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‘Obamas Danced Nearly Every Song. A Good Time Was Had By All.’ We wonder if his next move is changing his name to Emperor Nero and  buying a fiddle to play while the planet burns?

Kerry: Climate Change is ‘The Biggest Challenge of All That We Face Right Now.’

He cited “unprecedented storms, unprecedented typhoons, unprecedented hurricanes, unprecedented droughts, unprecedented fires, major damage, billions and billions of dollars of damage being done that we’re paying for instead of investing those billions of dollars in avoiding this in the first place.”

Unprecedented stupidity.

McDonald’s Responds to Increased Worker Costs in a Way Min Wage Protesters Shouldn’t Like. No no payroll, no benefits, no worker’s comp, no social security payments, no withholding, no state disability and no sick days. Imagine going to the drive through and not having to try to understand what the person taking your order is saying and vice versa?

Study: Cash for Clunkers Was a $3 Billion Jalopy. Obamanomics at work. Pay more, get less.

NO CONFLICT OF INTEREST HERE: Mitch McConnell’s Wife Working to Destroy Kentucky’s Coal Industry. Will the people of Kentucky enjoy having this duplicitous old RINO fart as a Senator again? Or will his Democrat opponent win? If the latter, we’d pay good money to see Karl Rove’s meltdown.

Corruption At The FCC? TV Execs Donate To Dem Lawmaker, Get Million-Dollar Rule Exception. Corruption? Nah. Must be pure coincidence. Representative Ratatouille Waxman only accepts bribes campaign donations.

FERGUSON UNREST: Protesters Lash Out at Obama & Sharpton “You Haven’t Changed Nothin. F*ck Y’all!” Now there’s a statement from the rioters we can get 101% behind.

VIDEO of Hamas Funeral: I See Dead People… Move. Perhaps these guys reincarnated themselves when they found out their 72 virgins all look like Golda Meir.

http://youtu.be/OdYa-lnSgaE

Protest planned after LAPD officer shoots, kills man during struggle. Riot number 2 in the making?

California Is About To Pass A Bizarre Law Making Sex A Legalistic Nightmare For College Males. If you’re a male college student in California make sure you whip out your Consent to Have Sex form and have it signed, dated and notarized before you whip out something else.

Study: You have “near-zero” impact on U.S. policy.“The statistical research looked at public attitudes on nearly 1,800 policy issues and determined that government almost always ignores the opinions of average citizens and adopts the policy preferences of monied business interests when shaping the contours of U.S. laws.” As the late Frank Zappa said, “what they do in Washington, they just take care of number ONE! And number ain’t YOU, you ain’t even NUMBER TWO!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2eM79fcMzU

WASHINGTON POST: LESS AMNESTY, MORE SECURE BORDERS WON’T DETER ILLEGALS. In other news, not having common sense doesn’t deter liberals.

Kerry Promotes Climate-Change Mitigation Funding on Trip in the Pacific. YES! This is WAY more important than Gaza-Israel, Iraq, Ukraine, Ebola, Boko Haram and ISIS. In our opinion, we think global warming has turned Kerry’s brain to ketchup.

The Kotex Lobby: Feminist, Liberal Media Demand ‘Free Tampons’ For All. It appears they need this because feminist are always on the rag.

Bloomberg’s Everytown for Gun Safety Strangely silent today. After pumping in $150k to defeat pro-gun Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke and losing, we find their Facebook page and website strangely silent today. We’re not sure if this silence is golden or if it’s deafening but we’re pretty certain it’s telling.

Major Democratic Donor Supports Southern Secession. Well shut my mouth and call me corn pone!

State Of The Climate Report. The only warming going on is that climate scientists are on the hot seat.

SHERIFF DAVID CLARKE BEATS BLOOMBERG’S MONEY, DEFEATS ANTI-GUN OPPONENT. It appears Bloomberg is following in Obama’s steps snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Imagine That! I’m Wanted For ‘Hate Crimes’ In Canada… Look! It’s the Canadian Gay Mafia, eh. Must be comprised of lumber jacks who dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

Obama adjusts Iraq narrative, now blames Bush for troop withdrawal. Webster’s should add new definitions for the word adjusts. We suggest lie, bullshit and fantasy for starters.

Poll: Most Would Vote for the GOP Because of Obama. Obama’s magic touch strikes again.

Obama Lifts Ban on Libyans Attending U.S. Flight Schools, Training In Nuke Science. More ‘smart diplomacy.’

Friends of Freedom: A number of celebs have backed Israel in its campaign against Hamas. Like The Rolling Stones: “Salon published a letter by members of Pink Floyd asking the Stones to cancel their concert as part of the anti-Israel Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions movement. The Stones ignored this absurd request.” They’ll never be anyone’s beast of burden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX_h40_V940

Romney got so much right. “Almost every day, it seems, brings a headline demonstrating how right 2012 Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney was, and how wrong President Barack Obama was, on the critical issues facing America.” Yeah, but voting for a guy just because he knows what he’s doing? That’s just so 1983 or something. And RAAAAAACIST!

Robin Williams has died at 63.

The coroner suspects the death was “a suicide due to asphyxia.”

RIP Robin. We’ve enjoyed you since the first “Nanoo Nanoo.” You can be happy you gave CNN something to talk about and analyze with 500 different talking heads for the next 6  months besides airplane crashes.