Author: J.P. Travis

Oxford scientists have discovered the part of the brain that acts as our conscience. Quick, someone check Obama’s brain and see if that part is missing.

California Democrat convicted of voter fraud and perjury. Wait a minute… don’t they keep telling us election fraud doesn’t exist?

Extreme weather? What extreme weather? There hasn’t been a new continent-record temperature since 1983 and that was for a record low -128.6 °F in Antarctica. The last record high was in 1977. So much for Global Warming.

Yet another Chris Christie scandal. This one involves his brother, Todd. Maybe now it’s obvious even to the diehards like Ann Coulter that Chris Christie was never anything but a big, fat, dirty Democrat who calls himself a Republican.

Last night’s 2014 SOTU speech. While Biden was battling sleepiness and Obama stating, “The debate is settled. Climate change is a fact,” six southern states were operating under officially-declared emergency status because of the coldest January in U.S. history.

IRS income tax form for Tea Partiers. As Winston Churchill once said: “A joke is a very serious thing.”

Fart fire in Germany. Now that we know this can happen, here’s hoping they take proper precautions for tonight’s State of the Union gathering.

Another reason why having the Super Bowl in New Jersey is a dumb idea. If Denver loses, Peyton Manning will earn the $46,000 losers’ share and have to pay New Jersey income taxes of $46,844 on it… that’s in addition to whatever federal income taxes he will owe.

Satanic performances at Grammys cause Christian singer to leave. “I’ve never been more honored to sing about Jesus and for Jesus,” tweeted Natalie Grant after leaving the auditorium, “and I’ve never been more sure of the path I’ve chosen.” Was it the mass gay wedding or Katy Perry dancing around an upside down broomstick surrounded by demons that drove her away?

Nigerian scams H1-B visas for fictitious university. He got away with it for six years. We’re not saying immigration enforcement is a joke in the U.S., but ICE actually helped this guy collect illegal payments from the poor Filipino nurses he was blackmailing.

Queen Latifah officiating at gay weddings during Grammy Awards. Just what America needs on a Sunday evening. Apparently Hollywood thinks they haven’t foisted enough gay bullshit on us already – we need more.

Minnesota film festival yanks pro-fracking documentary. But they will show two films critical of fracking. They should change the name of this thing from Frozen River Film Festival to Frozen Opinion Propaganda Binge.

How cold is it? Cold enough to freeze a fox swimming across a Swedish lake in the middle of his dogpaddle.

Global Warming threatens Super Bowl. With the U.S. experiencing record low temps and another cold front on the way, the NFL is threatening to re-schedule the game. We say, “Dont wussy out, NFL! Here’s a better idea: gather up the six biggest-mouthed climate alarmists, strip them naked, and make them run a hundred-yard dash at half time. It’ll be a ratings bonanza.”

State senator introduces legislation to reaffirm Oklahomans’ Second Amendment rights. That’s not the best part: the best part is he titled his bill the “Piers Morgan Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Arms Without Infringement Act.”

Supreme Court issues injunction against contraception mandate. Add this to the dozens of postponements and constant rewriting of the law Obama does by executive fiat. At this point we should be asking, “What parts of the Affordable Care Act – if any – are still in place?”

MSNBC interrupts congresswoman talking about the NSA… to break the news that Justin Bieber had been arrested in Miami. No, this was not a Saturday Night Live skit. It just sounded like one.

Gallup poll of uninsured says Obamacare fixed nothing. The percentage of uninsured is almost exactly what it was when the ridiculously-named Affordable Care Act was passed in early 2010… which is about two percentage points higher than when Obama took office.

Obama nominee to be ambassador to Norway doesn’t know a damn thing about Norway. But he did bundle $500,000 for Obama’s re-election campaign.

Man who donated sperm to lesbian couple now liable for child support. Talk about a nightmare: he got the consequences of sex without ever getting the sex.

Swedes buying private insurance to avoid government health care queues. They’re lucky they’re allowed to do that. Doctors operating outside the constraints of the government system irk our socialist masters tremendously.

New York politician seeking to ban tackle football for kids. This fall, collisions killed more skateboarders in the city that Assemblyman Michael Benedetto calls home than youth football players in all of the United States… so just another misguided Democrat busybody intent upon the complete wussification of American boys.

Woman spends nightmarish six weeks trying to quit ObamaCare. “I felt like I’d slipped into a parallel universe… It’s just as hard to go off as it is to get on.” Hmm, sounds a bit like the Hotel California:

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
“Relax, ” said the night man,
“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!”

Texas pro-abortion hero lied about her life story. Now that Wendy Davis is running for governor and the truth is coming out, she explains her flagrant lying thusly: “My language should be tighter.” Hey, she sounds like presidential material to us.

MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry pronounces Marine Corps motto Semper “Fee” The problem with liberals is they never hang out with or talk to regular Americans or people in the military, so they never have a chance to get a clue.