We readily admit that we’re just not smart enough to figure this out.
The Situation: Chastity Bono is a lesbian. Her girlfriend is another lesbian. But now Chastity’s having a sex change surgery.
The Question: After Chastity becomes a man, will her lesbian lover still be a lesbian?
Seriously, if the girlfriend stays with the new Chastity-man (as she’s already announced she will), doesn’t that mean she’s now straight? Haven’t we been told that a person can’t change their sexual orientation? Doesn’t that fly directly in the fact of that assertion?
Figure this one out and you probably qualify for a Nobel Prize of some sort.
We’re just not sure what category.
This post was last modified on June 16, 2009


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SHE NEEDS AN OPERATION .. IT'S CALLED .. ADADICKTOME ..
Mia I think the medical terminology of having a thing sewn on is "addadicktome".
This is what happens to children when they grow up whose mothers claim Republicans almost killed them.
What do you call a gay transexual lesbian? Confused.
About the Chastity Bono thing, I think sex changes are stupid. Men and women are different, right down to the DNA. Even if she gets her breasts chopped off and some sort of thing sewn on, she will still be female - only after mutilating surgery. How are you going to change your bone structure? How are you going to change your DNA? How are you going to change the inherent differences that make us women/men?
Just silliness.
It will certainly be interesting to see if the new government-run health care system pays for such nonsense in the name of "compassion" or whatever, but kicks the elderly, premature babies, and disabled off the rolls.
When Chastity becomes a man will s/he change his name to the Bonor formerly known as Chastity?
"on a side note figue this out a gay female is a lesbian but a gay male is just gay isnt there a name for that to?"
I believe the word is "queer" or maybe "fag" - although, I think fag is supposed to be derogatory, unless they say it to each other.
I have figured it out...sice she is getting a sex change in order for her partner not to go aganist "nature" she to will have to have a sex change then instead of lesbians they will be a male gay couple...on a side note figue this out a gay female is a lesbian but a gay male is just gay isnt there a name for that to?