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Seriously. If France and Belgium can ban Muslim veils, can’t we ban the stupid sagging pants “fashion” trend?

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Source: Washington Post

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • No way Jimbo.

    My 80s style was sweeeettttt.

    I can honestly say I NEVER wore two polo-type shirts at the same time.

    It was pretty much Levis every day....with either a T-shirt or golf-type shirt.

  • You know how you look at your high school yearbook years after graduation and you wince at the style of haircut in your picture or the clothes people are wearing? You wonder, what the hell was I thinking wearing that!?

    The butt burkah is going to be the cause of a lot of wincing in 15-20 years.

  • Hey Deb,

    How about the dumba$$e$ wearing knit hats during the summer? You know, the hats we wear up here when the temps get under 30 degrees.

    Almost looks as dumb as those high waists Michelle Obama wears. That picture up above makes it look like her waist is just up under her boobs....

  • I am so tired of seeing these guys walking around looking like 10 mo old babies with a load in their diaper. And they are usually combined with heavy, thick soked boots and fleece hoodies. I live in South Texas. It was bear 90 today. Can you say heat stroke? Morons all. They couldn't run water, much less escape the cops or a beating!

  • All I know is that this is a HUGE conspiracy because the boxer industry is the only one to benefit!

    You can't have this fashion trend without nice looking boxers.

    There is nothing dumber than a bunch of white kids doing this walking around looking like they crapped themselves.....

  • I work security, and I see this crap all the time. Not only does it violate one's right to not view another's nasty underwear, it looks stupid as hell. I've been told, that the whole sagging thing was started in prisons, by gay men to say they were 'available' to the masses.
    When I tell those kids that, it's funny to see how quick they pull their pants back up.
    I've oft asked how far they think they would get if that had to run across a busy freeway with pants like that. So far, I haven't seen one capable of doing it. Besides, the bottom line is it's indecent exposure. It's a few fabrics away from hanging all your junk out.

  • I was lookng for a video I'd seen of a convenience store robber getting caught because he tripped when his pants fell down, but could not find it. But I did run into this funny video. Not exactly the same, but funny!

    Police in Almancil, Portugal say a man was literally caught with his pants down as he allegedly tried to break into a supermarket. The man was trapped halfway through one of the store's small windows, and when he tried to wiggle free, his pants fell down. He stayed there for 11 hours until authorities arrived.

  • CurtisHx-I have wanted to pants one of these idiots for soooooooo long...the problem is, how do you discern between a real gangbanger(whom you definitely don't want to pants) and a poser, who desperately needs to be pantsed? It is the question for the ages!

    some day, the surf punks, and other assorted white kids from the burbs would be well served to know that the "style" is born from the "one size fits all" outfits handed out on ones first day in the joint. Then again, they worship rappers who sing about bussin caps in cops, beatin they bitches, and having sex with anyone/everyone they can, so maybe telling them that that is an homage to convicts will make them keep doing it!

    • It really doesn't matter. They're too busy picking themselves up off the ground that you can make a clean getaway. Just be sure you pants them while they are walking. That way, they trip and faceplant the pavement.

  • You ever "pants" (to yank down one's pants) one of those people? It's rather hilarious.

  • Hey Admin,

    Do you need a BBB (Ban the Butt Burkah) chapter in So. OC? I think I can help you get one started, and we will be happy to do some door hanger designs for you to review too.

    In their defense, these kids are confused. They wear undies on the outside, fishing tackle all over the face, and have been told Dear Leader wants to give them everything, but they need to "volunteer" to make this a better place. Kinda makes you feel sorry for them. Nah.