The thrill that was once limited to Chris Matthews’ leg is spreading like one of those deadly flesh-eating diseases and now encompasses his whole body.
Matthews: You know, I get the same thrill up my leg, all over me, every time I hear those words. I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen, that’s me. He’s talking about my country. And nobody does it better than President Obama … It seems to me that what thrilled me and I’ve admitted it so many times, was when he talked about America. He wasn’t saying, “I’m gonna do this because I’m a big shot and I’m a brain.” He said, “You know, I was lucky and I was fortunate to live in this country and we can do this without a lot of help from government, on our own….”
A little unsolicited advice for Chris: Call Rush Limbaugh and get the name of his ear doctor. Because your hearing is clearly failing if you heard Barack Obama say, “We can do this without a lot of help from the government.”
H/T: HotAir.com
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Take a cold shower Chris...
Yes Obama can be inspirational but considering the entirety of the man I cannot be bothered to get all thrilled up.
The moniker on the video says "Let Obama be Reagan". Reagan was a saviour, Obama could be infinitely far from one.
Still going with the "thrill up my leg" business? Then I'll wager Christ Matthews' favorite Toy Story character is "Woody."
Exactly, I never thought of politics as a masterbatory activity until I saw Matthews. The guy has issues, maybe he needs to talk to Dr.Drew.
"Because your hearing is clearly failing if you heard Barack Obama say, "
You're just jealous because the Voice doesn't talk to you. ;-)
I'm an expert on Global Tingling...I think he refers to his 3rd leg. Sometimes mine acts up when I am around a masseuse. Now back to my new mansion in California....decisions...decisions.....which one of my 9 bathrooms should I take a dump in?
How about the American Economy?
Of course, the American people would also look good to you, Mr. Gore.
Note to Chris: whole-body tingling could be an sign of a neurological disorder, possibly a brain tumor, or a potential pre-stroke condition. Strongly recommend you see a physicial ASAP.
"see a physicial" = see a physician. Fingers weren't wearing their contacts. ;-)
That "feeling" is actually Bo the First Dog humping his leg. He tried to get Monica but she wouldn't get under his desk.
I wonder what porn Mathews watches
That would be "Every speech Obama ever made" for the win, Alex.
Mathews is a sick, twisted little man.
"He's talking about my country. And nobody does it better than President Obama."
Matthews' country must be an entity other than America; maybe it's the Bizarro World or some alternative time line where the Soviet Union won the Cold War.