Damn it! We were this close to joining the legends of American business. This close, we tell you. But now it looks like our new chain of IHTM 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream stores will never come to be.
ClickOnDetroit.com has the details of our demise:
A spokeswoman from Westminster City Council said it was responding to two complaints from the public over whether a shop should be selling edibles made from other people’s bodily fluids and awaiting guidance from Britain’s Food Standards Agency. The official spoke on condition of anonymity in keeping with council policy.
The official said the ice cream, marketed as “Baby Gaga” and launched last week, is being tested with the full cooperation of The Icecreamists, the parlor marketing the dessert.
Viruses, including hepatitis, can be passed on through breast milk.
You’re probably asking yourself, “Gee, I wonder what flavors were going to be served at IHTM’s 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream Stores.” Please allow us to elucidate:
1. Fudge-Suckle
2. Pam Anderson Silicone Surprise
3. Whoopi’s Bitter Chocolate
4. Michelle’s Fudge Ripple
6. Cherry Boobilee
7. Melon Twist
8. Old-Fashioned Vanilla: Just Like Mom Used To Make
9. Boob-berry
10. Booblegum
11. Aerola Granola
12. Ta-ta Tapioca
13. Reese’s Peanut Butter C-Cup
14. Double Coconut
15. Strawberry Double D-Light
16. Areola Oreola Cookie Dough
17. Nipplepolitan
Unfortunately, we suspect that this is also going to play havoc with our other business idea:
TCBY, the Country’s Breast Yogurt.
Source: ClickOnDetroit
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
View Comments (23)
holy hell why would you drink that? is it a sexual thing?
we all know they dont harvest from natalie portman or keira knightley's fat bags, its probably done by some aging british nanny in her bathtub.
sounds real tasty, guys.
Too bad, this product would have been a great cash boob.
Er it was back on sale before this was even posted. Tested fine for human consumption - strange that ;)
I really like the containers for breast milk.
I thought brest milk was suppose to be great for you. Leave it the fuddies in Britian to kill off a very good thing.
Yes, breast milk is good for you. WHEN YOU'RE AN INFANT!
Oh, wait. You're a guy. Same thing.
/snork
LOLOL.
But for real it is gross. Wanting to drink human milk JUST for the breast factor is gross and weird.
I'm thinking it's probably a novelty item anyway, Kimmy. And you know how long novelty lasts. It was a waste of time banning it, it would have gone away soon on it's own, unless it turned out to taste noticeably better, which I doubt.
You are probably right. Only a certain group of people would be into this. Drinking milk from a woman that is not my Mom ... the idea alone makes me want to vomit.
And your point being :)
UGH GROSS indeed!! I want my icrcream made from the lactational fluid of some random unwashed cows udder, NOT someone of the same species!
As someone who spent many years washing cows before they were milked - don't ask - I can assure you that cows are, in fact, cleaned before they are milked. That being said, I believe this work experience also qualifies me to wash the milk donors in this case, too. Mrs Editor may feel otherwise.
Gross...
My sentiments exactly, KimmyQueen. Gross.
and whoever gave us a thumbs down... really? you long for HUMAN milk? Breast millk from a human female not your Mother and you are a grown ass man?! that is disgusting. It takes oral fixation to whole nother level of strangeness and I hope you get psychiatric help STAT.
You guys really know how to keep abreast of things!!
So far it appears the ban is only in Britain. The U.S. FDA needs to pump them for more information before making our own breast decision on the matter.
I'm sure the U.S. ban isn't far behind. Must keep the masses under tight control, you know.
Man, you guys got way too much time on your hands...yeah, well, so do I.
LMAO
Your hands are lucky. With the internet around, my hands barely get any free time at all.
LOL Grammar Fuhrer!
Boobilicioius!