Category: News New Format

Vandalism, looting after vigil for Missouri man. Must be one of those non-existent sketchy neighborhoods.

RINO Huckabee Whines About the Label He Earned. If you look like a RINO, smell like a RINO and whine like a RINO, you’re a RINO.

OBAMA: ‘EXTREMIST IDEOLOGY’ THAT’S TAKEN OVER GOP, ‘BALKANIZATION OF MEDIA’ HAS ‘BLOCKED’ MY AGENDA. If Obama had chopped down a cherry tree he would have blamed the kid next door.

TEXAS JUDGE ORDERS REMOVAL OF YOUTUBE VIDEO EXPOSING ABUSE IN FOSTER CARE SYSTEM. Since we don’t like alleged cover-ups or alleged child abuse, this is going up.

Report: Coup underway in Iraq. Yeah, that was what was missing…

‘Dead Broke’ Clintons Charge Up to $50k to Party With Them on Vacation. We have to ask. For a $50k donation do you get a free cigar?

CNN DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HONG KONG IS. They can’t find their ass with both hands either.

Angry Reactions After Town Opts to Rename ‘Kennedy Center’ in Honor of Another President. (Hint: He’s Still Alive.) Go ahead! Name it after Obama! With his “turn things to shit” touch, we figure the building will probably collapse very soon after it’s renamed.

Hawaii governor loses Democrat primary despite Obama endorsement. George W. Bush’s efforts to destroy America continue unabated.

D.C. news crew robbed while reporting on app that identifies ‘sketchy’ neighborhoods. “A District of Columbia news crew reporting on an app that identifies ‘sketchy’ neighborhoods had their van burglarized while they were interviewing individuals who lived in a neighborhood the app identified as ‘sketchy’.” So the app works…

A straw visor and muumuu for Hillary and SoulCycle shorts for Bill: Relaxed Clintons enjoy some downtime on the beach with their dogs. Seriously Hillary, why don’t you just buy a Burqa and get it over with.

Former GOP California Governor candidate arrested for ‘shooting his 40-year-old neighbor and killing a horse.’ If he claims he’s a RINO will Rove will post his bail?

RNC CHAIR REINCE PRIEBUS: ‘I DON’T KNOW’ WHAT GOP SHOULD DO IF OBAMA ENACTS EXECUTIVE AMNESTY.. Now that’s what we call REAL leadership. We guess that puppet master Karl Rove wasn’t there with his hand up Reince’s ass when he said this.

GAWKER: ONLY ‘BLACK’ NEIGHBORHOODS ARE BAD. Racist much Gawker?

Teachers union head defends Common Core:

“If someone takes something from me, I’m going to grab it right back out of their cold, twisted, sick hands and say it is mine! You do not take what is mine! And I’m going to punch you in the face and push you in the dirt because this is the teachers’! These are our tools and you sick people need to deal with us and the children that we teach. Thank you very much!”

Summer 2014 is the coldest in a decade. But but it’s supposed to be hot!

“It wasn’t clear if it was going to be a hot or a cool summer,” said National Weather Service meteorologist David Stark.

Yet they proclaim they can tell what the weather will be like in 50 or 100 years from now. Laughable.

‘We’re getting overrun and the danger is increasing… we need to open our eyes’: Sheriff leading probe into murder of Border Patrol agent claims armed illegal immigrants in military fatigues have been spotted on Texas ranches. Wearing military fatigues sounds to us like a great way to confuse the Border Patrol, National Guard and militia about who they’re looking at. If so, we suggest the people on our side start wearing sombreros and serapes and confuse them back.

James Brady’s Death Ruled a Homicide, the Police Say. Time to kick Hinckley out of the mental ward and try him for murder. We think he’d look good with a needle in his arm, noose around his neck, frying in the electric chair or with a few bullets in him from a firing squad. This will be a question to ponder for the liberals in Washington, D.C. We wonder if they’ll like the fact the Brady’s went full-tilt boogie on gun control and prosecute, or if they will ignore it because Brady was Reagan’s press secretary? As it is now he get’s out 17 days a month, something we don’t think should happen, especially now.

“Fear not,” says Rosie O’Donnell, The View won’t hire any jerks. Too late, Rosie. That ship has sailed.

NASA Climate Scientist Explains 15-Year ‘Global Warming Hiatus’: Too late. This expert already had the chance to establish credibility by predicting the event. Failure to do that confirms what we’ve always known. Their forecasts are never right and we would be monsters to implement the policies of death and destruction demanded by these cargo cult cretins.

Klingon running for U.S. Senate in North Carolina. Why not? We already have a fake Cherokee and a fake Vietnam vet in the Senate, plus a fake American in the White House and a swarm of fake Republicans buzzing around D.C. like blue bottles angling for a carcass, so a fake Klingon will feel right at home.

Fed study finds 2 million in “Forced Retirement”, 52% cannot afford an unexpected $400 expense. Obviously due to climate change, which is why the political class is focused like a laser on it. But don’t worry, they’ll fix this by adding a few million low-wage immigrants to the labor force. Enjoy the recovery!

N.J. cop in Obama rant speaks out and resigns. “I don’t want to give a black eye to law enforcement.” America today: small-time embarrassments do the honorable thing and resign, big-time long-term serial embarrassments blame Bush (and everybody else) and just keep on golfin’.

This Dad Was Baffled After Being Told His Fourth-Grader ‘Brought a Weapon to School’ — Then They Told Him What It Was. Next time bring mommy’s vibrator kid, you’ll get an A. (Unless the moron teacher’s think it’s a guided missile).

Amash Blasts Defeated Opponent: ‘I Ran For Office to Stop People Like You’: And we are so very glad that he did.