If Obama has to show his actual birth certificate, shouldn’t Donald Trump have to show his actual hair?

Donald Trump has more skeletons in his closet than a … a … well, maybe we should really figure out how sentences are going to end before we begin them.

Nevertheless, the latest controversy about The Donald is that he won’t release his tax returns until Obama releases his birth certificate.

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Is there any proof that Donald Trump's hair was born in the United States?

The New York Daily News reports:

Donald Trump has a deal for the President: He’ll release his tax returns if Obama releases his birth certificate.

The billionaire businessman and aspiring presidential candidate laid out the conditions for his financial records disclosure Tuesday.

“Maybe I’m going to do the tax returns when Obama does his birth certificate … I’d love to give my tax returns. I may tie my tax returns into Obama’s birth certificate,” he told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos.

We say the American people are concerned with issues far more pressing than Obama’s birth certificate.

For instance, what exactly is going on with Trump’s hair? Is it real? Is it a comb over? Is it a weave? Is there any proof that it was it born in the United States?

Time to come clean, Donald.

Source: New York Daily News

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • His hair looks like a swed's pubic patch that has not ever been trimmed or washed.....and don't ask me how I know

  • I'm thinking the Donald is just what we need for POTUS. Forget his hair, forget his wives, and forget any sleaze. The guy is an expert at filing bankruptcy, and the way things are going with Obama, the Donald may be exactly the right dude to file a bankruptcy for the whole USA when Obama's done screwing us over.

  • Donald Trump as the Republican candidate for President would be an unmitigated disaster for the Republican Party and the nation---it would ensure the reelection of Obama and the final destruction of our Republic.

    Trump is not a conservative, he's not even a Republican; he's an egoist, a liar, an intellectual fraud, and a sleaze ball.

  • If it got down to it, I would vote for Trump over Obama. God help us that it doesn't get down to that.

    • I am sick and tired of voting for the lesser of two evils. Why can't I vote for the best of two goods? It seems it will never happen. I wish I could vote for a CLEAR distinctive candidate that is not dung.

      • If it came down to chosing between Donald trump and Barack Obama I'd emmigrate to New Zealand.

  • I'm telling you, he's not the guy we want. He may be a real nice guy and a business guru, but he's not the guy for POTUS. We need someone with far fewer skeletons in his closet! We need someone who's not going to roll over on the Constitution of and when it becomes convenient. We need someone with a little more sense regarding our true military potential and purpose. We should returm to the 'talk quietly and carry a big stick' days.

  • I would vote for Donald Trump simply because it would be too difficult to bribe (read lobbyists) him. What would they give him? Hey, Mr. President Trump, we would like to fly you and your family for a golf trip to souther California all expenses paid. LOL!

    I also think the GOP could run Sarah and her daughters ex and not lose.

  • "He can make a shambles of the Republican debates.
    "Just by being there, he can hurt the Republican party. He is what's called a 'blatherskite'.... that's someone who blathers promiscuously.
    "He's had an epiphany now. He's suddenly discovered at whatever age he is, that he's pro-life."
    -George Will

    Ross Perot cost George Bush Sr. a second term. Donald Trump may guarantee the communist Obama a second term.

    Republicans can't win for losing.

  • Dang.....credit for "Hair and Makeup" for that photo should go to Rod Stewart. Just sayin....

  • The NY Daily News is a panty waste! Check this rebuttal from Devvy Kidd...

    http://www.newswithviews.com/Devvy/kidd499.htm

    "Donald Trump is no outsider. He plays in money - big money. And, like all savvy money makers, "The Donald" makes sure he uses someone else's money. He's been sued many times; below are a few and you can make up your mind whether or not he's just another "rich person with deep pockets which makes him an easy target." Trump has said during interviews he will discuss any of his business dealings. I'm sure he will as he is a master at tap dancing. I'll bet his legal fees run into the millions. Sure, Trump has fought back because he loves his extravagant life style which requires stacks of thousand dollars bills a day and because his ego might just be bigger than Obama/Soetoro's."

    And that's for samplers.