A true story from the Editor’s past: A kid from France transferred to my high school. How a kid from France ended up in that godforsaken corner of California I don’t know, but that’s neither here nor there. Frenchy Boy was in my gym class. He got an erection every day in the showers. As a result, he had no friends and I began developing an intense Francophobia.
With that as background, let’s move on to the Barney Frank story.
Ol’ Barney says that it would be discrimination if gays and straights are not allowed to shower together. Think of it as his own personal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Drop The Soap” policy.
“To accept the principle that homosexuals can’t shower with other people is a degree of discrimination that goes far beyond this. We don’t get ourselves drycleaned. We tend to take showers when we go to the gym; when we play sports,” Frank said.
Note to Congressman Frank: Playing grab ass is not considered a sport.
This post was last modified on December 27, 2010
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The only sports Bwarney ever played was hide the wienie.
The gay Congressman has never really been gay. He is a sad man indeed.
Perhaps they should let men and women shower together.
What makes you think that isn't already going on?
This article doesn't surprise me. The social engineering geniuses in the Pentagon and in Congress have been trying to ruin our military for 60 plus years. It goes way beyond race and gender. Allowing blacks to serve along with whites was considered a destructive move at the time, because the people who made the suggestion to Eisenhower were certain that "the negro" would have a deleterious
effect on the military and were upset when their decision to integrate the US military proved to be a good thing. (ie., like all socialists, they are really deeply seated racist-sexist-homophobes. The very things they accuse us off.)