Author: J.P. Travis

Burn, Baby, Burn. In a story that mirrors last month’s exposé in the UK, an Oregon waste-to-power facility has been burning aborted babies to produce electricity.

44,000 people registered to vote in both Virginia and Maryland. When they’re done checking other neighboring states and the District of Columbia, God alone knows how many double voters they will find. It’s like the whole area is a giant cesspool of fraud… what a surprise.

It’s official: Obama most divisive president ever. The money quote from Gallup:

“Obama is on course to have the most politically polarized approval ratings of any president, with an average 69-point gap during his presidency, a full eight points higher than was the case with Bush.”

Four Alabama counties have more active registered voters than adult residents. And here’s an odd coincidence (probably just a statistical fluke): all four counties went heavily for Obama in the 2012 election.

Chinese citizens rise up, beat government bureaucrats bloody. Question of the month: what do Nevada cattle ranchers and Wenzhou City street vendors have in common?

Seventy two people killed resisting gun confiscation in Boston. “National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.” (April 19, 1775.)

Warning: your tax preparer might be selling insurance on commission. Preparers who sign up to be Certified Enrollment Entities for Obamacare get $58 every time they talk some sucker into signing up, plus $25 each year when they renew. It’s like a permanent annuity if they sign up a person who renews dependably. So when it comes to advising clients about whether to buy Obamacare, what are the chances you will get objective advice?

For $20,000 you can attend church with Jimmy Carter. If you think it’s less than classy to support a political campaign by selling tickets to God’s house on the Sabbath, wait ’til you see the peanut shells they throw on the floor.

As Putin threatens Europe, Obama removes last tank from Germany. Last year the 170th Infantry in Baumholder was disbanded. This year the 172nd in Grafenwöhr is disbanding. The last 22 tanks left for South Carolina last month. Maybe this is what Obama meant in 2012 when he said to Russian President Medvedev: “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.” Medvedev’s reply:

“I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.”

LiveScience blames Mount Everest avalanche deaths on Global Warming. Because, as we all know, dying on Mount Everest is very unlikely normally, so something weird must be happening to the world’s climate.

CAIR urges mosques to apply for DHS security grants. The grants are “designed to assist nonprofit organizations that are vulnerable to terrorist attacks with procuring and installing security equipment to enhance safety.”

Rahm Emanuel lying about crime statistics in Chicago. To hide how badly gun control and, by extension, Rahm are failing, they reclassify crimes as lesser offenses or “non-crimes.” In one case, a woman in an empty warehouse was tied naked to a chair with wires, gagged, tortured, and killed – Chicago PD reclassified it as a “noncriminal death.”

New York Common Core standards omit “liberty” from founding principles. Somehow they missed the famous “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” phrase in the Declaration of Independence and never learned the name of that giant woman who stands holding a torch in the harbor. Here’s what they came up with instead:

“The United States is founded on the democratic principles of equality, fairness, and respect for authority and rules… Students will explore democratic principles such as dignity for all, equality, fairness, and respect for authority and rules…”

So forget about Ms. Libertas, little munchkins, and concentrate on learning obedience.

Joe Biden’s son running for governor. Like his father he’s had brain surgery and like Harry Reid he’s had a stroke so, in other words, he’s got the perfect resume for a Democrat.

Pro-labor Media Matters fighting employees’ attempt to unionize. Do as you say, not as you do, eh George?

While Putin invades Ukraine, Obama and Biden have fun with selfies.

buf-foon
noun
1. a person who amuses others by tricks, jokes, odd gestures and postures.
2. a person given to coarse or undignified joking.

Wendy Davis getting crushed in Texas. Gee, who could’ve guessed that Texans wouldn’t want a lying, big-government, tax-and-spend, abortion-loving, liberal phony as their governor?

Census Bureau valiantly trying to make Obama look less like a lying ass. This year, they changed the questions on health care in a way guaranteed to show fewer people uninsured. Naturally, Obamacare will get the credit and, naturally, the Census Bureau insists the changes had nothing to do with it being an election year.

The “white supremacist” arrested for murdering three Jewish people in Kansas… was inspired by far-left anti-Semitic Israel-hater Max Blumenthal (a Democrat), belonged to the KKK (formed and populated by Democrats), ran for Congress as a Democrat in 2006, and has online postings where he rants about “the neo-con, war-mongering republican establishment.” You will see none of this in the mainstream media.

Obama’s nominee to be the new HHS Secretary: Sylvia Burwell is the formerly faceless OMB bureaucrat who shut down our National Parks during last fall’s congressional budget impasse. This is her reward for kicking sand in Republicans’ faces, barring World War II vets from their memorial, and stopping tourists from looking at the Grand Canyon.

CBS’s Bob Schieffer manages to interview Elijah Cummings without mentioning Lois Lerner. A feat of journalistic acrobatics that should, in a just world, bring everlasting shame to CBS News, Schieffer, the guy who invented television, and even George Washington for being the father of a country that produces such a spineless fraud.

Celebrities demonstrate how ugly you can make a supercar look. Except, these dimwits don’t realize their cars are ugly. Pictured above: Justin Bieber’s leopard-print Audi.

Clumsily photoshopped picture for Jay Carney puff piece leaves disembodied floating finger. The erstwhile digit belongs to Jay’s son. Like father like son, apparently, because Carney has been giving America the finger for three years now.

Incompetent to the end. Sebelius finds out halfway through her farewell speech that it’s missing a page:

“Their stories are so heartening, about finally feeling secure and knowing they can take care of themselves and their families… [long pause]… unfortunately, a page is missing.” [crowd laughs nervously]

Democrats watch more porn than Republicans. Probably because Republicans are too busy having real sex.