Reuters reporter ADMITS to colluding with Beto to HIDE story about his illegal hacker past from Ted Cruz race! And people wonder why we hate the media.
Category: 2019 News
Nigerian Muslim Militants Kill 120 Christians in Three Weeks
Nigerian Muslim Militants Kill 120 Christians in Three Weeks. How come the MSM hasn’t been harping about this 24×7? Oh yeah. Christian deaths don’t count anymore.
How does CNN stay in business
How does CNN stay in business? Fewer than 1 million people actually watch the network, but 90 million households pay $1.00 per month in carriage fees to CNN through their cable bills. That’s how.
Did Bernie Sanders run into Harry Reids exercise band

Did Bernie Sanders run into Harry Reid’s exercise band? Or did he fall down the stairs like Hillary? Or did he have brain surgery like Joe Biden?
CNN: New Zealand mosque shooting is Trumps fault
CNN: New Zealand mosque shooting is Trump’s fault. This is the sort of erroneous disinformation and sophomoric analysis that makes intelligent people want to puke when they try to watch CNN. It’s like watching kindergartners pretend to be journalists. And if CNN is the unflushed toilet of TV news, Don Lemon is the biggest turd in the bowl. This accusation came only minutes after the attack.
Top Beto O’Rourke adviser is socialist who slammed Saul Alinsky as a moderate
Top Beto O’Rourke adviser is socialist who slammed Saul Alinsky as a moderate. It sounds to us like Becky Bond wants a purge not an election.
An avowed socialist who blasted the leftist father of community organizing Saul Alinsky as a “paternalistic” moderate who “disparaged the idea of revolutionary change” is one of the top advisers Beto O’Rourke in his 2020 White House bid.
Hillary Clinton received what amounts to a secret pre-pardon from the Obama DOJ

Hillary Clinton received what amounts to a secret pre-pardon from the Obama DOJ. It’s amazing what happens as the result of tarmac meetings where only grandchildren and recipes are discussed.
The attorney general at the time was Loretta Lynch. She infamously held a secret tarmac meeting with Bill Clinton just prior to the FBI recommending against charging Hillary Clinton. In media appearances following the tarmac meeting, Lynch — without disclosing her involvement in the case and seemingly already knowing the outcome of the investigation — said that she would “accept the recommendations” of the FBI.
MSNBC asks Elizabeth Warren to weigh in on the college admissions scandal

MSNBC asks Elizabeth Warren to weigh in on the college admissions scandal. This goes so far past irony we need a new word in the English language to describe it. Super-irony? Bizarrerony? Grotesquerony?
Debra Messing tweets picture of vagina cupcakes

Debra Messing tweets picture of vagina cupcakes to honor International Women’s Day… and then apologizes for thoughtlessly excluding the “innumerable beautiful, unique and powerful women who don’t have a vagina.”
Pro-Life Victory: Sixth Circuit Court Of Appeals Says Ohio Can Defund Planned Parenthood
Pro-Life Victory: Sixth Circuit Court Of Appeals Says Ohio Can Defund Planned Parenthood. It appears Trump’s election is starting to have the right consequences. Keep appointing conservatives.
Georgia lawmaker proposes bill to regulate men’s balls in response to heartbeat abortion bill
Georgia lawmaker proposes bill to regulate men’s balls in response to heartbeat abortion bill. Meanwhile Cher wants all men circumcized. Which one is nuttier? Will these apply to transgenders?
A Georgia lawmaker proposed a “testicular bill of rights” package Monday in response to the state’s advancement of a bill to outlaw abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detected.
Actresses Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman among 40 charged in college exam cheating plot
Actresses Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman among 40 charged in college exam cheating plot. This could explain some of the morons who manage to graduate college. Perhaps the DOJ should check into how grades are awarded.
Arkansas Reinstates Hillary’s Revoked Law License; Setting Stage for Clinton as ATTORNEY GENERAL or SUPREME COURT
Arkansas Reinstates Hillary’s Revoked Law License; Setting Stage for Clinton as ATTORNEY GENERAL or SUPREME COURT. This should be good until she’s indicted.
Woman reportedly booted from gun hearing after threatening to shoot lawmaker, NRA members
Woman expelled from gun hearing after being seen sending this text about a state lawmaker. pic.twitter.com/ySVc9Zm9x5
— Mark Davis (@markdavisWTNH) March 11, 2019
Woman reportedly booted from gun hearing after threatening to shoot lawmaker, NRA members. If they shoot all the gun owners who’s going to be here to save them from the Russians?
Paul Krugman says antisemitism from the left is okay
Paul Krugman says anti-Semitism from the left is okay. Just when you thought Democrats were done with their week of being dumb about the Jewish issue… here comes Paul Krugman.
Jussie Smollett Case: Grand Jury Returns 16 Counts Against ‘Empire’ Actor
Jussie Smollett Case: Grand Jury Returns 16 Counts Against ‘Empire’ Actor. That’s 16 FELONY counts of ‘false report of offense,’ in addition to being charged last month with one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly staging a racist and homophobic attack. He should pray he gets the OJ jury.
Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery. Why? He was already a pillar of the community…
DNC Says It Will Exclude Fox News From Televising Its 2020 Debates
DNC Says It Will Exclude Fox News From Televising Its 2020 Debates. We think what they’re really alluding to is that no one who watches Fox will turn on these POS debates.
Georgia college decides self-driving cars are racist
Georgia college decides self-driving cars are racist. Because of “algorithmic bias” the cars’ object-detection systems have more trouble seeing dark-complected pedestrians. Especially at night. This No Shit Sherlock moment brought to you by the Georgia Institute of Technology.
What happens if you say something negative about George Soros
What happens if you’re a journalist and you say something negative about George Soros? Well, eight journalists just found out the answer to that question. They were fired.
AOC allegedly doubles down on violating FEC regulations
https://twitter.com/dmills3710/status/1102972757317423105
AOC allegedly doubles down on violating FEC regulations. Well all we can say at this time is morons gonna moron.
AOC’s chief of staff ran $1M slush fund by diverting campaign cash to his own companies
AOC’s chief of staff ran $1M slush fund by diverting campaign cash to his own companies. We guess all good little socialists have slush funds.
Oregon Bill Would Allow Starving Mentally Ill Patients to Death
Oregon Bill Would Allow Starving Mentally Ill Patients to Death. We heartily suggest the morons who want this bill passed try it first.
Green New Deal? Wind power ‘dropped off’ the grid during Polar Vortex
Green New Deal? Wind power ‘dropped off’ the grid during Polar Vortex. Solar works wonders when it has feet of snow on top of it, too. Perhaps Occassional-Cortex can buy her an exercise bike with a generator on it to power us up.
Wind turbines are shut off when temperatures dip below minus 20 degrees Fahrenheit, as happened in the upper Midwest and Great Plains — an area often dubbed the “Saudi Arabia” of wind energy. On top of that, when it gets, say, minus 45 degrees Fahrenheit, there’s not much wind.
SAFE Act Be Damned: NYC Cop Charged With Illegally Making, Selling Guns to Gang Members
SAFE Act Be Damned: NYC Cop Charged With Illegally Making, Selling Guns to Gang Members. Yes gun laws work and only the police should be trusted with them.