Any fool knows that the proper time to marry the mother of your child is after you save the world and get elected to office.
Take Ed Miliband, the new leader of Britain’s Labor Party, for example, who takes time to explain why he hasn’t yet married the mother of his bastard child:
“The Copenhagen environmental summit got in the way. Then there was the general election, and now the leadership election.”
Then, first thing you know, it’s fall and the leaves need raking. Then there’s Christmas. And then, of course, he needs to get the car washed. You just have to admire a man who has his priorities in order.
NOTE: You may feel that we’ve gone too far by calling the innocent child a bastard. But genetics being what they are, we figure the kid has a 50-50 chance of being as big a bastard as her father.
H/T: Andrew Bolt
This post was last modified on July 21, 2021
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And, this, is what we may have to look forward to in our Great Country if the lunacy is allowed to continue in DC. Labor parties coming en vogue, as with all other socialist countries, will create failure....history is very clear. The UK is on its way out. The government is bankrupt, bankrupted by groups like the labor parties and other socialistic ideologies like hell-thcare and massive entitlements. Bankrupted by the same thinking (if it can even be called that) that we have in DC today. By the same types of idiotic policies being attempted in DC today. By the same type of idiots we have in DC today who don't think beyond the day after tomorrow.
God help us if this group of clear and obvious idiots don't get thrown out. God help us if, when they are thrown out, we do not do the hard stuff that HAS to be done to reverse the trend....
Me, my boat is almost ready to go and will be totally by February.....I do not want to watch it happen.
Am I alone in thinking "libtard values" have no "value" at all?
"...the kid has a 50-50 chance of being as big a bastard as her father"
Not much chance of that...
In the interests of linguistic accuracy, an illegitimate male is a "bastard", while an illegitimate female is a "bitch". As they used to say on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In "Look that up in your Funk and Wagnells".
How about I just show 'em my Fickle Finger of Fate?