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Chicago Slams Obama: ‘Worst President Ever Elected.’ In cemeteries all over Cook County, dead voters are feeling troubled that they voted for Obama.

http://youtu.be/J9ixOsjut3E

Hamas finally hits something with its rockets. Other Palestinians.

FOLLOW THE MONEY: Microsoft’s Plan To Cash In On Common Core. It appears to us that perhaps Billy doesn’t think having only $76 billion is enough.

Teachers unions turn on Obama. Uh oh! It looks like the teachers are pulling their heads out of their asses.

Feinstein: Child-trafficking law is flexible in dealing with flood of migrants. Yes, lets pass the buck and blame Bush again because he signed this law. Please note that two Democrats, Diane Feinstein and Zoe Lofgren wrote this law. Please note that Feinstein and Lofgren inserted an escape clause that can easily be used to put these illegal aliens on a plane and send them back home. Please note that Obama and all his cronies are conveniently ignoring it.

Congratulations are in order for Charles Manson. He’s getting married. To the ditzy bimbo from Illinois pictured above. Her name is Afton Burton, she’s been corresponding with Manson since she was 17, and she thinks all the bad stuff people say about him is based on a “myth.”

Coldest Antarctic June Ever Recorded. Oh look! Finally something unprecedented and real.

Clinton Foundation, Hamas Share Major Donor. Face it, the Clinton’s are money whores. Got money? They don’t give a hoot who you are. Terrorist sponsor? No problem! Put your millions in the coin slot and watch them perform tricks. If she’s elected, just imagine what they’ll expect from Hillary after they’ve filled up her campaign coffers.

Houston black woman goes on EPIC rant about unaccompanied illegals – “Why can’t they go back?” We would have asked – Did you vote for Obama? Next time you vote, (or don’t), remember lady, votes have consequences. So does not voting.

http://youtu.be/gcL259Tvvh4

BLACK AMERICAN FROM GANG-BESIEGED BALTIMORE: ‘WHERE CAN I GET ASYLUM?’ Sorry, unless you’re last name is Hispanic and you’re a illegal alien migrating future Democrat voter, Obama know’s you’ll vote for every crook with a D after their name in the next election anyway and frankly, he doesn’t give one crap about you.

Feds Ask Churches To House Migrant Families. So much for that all so important separation of church and state.

Pentagon sending pink slips to soldiers in war zone. When God was handing out class, Obama thought He said “grass” and smoked it.

Obama approval high with Muslims. We wonder if he has won the ISIS seal of approval yet?

GOP Congressman: ‘We Just Filed a Resolution Directing the Sergeant-at-Arms to Arrest Lois Lerner for Contempt.’ This would be terrific if the House would actually do something for a change. Don’t hold your breath.

Active Network to move from California to downtown Dallas with 1,000 jobs. Bop! Bop! Bop! …and another one bites the dust.

Kerry says some progress after U.S.-China meeting. A few more songs by Kerry and they’ll agree to anything.

Brazil on Fire: Angry fans burn down bus station after loss to Germany. OK, if they burn down the soccer stadium when the bus is late, that’ll make it even.

Co-author of How To Survive The Bulls Of Pamplona gored by bull in Pamplona. The bulls have their own how-to book – How To Gore The Shit Out Of Stupid White Men In The Streets Of Pamplona – and they read it religiously.

The Obamas Are Taking a Long Vacation — and Just Guess How Many Rooms the House They’re Rumored to Be Staying at Has. We hope they enjoy next week’s polar vortex.

PALIN ON BOEHNER LAWSUIT: ‘YOU DON’T BRING A LAWSUIT TO A GUNFIGHT.’ Close but no cigar! She should have said you don’t bring a Boehner to a gunfight. It’s the wrong type of gun and shoots only blanks.

Border Patrol Official: DHS Ordered Illegal Immigrant Holding Facility ‘Cleared Out’ Before Congressional Visit. Congress really cracks us up these days. They have basically abdicated their authority to King Barky, then they have the audacity to complain when something likes this, or the IRS, or NSA or name your scandal, happens.

Gainesville police arrest 3 in connection with parking lot robbery. Shame on Target for not informing them that Target is now a gun free zone.

Rev. Jackson: Obama, Feds Need To Do More To Combat Chicago Violence. So basically he ignores all the thugs and say’s this is all Obama and Holder’s fault. Gotta love it when the libtards resort to cannibalism. That $4 billion he’s asking for would just disappear on studies and consultants (including him) and nothing would change anyway.

Obama touts “pretty smart policies”. “The decisions we made early on not only stopped the slide, but they built a new foundation for our economy, and they’re paying off.” It’s so dark and empty inside his head, if you drop a penny it sounds like a Vegas jackpot to him.

Food prices are soaring and Washington doesn’t care. “Politicians insist that inflation is under control, just so long as you don’t include food, education, health care, housing, or energy…” Let them eat cake – or not.