Tag: food

Beyond Meat factory riddled with mold, other dirty conditions: leaked documents

Beyond Meat factory riddled with mold, other dirty conditions: leaked documents. It’s beyond comprehension why people eat this. Make sure you enjoy your beyond Thanksgiving turkey. Instead of stuffing perhaps it will have mold.

One of Beyond Meat’s key factories was reportedly riddled with mold, bacteria and other health-related concerns, according to leaked evidence provided by a former employee.

A leaked internal document revealed Beyond Meat products manufactured at the plant had tested positive for the harmful bacteria Listeria at least 11 times in the second half of 2021 and the first half of this year, Bloomberg reported on Monday.

Michelle Obama wants fries with that

Good thing Michelle Obama is a liberal Democrat. Otherwise the media would be reading her emails and calling her a fascistic racist hypocrite.

Good thing Michelle Obama is a liberal Democrat. Otherwise the media would be reading her emails and calling her a fascistic racist hypocrite.

The Washington Examiner gives us a taste:

… First Lady Michelle Obama stopped by the University of Cape Town for an event with young people. She told the audience how she came from modest circumstances and was able to attend top schools and build a career at a big law firm, saying they too can achieve their dreams if they try hard enough.

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"Mmmm-mmmm. French fries. Now do as I say, not as I do."

We’ve heard America is a mean country. It’s not nearly as easy for talentlesss, lazy whiners to get rich as it should be. Moochy and Barry are the exceptions. But we digress.

…one young person in the audience asked Mrs. Obama, who has devoted much of her time in the White House to promoting nutrition and healthy eating, what her favorite foods are.

Obama mentioned Indian food, and then Mexican food, and then said: “No, if I picked one favorite, favorite food, it’s French fries.” The audience began to laugh. …”I can’t stop eating them.” As the students laughed more, the First Lady quickly returned to her role as advocate of health eating. “But eat your vegetables,” she said, to still more laughs. “And exercise.”

Lefty trans-fat heads are exploding as we speak. Oh, sorry, Michelle Obama said those words, not Michele Bachmann, so cooler fatheads prevail.

If we’re not mistaken those giggling South African kids were laughing at her, not with her. Us, too.

– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities

Source: Washington Examiner

Do not stand between Michelle Obama and the fat cakes

First Lady Michelle Obama visited a restaurant in Botswana village and began chowing down on French fries and a local delicacy called fat cakes like that night’s dinner was an unachievable dream.

We were confused when we saw the words “Michelle Obama” and “Fat Cakes” in the same headline. We thought the latter was a nickname for the former, but we were wrong.

First Lady Michelle Obama visited a restaurant in Botswana village and began chowing down on French fries and a local delicacy called fat cakes like that night’s dinner was an unachievable dream.

Of course, this was a direct violation of the nanny state food rules she laid out for the rest of us, but that matters now because she is, after all, Michelle Antoinette and we are the little people.

“Let them eat fat cakes.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qr9Uu4w2Ag

Meathead: Prince Charles says Americans eat too much steak

Good news! Prince Charles has flown into Washington, DC aboard his private jet to lecture Americans because we eat too much meat.

Good news! Prince Charles has flown into Washington, DC aboard his private jet to lecture Americans about our wasteful lifestyles. This time the heir to the British throne is upset because we eat too much meat.

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Princes William and Harry are hopeful that the defective gene will skip their generation

Credit the Telegraph UK for the details:

America’s appetite for beef is jeopardising the world’s water supply, the Prince of Wales said during a visit to the US.

In a speech in Washington, the Prince said that the need for vast amounts of irrigation in industrialised food production was threatening to deplete reserves of the “magical substance we have taken for granted for so long”.

“For every pound of beef produced in the industrial system, it takes two thousand gallons of water,” he told the Future of Food conference at Georgetown University.

“That is a lot of water and there is plenty of evidence that the Earth cannot keep up with the demand.”

Americans eat more than 41kg of beef a year on average, according to the UN, almost twice that consumed by Britons and four times the international average.

Back off, bub. Or should we say Prince Bub. We don’t need your kind coming to this country telling us what to eat and what not to eat. That’s Michelle Obama’s job.

We don’t often find ourselves supporting the monarchy, but in this case we pray that Queen Elizabeth live forever.

Pip, pip, cheerio. Back on the plane now.

Source: Telegraph UK

Britain outlaws breast milk ice cream, destroying another brilliant IHTM business idea

Damn it! We were this close to joining the legends of American business. This close, we tell you. But now it looks like our new chain of IHTM 16 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream stores will never come to be.

Damn it! We were this close to joining the legends of American business. This close, we tell you. But now it looks like our new chain of IHTM 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream stores will never come to be.

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Naturally, every ice cream cone at the IHTM 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream store was going to be a double scoop

ClickOnDetroit.com has the details of our demise:

A spokeswoman from Westminster City Council said it was responding to two complaints from the public over whether a shop should be selling edibles made from other people’s bodily fluids and awaiting guidance from Britain’s Food Standards Agency. The official spoke on condition of anonymity in keeping with council policy.

The official said the ice cream, marketed as “Baby Gaga” and launched last week, is being tested with the full cooperation of The Icecreamists, the parlor marketing the dessert.

