Author: J.P. Travis

The Obama family Christmas card. For the fifth year in a row, there is no mention of Christmas, Jesus, or the Bible. But there is a pop-up White House! After all, nothing expresses the Christmas spirit better than a big government building.

CDC agrees with Duck Dynasty patriarch. Phil Robertson says anal sex isn’t logical – the CDC says homosexual men comprise about 2% of the population but create 78% of the HIV infections… mostly through anal sex.

Pajama Boy’s roots? Creepy as it is to think of MSNBC hosts having sex, The Looking Spoon may be on to something here.

Oregon health exchange robocalls going out this weekend:

“If you haven’t heard from us by Dec. 23, it is unlikely your application will be processed for Jan. 1 insurance coverage. If you want to be sure you have insurance coverage starting Jan. 1, you have other options.”

How do you like that government health care now, Obama voters?

Another sleazy Democrat facing a slew of sexual harassment complaints. Last year Democrats complained about Mitt Romney and Republicans waging a war on women – this year we learned where they got the idea.

Feds spend $1,123,463 for strawberry robot. And that’s not even the punch line. The robot won’t pick berries, just transport them to the unloading station. Instead of paying someone a million dollars to develop a little remote control car, why didn’t they just go to Toys R Us?

PLO official brags about Arabs supporting Nazis during WWII. “I don’t think it would be wrong to say that we were enthusiastic supporters of Germany,” said Farouq Qaddoumi (apparently unaware of the rule that ‘u’ is supposed to follow ‘q’ when you anglicise spelling). Another one for the No Shit Sherlock file.

School district workers in Wisconsin reject 70 of 408 union recertifications. Turns out an awful lot of educators don’t think union dues buy them anything worthwhile.

You think we’ve got it bad under Obamacare? Across the pond, convicted murderer Paris Green – born Peter Laing – who is waiting for the National Health Service to give him a taxpayer financed sex change operation, has been moved to a different women’s prison because he/she had been using his/her male parts to have sex with the other inmates. That’s the future of government health care.

North America about to drown in oil. Peak Oil theorists can go suck eggs. The flood of North American crude oil is about to become a deluge because Mexico is dismantling a 75-year-old barrier to foreign investment in oil fields. The move is projected to double Mexico’s output – the equivalent of adding another Nigeria to world supply.

Duck Dynasty star takes aim at gays. And boy oh boy is the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) having a hissy fit! “It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” said Phil Robertson, head of the Duck Dynasty clan. How dare he use logic.

Geographers map seven deadly sins. Look where greed is concentrated: California from San Francisco down, Seattle, Austin, Chicago, Detroit, southern Florida, and the East Coast down to Washington, D.C. – all the great liberal bastions of America.

Pope Francis fires outspoken critic of abortion and gay marriage. Okay, do we have enough info now to form a clear opinion about the new Pope? Pro-Marxist, anti-capitalist, and soft on the issues of gay marriage and abortion. Makes you wonder why we even need a Pope – we already have a guy like that in the White House.

Global Warmists had a big conference last week in San Francisco. And the Gore Effect was in full force as San Francisco experienced dangerous record-cold temperatures all week.

AP’s most puke-worthy headline of 2013: CLIMATE CHANGE IS NEW ENEMY FOR KERRY IN VIETNAM.

Washington health insurance exchange hitting people’s bank accounts. On top of stories across the nation about identity theft rings circling the exchanges like sharks around a bleeding tuna, now we have an exchange debiting people’s bank accounts weeks before it’s supposed to… sometimes twice. Oh, and the exchange has been down for two weeks so there’s no way for people to get their money back. There’s nothing like an unexpected $800 outlay right before Christmas to make you love Obamacare.

Russian diplomats signed up for Medicaid. Remember, this is the program vastly expanded by Obamacare. Nice to know it’s so efficiently run even foreign diplomats can scam it.

Israel looking to form strategic partnership with Russia. That’s how untrustworthy the United States has become as an ally since Barack Obama took office.

Thank you, gays, for bringing us to this. A federal judge just ruled that Utah’s anti-polygamy law is unconstitutional, apparently feeling that “plural families” should have the same privacy and due process rights gays and lesbians have wangled. Next up: brothers marrying sisters, men marrying goats, and spousal health insurance for rubber dolls.

China lands on Moon. But don’t worry, America, it’s just a question of priorities. They’re on the Moon – we have Obamacare.

PolitiFact “Lie of the Year” came from PolitiFact itself. If liberals had any sense of shame, the editors at PolitiFact would be committing hara-kiri right now.

Media Matters declares victory over Fox News. Talk about delusional. Aren’t these the same people who made fun of George Bush for giving a speech under a “Mission Accomplished” banner in 2003?

Washington Post adds MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow to editorial page. Because, gee whiz, these geniuses analyzed their declining circulation, carefully considered their scary financial dysfunction, and decided they weren’t leaning far enough left.

Speaking of Nelson Mandela… look who supported Voter ID.

ESPN refuses to run Christmas ad that mentions God. The sports network said the words “celebrate the birth of Jesus” and “God’s healing” are “problematic.” Okay, fine, ESPN has that right… just like we have the right to stop watching ESPN and stop buying products from ESPN advertisers.