Author: J.P. Travis

Obama gives a command, MSNBC genuflects and obeys. Dear Leader said he wanted people selling Obamacare at the Thanksgiving table and, like good little minions, MSNBC spent Wednesday evening telling people exactly how to do that.

Sharia police in Nigeria destroy 240,000 bottles of beer. Okay, now those crazy Muslims have gone too far!

Cancer victim who complained about Obamacare on Fox News now being audited by IRS. The IRS is auditing him all the way back to 2003, so at least the guy won’t be needing a proctologist.

Nokia Tweets Merry Christmas to its customer base. But something goes awry during the translation from Finnish to English.

Desperate for circulation, The New York Times goes tabloid. By putting a giant picture of a nipple on the front page. Maybe it was an attempt to distract readers from the scary story to the right of the nipple.

While Lurch Kerry was in Geneva being bamboozled by Iran… Iran had a delegation in North Korea buying a new long-range rocket booster for ICBMs, which, coincidentally, they can easily afford now that the Obama administration is lifting sanctions on Iran. It’s almost like Kerry and Obama want nuclear missiles raining down on Israel.

Obama to close Vatican embassy. A symbolic gesture that will no doubt be punctuated by opening an embassy in Mecca.

Afghanistan plans to reintroduce public stoning for adultery. Good thing we swooped in there and saved that place from its backwardness, cruelty to women, and Islamic fanaticism, eh?

Elementary school parents aghast at Common Core homework. Kids are coming home with worksheets full of undecipherable nonsense (for the one pictured above, the father couldn’t even figure out what his daughter was supposed to do), authoritarian propaganda, and squirrely problems that look like they will do more harm than good to a student’s learning process. In other words, just what you would expect from an education system designed by liberals.

Member of Seal Team 6 suggests it wasn’t Osama bin Laden they killed. Hey, Barack Obama has lied about everything else, why not this, too?

CA high-speed rail update: $600 million spent so far, not a single mile of track laid, Senator Feinstein’s husband doing quite well thank you very much.

Duke Lacrosse accuser convicted of murder. Sentenced to 18 years. Maybe if her friends, and family, and the Duke faculty, and Al Sharpton, and all the other lowlifes who jumped into the Duke rape fiasco, had confronted her honestly instead of enabling her phony victimhood… well, maybe this troubled woman could have been saved.

Newspapers celebrate 50th anniversary of JFK assassination by blaming right wingers. Even though the guy who pulled the trigger was a Communist.

Wow. Obamacare reality from a California employer. This letter, describing firsthand the drastic harm being done to America, will scare the crap out of you.

UN climate talks end in giant hissy-fit walkout. Poor countries, led by China, want rich western countries to give them $100 billion annually as recompense for global warming. They want money and they’re gonna hold their breath and turn purple until they get it.

World’s dumbest high-tech billionaire’s new idea. We never get tired of chronicling the way Bill Gates vomits money into stupid ventures, from re-invented toilets to unsanctioned climate experiments to giant tubs for stopping hurricanes. Now he wants to redesign the condom.

Mysterious creature caught offshore in Canada identified. No, it’s not Cher without makeup. Good guess though. It’s a deepwater distant relative of sharks and rays called a long-nosed chimaera.

John Kerry repudiates Monroe Doctrine. And we assume Barack Obama will first hear about it on CNN.

Democrat state senator roaming Hawaii with a sledgehammer… smashing homeless people’s shopping carts. Liberals have been preaching urban renewal for decades and by golly they finally found something that works.

Cher calls Sarah Palin the C-word. Bitter waxes the wrinkled old diva at the sight of a beautiful female politician.

Bloomberg News censors, then fires, investigative reporter in China. Because in the mainstream media you can call a Tea Partier any name you want, but don’t you dare tell the truth about Communist China.

Boeing may look to Middle East after Seattle unions reject contract. Arabs building planes – what could go wrong?

HuffPo writer has 12 reasons why Obama is one of the best presidents ever. And he’s serious.

Membership in Episcopal Church plummets. After a decade of welcoming gays, lesbians, and Arians into the priesthood, and adopting leftwing causes like global warming, membership is down 24%.

Obama didn’t consult health insurers before making Obamacare changes. Of course not. Why would the smartest man in the world need to consult anyone?