Viruses, including hepatitis, can be passed on through breast milk.

You’re probably asking yourself, “Gee, I wonder what flavors were going to be served at IHTM’s 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream Stores.” Please allow us to elucidate:

1. Fudge-Suckle
2. Pam Anderson Silicone Surprise
3. Whoopi’s Bitter Chocolate
4. Michelle’s Fudge Ripple
6. Cherry Boobilee
7. Melon Twist
8. Old-Fashioned Vanilla: Just Like Mom Used To Make
9. Boob-berry
10. Booblegum
11. Aerola Granola
12. Ta-ta Tapioca
13. Reese’s Peanut Butter C-Cup
14. Double Coconut
15. Strawberry Double D-Light
16. Areola Oreola Cookie Dough
17. Nipplepolitan

Unfortunately, we suspect that this is also going to play havoc with our other business idea:

TCBY, the Country’s Breast Yogurt.

Source: ClickOnDetroit

How insane Federal policy turned the Breadbasket of the World into the Unemployment Capital of America

Food prices are not up just because increasingly wealthy Indians and Chinese are putting strains on worldwide food production. It’s also because insane Federal policy has destroyed the Breadbasket of the World.

You may have noticed – and seriously, how could you have missed it – that food prices are soaring.

It’s not just because increasingly wealthy Indians and Chinese are putting strains on worldwide food production. It’s also because insane Federal policy has destroyed the Breadbasket of the World.

Reason Magazine describes the disaster that has become the California’s Central Valley:

California’s Central Valley is a 450 mile long stretch of flat and fertile land that produces much of the food that we enjoy every day. But the people in small towns like Mendota (the cantaloupe capital of the world) are suffering these days, in part due to two federal policies.



In order to protect a threatened fish species called the Delta Smelt, much of the water that used to be pumped from the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta to farms on the west side of the San Joaquin Valley is now allowed to flow into the ocean. The result is predictable: hundreds of thousands of acres of farm land lies fallow and tens of thousands of jobs have been lost. In Mendota, the unemployment rate is over 40% and food lines are the norm.


But people going hungry in a region dominated by agriculture is only one of the contradictions in the Central Valley.



Nearly all the valley’s farm workers are immigrants from Mexico and Central America, and many of them are undocumented. These people are crucial to the valley’s economy, but they’re breaking the law according to the federal government.

Watch the video. It will simultaneously break your heart and piss you off.

Michelle Obama’s foolproof plan to regain her popularity

After seeing her popularity take a nosedive this summer, First Lady Michelle Obama has returned to the center stage with a foolproof plan to win it all back.

After seeing her popularity take a nosedive this summer, First Lady Michelle Obama has returned to the center stage with a foolproof plan to win it all back.

That plan? Telling you what you can do with your life, your body and how to raise your children.

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"Please don't tell Michelle you caught me eating food that tastes good. Please."

As reported by The Washington Post:

First Lady Michelle Obama is prodding the nation’s restaurants to add more healthy options to menus, label those items more prominently and market nutritious foods to kids.

Speaking to the National Restaurant Association on Monday, Mrs. Obama pleaded with restaurants small and large to take a little butter or cream out of their dishes, use low fat milk and provide apple slices or carrots as a default side dish on the kids’ menu.

Mrs. Obama said that Americans are spending half their food dollars outside the home and eating a third of meals in restaurants. She asked the restaurants to rethink the food they offer and reformulate their menus to help combat childhood obesity.

Mrs Obama just doesn’t get it. There’s a reason menus are the way they are. Restaurants either cater to the tastes of those paying the bills or they go out of business.

This is a concept her husband’s administration may want to consider. Soon.

But as far as Michelle is concerned, we think it may be time for her to take another vacation. $75,000 a day in taxpayer money is a bargain if it keeps her out of our lives.

Source: Washington Post, Politico

– Written by Vitamin Press

Obama Foodorama?

Obamafoodorama: It’s all about “White House Food Initiatives…And Other Bipartisan Bytes of Food Politics”.

If you are looking for something completely different it might be time to check out Obamafoodorama. It’s all about “White House Food Initiatives…And Other Bipartisan Bytes of Food Politics”.

Despite that silly description, the site does present a ton of information about White House food programs from a positive and not so positive light.

Take the story about Barugula Obama, for example. The article says that “It was created by Millie Holub of Los Angeles, and is a play on the whole arugula elitism discussion that went on during campaign season. Millie was a big Obama fan, and thought the idea of ‘arugula elitism’ should be reframed: Every president should be well-versed in leafy greens.”

“Arugula elitism?” Of all the different types of elitism that the Obama administration has displayed, this was a new one on us. But apparently this controversy was started during the campaign when “The idea of Candidate Obama being an arugula elitist–out of touch with regular citizens–was a much-noted subject/accusation in the blogosphere, after he asked an audience of farmers if they’d noticed the high price of arugula at Whole Foods. Candidate Obama was in Adel, Iowa at the time, and the nearest Whole Foods was in Omaha, Minneapolis or Kansas City.”

Fact is, we have far less trouble with the guy’s green initiatives than we do with his red initiatives. Although we sometimes have trouble telling them apart.

Source: ObamaFoodorama

– Written by Patrick Michael

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