Dueling Headlines

One in Three Children Fear Earth Apocalypse
Source: treehugger.com

Earth-Sized Planet Discovered By Scientists
Source: HuffingtonPost.com

Take your choice of punch lines: That other one must be the planet liberals live on. (rimshot) Just in time for the children to migrate. (rimshot) Let’s hope it has more intelligent life forms than this one does. (rimshot)

This post was last modified on October 18, 2023

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