Author: J.P. Travis

Turkish students arrested for Nazi salutes at Auschwitz. Those doggone Muslims – nothing but class.

Kelo v. City of New London neighborhood today. Eight years after the Supreme Court allowed the city to steal private homeowners’ property, the homes have been bulldozed but the development that was supposed to replace them never happened. So now the mayor wants to build a parking garage and some “tiny house neighborhoods” with “small environmentally self-sustaining homes that are low up-keep [and] energy self-sufficient.” Tiny government houses with windmills – what could go wrong?

One last piece of tyranny from Nanny Bloomberg before he leaves office. Tomorrow, Bloomberg’s controversial radical-left Board of Health will vote to make annual flu vaccines mandatory for all New York City children. After that, Bloomberg can go back to playing Mini-Me in Austin Powers movies.

Canada plans to claim the North Pole. Never mind irritating the resident of the Fortress of Solitude, it seems counterproductive to piss off Santa Claus right at Christmas time – he keeps lists.

Time deciding between Miley Cyrus and the Pope for “Person of the Year.” You can see where the choice might be difficult. You can also see why so many people have ended their subscriptions to Time.

Pulitzer Prize winning journalist says Obama lied about Syria. Interesting read but according to journalism’s man-bites-dog aphorism, wouldn’t the real news story be Obama telling the truth about something?

Army Lt. Col. wants to pry guns from cold dead fingers of American citizens. Go ahead and try, Mr. Bateman. If you think you’re man enough, I’ll send you my address.

New cockroach in New York handles harsh winter temperatures. Even the cockroaches are adapting to colder weather? This should be the final nail in the Global Warming coffin.

In touching tribute to Mandela, Obama talks about himself. With the Narcissist-in-chief, everything is always, first and foremost, about Barack Obama. The pie chart says it all.

Hey, maybe Charlie Rangel isn’t so bad. Sure, he’s a tax cheating liberal hypocrite filled with racial animus, but on the positive side he hates Obama.

German scientists predict looming ice age. Luckily, we have all those federally sponsored windmills, solar panels, and algae farms to keep us warm. So we’re set.

The new sign being posted in doctor’s offices. Enjoy your new federal-government-run health insurance people, just don’t expect your doctor to participate.

Anti-God group erects competition for nativity scene in Florida Capitol. Nothing like turning Christmas into a never ending 60 Minutes Point/Counterpoint segment. Why can’t atheists go somewhere and dance naked around a big fire at midnight, instead of whining about Christmas all the time?

Obama annoyed by the outrage. Apparently forgetting for the moment, or until TOTUS reminds him, that he himself was one of the most outraged. This is the trouble with lying – it’s difficult keeping your story straight.

One meeting in more than three and a half years. That’s how involved the president was in the implementation of Obamacare. He met with the cabinet secretary in charge of his signature legislation one time. Meanwhile, he was playing thousands of holes of golf.

ACLU suing United States Conference of Catholic Bishops… because Catholic hospitals don’t allow abortions. According to ACLU Newspeak, abortion equals liberty, by golly, and those doggone proles in the Catholic Church must stop committing thoughtcrimes or face the three stages of reintegration.

Surprise, surprise: Obama’s illegal uncle gets to stay in the U.S. Boy oh boy, who saw that coming? A federal immigration judge ruled Tuesday that Onyango Obama can remain in the United States, get a green card, and in five years apply for US citizenship… this after forty-some years of being an illegal alien, lying to immigration officials, and getting arrested for drunk driving.

Archie Comics CEO sued for gender discrimination. Nancy Silberkleit is accused of calling male employees “Penis” instead of using their names. Her official response in a court filing is that white males are not a protected class so she can call them whatever she wants… otherwise known as the “Eric Holder Theory of Civil Rights.”

Venezuela goes dark. (Again.) Socialism in action. USA, take a good hard look at your future.

New York lawsuit seeks “personhood” for chimpanzees. The lawsuit, filed by Nonhuman Rights Project, claims Tommy, the chimp plaintiff, is “a cognitively complex autonomous legal person with the fundamental legal right not to be imprisoned.” One question: have they explained to Tommy that winning will mean having to buy Obamacare?

Muslim congressman says Obama showed “integrity” when he apologized for lying. So now we know how Muslims define integrity.

Gender-confused students at women’s college don’t like personal pronouns. Instead of “he” or “she” they want to be called “ze,” “e,” “ou,” or “ve…” although that last one sounds dangerously sexist to us. We dare anyone, at any college anywhere, to get a woman’s attention by shouting, “Hey, ve!”

HHS to spend $7 billion designing ways to save money on Obamacare. Here’s an idea, Ms. Sebelius: don’t spend the $7 billion. See? We just saved a bunch of money.

Common Core says teach Gettysburg Address without mentioning Civil War. Because it would be unfair to assume students know what the Civil War is, thereby giving those students who do know about the Civil War an advantage. Horrors! Imagine that: students with knowledge having an advantage in school.

Do you feel like Thanksgiving week was a bit chilly this year? Past seven days: 205 record snowfalls and 1,172 record lows versus only 78 record highs. Apparently, Al Gore’s vegetarian diet is having a miraculous effect on Global Warming.