Donald Trump has more skeletons in his closet than a … a … well, maybe we should really figure out how sentences are going to end before we begin them.
Nevertheless, the latest controversy about The Donald is that he won’t release his tax returns until Obama releases his birth certificate.
The New York Daily News reports:
Donald Trump has a deal for the President: He’ll release his tax returns if Obama releases his birth certificate.
The billionaire businessman and aspiring presidential candidate laid out the conditions for his financial records disclosure Tuesday.
“Maybe I’m going to do the tax returns when Obama does his birth certificate … I’d love to give my tax returns. I may tie my tax returns into Obama’s birth certificate,” he told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos.
We say the American people are concerned with issues far more pressing than Obama’s birth certificate.
For instance, what exactly is going on with Trump’s hair? Is it real? Is it a comb over? Is it a weave? Is there any proof that it was it born in the United States?
Time to come clean, Donald.
Source: New York Daily News
