Author: Kip Hooker

Good news! Dan Rather is here to teach you about fake news: Dan Rather is as phony as the fake documents he tried to rig an election with.

See Chappaquiddick! We just got back from seeing this film. It is excellent. Send a message to Hollywood. Go and see it for yourself while it is still in the theaters.

‘Roseanne’ Ratings Climb, Hit 25 Million Viewers With Time-Shifting Record: The Roseanne Reboot may be pro Trump, but it is hardly pro conservative. All the same it is fun watching libs go full proglodyte because they can’t allow for any deviation from their orthodoxy.

CNN mocked for glorifying JFKs ‘legendary’ infidelity after harping on sex allegations against Trump: Mocking is just about all CNN is good for.

Jeb Bush Slaps Trump: I Go Home To Children ‘Who Actually Love Me.’ Trump Kids Respond. Please clap.

https://youtu.be/JSVa7nqQPiI
David Hogg Caught Lying About Being At School?: We’re not all that big on conspiracy theories here at IHTM, but we are big on asking questions. Especially at a time when we are being told to blindly give up our civil rights because of a narrative that is looking dodgier and dodgier by the day. And no, we are not suggesting prior knowledge. And no, we are not suggesting collusion. We are suggesting that we cannot trust the safety of our rights to people that cannot be trusted to tell the truth.

The Privilege Bridge Rap: Beneath every privilege bridge is a white rapping Woke Troll engaging in a vulgar display of cultural appropriation.

https://youtu.be/bVujxKA7SIE

McCabe just made life tough for Comey and the special counsel: Either McCabe is lying or J. Edgar Comey is. Which is a little like saying either Bill Clinton likes women, or Hillary does.

Snopes:Did a High School Principal Target a Pro-Gun Rights Student During a Protest for Gun Control? Need a good laugh? Snopes twisting themselves into a pretzel over this “fact check” is almost as funny as the time Snopes Founding Mother accused Snopes Founding Father of embezzling $98,000. from the company to spend on prostitutes.

James Comey warns Trump: The American people will ‘soon’ be able to judge ‘who is honorable and who is not’ We agree. The story of how J. Edgar Comey stood by while his department was used to persecute Team Trump for the crimes of Hillary Clinton is one America needs to hear.

Principal Removes Pro Gun Student With Sign at Walkout Event in New Prague, MN. Yeah, don’t tell us about how this march was about standing up to the system. This march was brought to you by the system, and if you stray from the correct speak, you get shut down.

‘The Crown’ queen was paid less than her on-screen husband: Hot take: CNN claims women can’t be trusted to negotiate their own salaries.

The mayor of London read racist tweets about himself during SXSW as a plea for Facebook and Twitter to stop hate speech: Fascist is as fascist does.

Hillary Clinton nearly falls down stairs in India — twice! That is once for each time she thought she was going to be President, but couldn’t pull it off.

Trump fires Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, to be replaced by CIA Director Mike Pompeo: Tillerson was fired while on a trip to overseas, Trump should make him fly back coach.

Bitter Hillary Clinton Trashes America’s Heartland, Calls States That Didnt Vote For Her “Backwards”: Take a nap Hillary, you’re drunk.

The FBI’s Investigation Into College Basketball Recruiting Is Starting to Produce Names: Just think what the FBI could have done if they’d been investigating Nikolas Cruz, instead of if some kid were getting paid to play basketball.

Bombshell: I Hate the Media Finds Foreign Troll that Tried to Influence Our Election. We found one of the foreign trolls that tried to influence our election. His name is John Oliver and he was hiding out at Comedy Central.

Twitter Snowflake Triggered by Possibility of Desegregated Reporting This guy must have been really upset when not a single Na’vi was allowed to review that Avatar movie.

BOMBSHELL: Comey Held Secret Obama White House Meeting Before The Inauguration Obama knew.

BREAKING: On Her Last Day In Office, Obama National Security Advisor Rice Sent Suspicious Letter About Obama, Comey, Trump-Russia Collusion Meeting

Dear Diary 1/20/2017

Today was my last day in office. Just like every other day I did not commit any crimes and President Obama told me to always follow the rules and not to ever commit any crimes ever. I will sure miss my time in office where I did not commit any crimes especially as relates to spying on Donald Trump, unmasking Americans for political purposes and weaponizing the surveillance state in an effort to rig, and then overturn an election. Also President Obama told me to always follow the rules and never commit any crimes ever; which is exactly why I have never committed any crimes and if I am ever accused of committing any crimes people can look back on this entry and see very clearly that not only did I not ever commit any crimes but President Obama very clearly told me not to ever commit any crimes. In fact his exact words to me were, “I know you have never committed any crimes, but please remember that I don’t ever want you to commit any crimes, because I have never committed any crimes.”

Also I had lunch with Joe Biden in the cafeteria today and shared my chocolate milk and sugar cookie with him. He is such a dreamboat.

-Susan Rice

Adam Rippon says he will boycott Team USA White House visit: We believe the proper term is “personcott”.

Comey bashes release of Nunes memo: ‘That’s it?’ Apparently J. Edgar Comey doesn’t think there is anything untoward about the government conspiring to rig an election and, when that failed, overturn it. No doubt that is why these crimes against our democracy occurred on his watch.

Gender pay gap in modelling industry sees women earn 75% more than men: Or, more likely, the women are 75% more productive than the men are. Which means that the discrepancy is only nominal. In real terms they are paid the same. We know this is likely true because if firms could move the same amount of product with 75% lower model labor costs, simply by hiring only men, every female model on the planet would be in an unemployment line.

High school cancels musical after white student lands lead role:

Protests of the production began when an African-American student quit Ithaca High School’s musical production due to the role of Esmeralda being given to a white classmate.

“It shows you that theater wasn’t made for you,” the student told the Ithaca Journal. “And it shows you that, if you can’t get the parts that are written for you, what parts are you going to get?”

But wait, there’s more!

“At best, this is cultural appropriation,” the student group wrote, alleging racial bias within the Performing Arts Program at IHS, and “at worst, it is whitewashing, a racist casting practice which has its roots in minstrelsy.”

If only there were a place where students could be taught about history and literature and culture they might not assume that their African ancestry entitles them to the part of a French Gypsy.