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Low Oil Prices Pose Threat to Texas Fracking Bonanza: Or maybe the fracking boom is responsible for the low oil prices. Either way we expect the benefit to the consumer to be short lived. It can’t be much longer until the government finds a way in which this brief respite in the exploitation of the consumer can be mitigated.

News Corp CEO Slams Google, Social Media Companies for ‘Unnatural Act’ of Redistributing Content: Something must be done. If there are no more buggy whip factories what will Mr. Robert Thomson beat his dead horse with?

Ben Carson: ‘I Used to Be a Flaming Liberal’ Unfortunately you can be a flaming liberal and still a contender for the GOP nomination, just ask Jeb.

Al Gore considering 2016 run. Yet another old white dude. If elected the White House masseuse better watch out.

Stem Express injunction tossed by court.  Stem Express gets bitch-SLAPPed.

Not only did the court toss the injunction but it seems probable that StemExpress will be held liable for CMP’s costs under California’s anti-SLAPP statute. This is a good indication that the injunction sought by the National Abortion Federation will receive the same treatment.

NBC WEAPONIZES FOR HILLARY: FUNNELS $400 MILLION TO EXTREME-LEFT BUZZFEED & VOX. Evidently they feel the need to replace Lyin’ Brian.

‘Black Lives Matter’ Chanting Drowns Out Jeb Bush Town Hall, Drives Him to Make an Early Exit. Perhaps Bush and Sanders should run as the Douchebag party.

Dems in panic mode as Hillary’s team lawyers up. Nothing illegal to see here, now move on.

Tom Steyer wants to know why the gas prices he jacked up are so high. Libtards evidently can’t comprehend their own shit.

BREAKING: MUSLIM BEHEADS SHOPPER IN IKEA. You’ll never guess who gets blamed for this one.

YES!! TWO Ferguson protesters CHARGED for ATTACKING SUV driving through highway blockade!! If this was in California they’d be giving them an award and arresting the driver.

MAJOR Book Publisher BANS Use Of Words ‘Pig’ And ‘Pork’ So As To Not Offend Muslims. To this we say: Pig pig pig pig, pork pork pork pork.

PANIC-Stocks, yields tumble after China pushes yuan lower again. Is the great wallet of China closing? Are they trying to re-inflate their production bubble by pumping up (and out) exports? Will this blow the artificially high prices of American stocks and pop our own Wall-Street/QE bubble? Who knows, but sooner or later we’ll all gonna get served a steaming plate of the poo poo platter and we can all cry in our nest-egg drop soup as we realize that our little slips of paper aren’t worth much even if they did come in a cookie called fortune.

Letter to Editor PREDICTED COLORADO EPA SPILL One Week Before Catastrophe=> So EPA Could Secure Superfund Status. Typical Obama administration. If there isn’t a problem, create one so you can use it to get your way.

‘Whistleblower Who Harvested Aborted Baby Parts Inside Planned Parenthood Clinics’ Drops Shocking Allegations in New Video. If you like your baby we’ll take your baby.

“If there was a higher gestation, and the technicians needed it, there were times when they would just take what they wanted. And these mothers don’t know. And there’s no way they would know,” O’Donnell said.

NBC ends suspension of Brian Williams. Will Lyin’ Brian quit lyin’? Tune into MSLSD for another episode of “As the News Turns.”

A quick note from the founder and former Editor of IHTM. Mrs. Editor and I just began a crazy six month trip around the world. Think of me as IHTM’s first foreign correspondent because I’ll be sending in wacky stories from wherever this trip takes us. I hope KimmyQueen, CO2Insanity, J.P Travis, Kip Hooker, Sidekick, NotSoSilent, Perlcat, Progressive Hemrrhoid, Matthew S. Harrison, and all the other regulars will join us daily at JimandJamie.com in addition to reading our stories here at IHTM.

Should give you a warm fuzzy. All’s I can say is I know what the SAS guy felt after squeezing that one off — recoil. Gotta admire three kills at 1/2 mile, especially when the second two targets were probably jumping around filling their diapers.

In case you were wondering “Who would the president and his administration side with: victims, or terrorists?”,

Let’s be clear. The terrorists. After all, those poor palestinians only have so much money to go around, and paying the terrorists and their next-of-kin takes priority. I have no words for this obscenity of a government.

Cruz surges to number two in post-debate poll but… media freezes him out of Sunday shows. In fact, Cruz is the only candidate who wasn’t on TV Sunday.

Police: Man in clown costume swings ax at woman. Must be Juggalo foreplay.

Slate: Humans should be able to marry robots. More Obergefell v. Hodges repercussions, brought to you by Supreme Court nitwit Anthony Kennedy.

California Bans the Word ‘Alien’ from Labor Laws. Jerry’s been sniffing unicorn farts again. How about we just use ‘illegal?’

MSM Fails to Note that #SorosMoneyMatters Only Targeting Hillary Opponents. Oh they’ve noticed alright, they’re just hoping the rest of us don’t. H/T RedRightBlonde. Thanks!

Sally Kohn on GOP Debate: Hey look, it’s 10 men standing on a stage arguing why they should get to control women’s bodies and choices. In Kohn’s mind the freedom of choice over our actions and bodies is absolute. Unless of course you want to opt out of Obamacare, own a bakery or are not a pregnant woman. In which case you are clearly the property of the state and had better get back to making her a cake.