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Top Ten Things Overheard In Hillary Clinton’s Van – David Letterman. We’ll add #11 – No more burritos!

https://youtu.be/bD-7kBdCasw?t=50s

Police Probe Reported Placement Of Bacon On Door Handles Of Oklahoma Mosque. Time for a Fatwa against Oscar-Meyer?

Angry judge throws the book at cheating teachers. 20 years for cheating on tests to improve performance bonuses. 7 of the 20 have to be spent in prison. Ouch.

One year later, how’s that Twitter campaign working, Michelle? What’s that you say? Boko Haram wasn’t frightened by tweets? Gee, there’s a surprise.

Pundit Marvels Over Hillary’s Chipotle Visit: ‘We’ve Never Seen Her Get a Burrito Before.’ We hear that today is Taco Tuesday for Hillary. Will she order from Taco Bell or stop at a taco truck? We can’t wait for the footage!

Time’s Bizarre Rant: It’s Hillary’s Turn Because She’s Post-Menopausal. We think Time is trying to say that if she gets bitchy you can’t accuse her of being on the rag or something.

Man Uses Samurai Sword to Inflict Gruesome Wounds on Home Invaders. Sushi anyone?

Hillary Clinton spotted at Chipotle in Ohio ‘trying to be incognito’ as presidential candidate makes her way to Iowa. Burrito? We hope the Scooby Doo Mystery Van has a lot of windows that open.

Okay, NOW we REALLY have it deciphered. Hillary Simpson for president?

Hillary’s new campaign logo deciphered. Now it all makes sense.

Tax Day gets complicated for same-sex couples in states that don’t recognize their marriages In the age of the Obama IRS we are pretty underwhelmed by any sad story that doesn’t end with the silencing of speech, suppression of political dissent or Lois Lerner being used to sway an election through the disenfranchisement of millions of people.

Obamas report lowest income since 2004 With less than half a million in personal income and over a billion in personal expenses the Obamas would be in real trouble if the taxpayers weren’t expected to pick up their tab. Sadly the Obama solution to his private deficits will not, for very much longer, be able to counter the federal ones.

Rubio Running Uh-oh, looks like Jeb getting the critical McCain/Graham endorsement might not be a lock after all.

VIRAL VIDEO: Black Man Gets Pulled Over By White Cop, What Happens Next Will Make #BlackLivesMatter Heads Explode… Oh my! Where’s Holder, Sharpton, Jackson and Obama?

South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED) Leaking Walter Scott Shooting Evidence To Media… If leaked, then it looks like Slager is being tried by the state and the press, not the courts.

IHTM called it! We said two years ago that CBS would probably promote the guy who told Obama to “go for the throat,” “pulverize,” “declare war on,” and “destroy” the GOP. As of yesterday he’s the new host of Face the Nation.

Embarrassing Freudian slip typo in Hillary’s presidential announcement:

“…she’s fought children and families all her career.”

BREAKING: Walter Scott Vehicle Passenger Identified: Pierre Fulton (30). The plot keeps thickening.

Cuomo’s StartUp NY Program Creates a Whopping 76 Jobs, Costs Taxpayers $53 Million. Cuomonomics says spending $697,368 to great one job is eleventy-potato.

Obama Grovels Before Castro As They Both Demean the U.S. President Benedict Arnold Obama.

Getting Started. Granny Pantsuit runs.

SNL Blasts the Clintons…

Game changer in South Carolina shooting. Look at the photo. See the Taser wire? Turns out Walter Scott had wrestled Officer Slager’s Taser away from him, had shot the officer in the chest with it, and when he turned to run away the officer—Taser dart implanted in his chest—had to assume he could be incapacitated at any moment… all of which agrees with Officer Slager’s recorded statement.

Will Rolling Stone Report on This Rape?… Unconscious Girl Gang Raped on Panama Beach During Spring Break. Since when do they report real rapes? Then they’d have to get into the technicality of was this rape or rape-rape?

Cabby facing fine for ordering women to stop kissing. Where’s CAIR when you need them?