audacity to attend a township zoning meeting and voice their opinions about a massive new Muslim community center proposed for a residential area. According to sharia, these doggone infidels must be punished.

Russia’s debt rating cut to almost junk level. Maybe that’s why Putin is invading Ukraine – he wants to sell it at a garage sale.

Women with wider hips have more sex. That’s the conclusion of a new study published in Archives of Sexual Behavior. Here’s an alternative conclusion: women who have lots of sex end up with wider hips.

Woman sues after neighbor’s pet duck attacks her. She’s seeking $25,000 for medical expenses and $250,000 for pain, suffering, and the interference her injuries have had on normal, daily activities. Hmm, just the kind of expenses supplemental insurance is designed to cover but she probably didn’t see eye-to-eye with the Aflac salesman…