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Ben Affleck’s ancestors owned slaves and he doesn’t want you to know. So that infamous beer-summit pipsqueak, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., host of PBS’s Finding Your Roots, censored the awkward discovery about Ben’s family out of his show. They should rename the show Finding Your Roots And Covering Them Up.

HERE ARE THE PARANOID CREEPY RULES HILLARY HAD FOR ‘EVERY DAY AMERICANS’ TO MEET WITH HER. If you think Obama’s “transparent” wait until paranoid grandma gets in the White House.

Another NBC reporter revises phony war story, this time in re his kidnapping. This begs the question does anyone at NBS tell the truth?

Surprised solar customers find themselves with liens. They just stuck their investment on your roof. Bend forward.

Feds Spent $410,265 Studying ‘Satisfaction’ Levels of Young Gay Men’s First Time. The new official song of the taxpayers whose money was pissed away on this study should be I Can’t Get No Satisfaction.

April Blizzard Causes 70-Vehicle Pile-Up on Wyoming Interstate. It’s that dreaded warmal snowing.

More fallout in Boston from the slow-motion collapse of Big Wind. Sorry, but no, there wasn’t a mass die-off of politicians. It’s what happens to wind-power when you a) piss off rich people because you’re going to ruin their view and b) what happens when other people’s money isn’t put into big wind’s bank account.

The photographs Hitler banned. It’s hard to look manly in lederhosen, especially when you’re short, pudgy, and have crazy-eyes.

Who would you want to share a lifeboat with? If “Anybody but a Muslim!” is your answer, you are wise indeed, Grasshopper. During a trip across the Mediterranean this week, Muslims in a group of 105 North African migrants threw 12 Christians overboard.

ESPN sports chick gets suspended for filthy rant at tow-lot. Looks like the cable broadcasting company that spawned Keith Olbermann has produced another classy performer.

Bush backs confirmation of attorney general nominee Lynch.

Bush said presidents should have the right to pick their teams, adding that Lynch’s confirmation would at least speed up the departure of current Attorney General Eric Holder, deeply unpopular with the GOP.

Another dunce who thinks Presidents should be able to do whatever they like and hell with Congress.

Hillary Parks in Handicap Spot. Screw ’em, I’ll park where I want.

https://youtu.be/UZNUDKes0VM

MOVE OVER AL SHARPTON!! THERE’S A NEW RACE-BAITING ANTI-RICH MSNBC TAX CHEAT IN TOWN!! The Internal Revenue Service put a $70,000 tax lien against Harris-Perry. She must have forgotten to deduct her tampons as a business expense.

DHS to Purchase 62 Million More Rounds of AR-15 Ammo… Stockpiling enough over the past two years to fight a 32-year war! If you can’t ban it, dry up the supply!

A modest proposal; people seem to have a hard time coming up with a term to describe Bill if Hillary should manage to lie, cheat and steal her way into the oval office. Many of the terms just don’t really cover it — “First Dude”, and whatnot. I’d like to suggest this term to more accurately describe Bill and his relation to his “wife”: First Unindicted Co-Conspirator. Going by his behavior, it’s an acronym he can live with.

EXCLUSIVE: HILLARY CLINTON LESBIAN LOVERS NAMED IN SECRET EMAILS. Well, the National Enquirer couldn’t be any worse than Rolling Stone as far as their credibility goes.

Celebration of Gospel Music at the White House. Obama might not respect the right of an individual to abstain from ceremonies that offend their religious sensibilities, but that doesn’t mean he can’t use their music for his own purposes.

Hillary’s Now Lying About Her Grandparents Being Immigrants. Here The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy goes again. Next thing you know they’ll try to have us believing that Hillary hasn’t always been a Yankee’s fan, that she wasn’t named for Sir Edmund Hillary, that she never took sniper fire in Bosnia, that Benghazi wasn’t really about a Youtube video, that she destroyed her private server because it contained public information on wrong doing, that she would do favors for despotic regimes if they donated to her “foundation” and that -at this point- it really does make a difference.

Voting machines get “F-minus” for security says computer scientist. The touchscreen voting machines made by Advanced Voting Solutions and used in various states in numerous elections—including the last three presidential elections—were so easy to hack, a high school kid in the parking lot with a laptop could change every vote. The administrative password was “admin” and the wireless password was “ABCDE”.

Campaign staff DROVE ‘ordinary’ Iowans to Hillary’s first campaign stop – including health care ‘lobbyist in training’ who was an Obama campaign intern and Biden chauffeur. “Her Tuesday morning visit to a coffee shop in LeClaire, Iowa was staged from beginning to end, according to Austin Bird, one of the men pictured sitting at the table with Mrs. Clinton”. It didn’t take long for her to start lying. What would be novel is if she told the truth.

Liberal whack-a-doodle lands gyrocopter on U.S. Capitol lawn. Doug Hughes was using his right of free expression to advance the cause of ending Americans’ right to free expression. Fortunately for him, in Washington, D.C., extreme abuse of logic is not only acceptable, it’s encouraged.

TSA Screeners At DIA Manipulated System To Grope Men’s Genitals. If only Rolling Stone Magazine could be bothered to take an interest in the rape culture that exists in our airports.

Al Sharpton threatens hunger strike if Loretta Lynch not confirmed AG. I.e., one more reason for not confirming Loretta Lynch.

Tim McGraw Poised To “Dixie Chick” Himself With Gun Control Benefit Concert. Time for Tim to come out with a new song titled “Neutered?”

ISIS Camp a Few Miles from Texas, Mexican Authorities Confirm. Rumored that Jeb Bush commented that they’re merely preparing for another act of love.