BREAKING: On Her Last Day In Office, Obama National Security Advisor Rice Sent Suspicious Letter About Obama, Comey, Trump-Russia Collusion Meeting

Dear Diary 1/20/2017

Today was my last day in office. Just like every other day I did not commit any crimes and President Obama told me to always follow the rules and not to ever commit any crimes ever. I will sure miss my time in office where I did not commit any crimes especially as relates to spying on Donald Trump, unmasking Americans for political purposes and weaponizing the surveillance state in an effort to rig, and then overturn an election. Also President Obama told me to always follow the rules and never commit any crimes ever; which is exactly why I have never committed any crimes and if I am ever accused of committing any crimes people can look back on this entry and see very clearly that not only did I not ever commit any crimes but President Obama very clearly told me not to ever commit any crimes. In fact his exact words to me were, “I know you have never committed any crimes, but please remember that I don’t ever want you to commit any crimes, because I have never committed any crimes.”

Also I had lunch with Joe Biden in the cafeteria today and shared my chocolate milk and sugar cookie with him. He is such a dreamboat.

-Susan Rice

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Not so silent
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Gypsies, tramps and thieves should have been this administrations theme song…..

Not so silent
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Or highway to Hell….

whiskeyriver
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Nope. The highway to hell is paved with good intentions, the Obummer administration didn’t intend to do anything good for our country.