Damn it! We were this close to joining the legends of American business. This close, we tell you. But now it looks like our new chain of IHTM 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream stores will never come to be.
ClickOnDetroit.com has the details of our demise:
A spokeswoman from Westminster City Council said it was responding to two complaints from the public over whether a shop should be selling edibles made from other people’s bodily fluids and awaiting guidance from Britain’s Food Standards Agency. The official spoke on condition of anonymity in keeping with council policy.
The official said the ice cream, marketed as “Baby Gaga” and launched last week, is being tested with the full cooperation of The Icecreamists, the parlor marketing the dessert.
Viruses, including hepatitis, can be passed on through breast milk.
You’re probably asking yourself, “Gee, I wonder what flavors were going to be served at IHTM’s 17 Flavors Human Breast Milk Ice Cream Stores.” Please allow us to elucidate:
1. Fudge-Suckle
2. Pam Anderson Silicone Surprise
3. Whoopi’s Bitter Chocolate
4. Michelle’s Fudge Ripple
6. Cherry Boobilee
7. Melon Twist
8. Old-Fashioned Vanilla: Just Like Mom Used To Make
9. Boob-berry
10. Booblegum
11. Aerola Granola
12. Ta-ta Tapioca
13. Reese’s Peanut Butter C-Cup
14. Double Coconut
15. Strawberry Double D-Light
16. Areola Oreola Cookie Dough
17. Nipplepolitan
Unfortunately, we suspect that this is also going to play havoc with our other business idea:
TCBY, the Country’s Breast Yogurt.
Source: ClickOnDetroit
