The dumbing down of grade schoolers. We live within earshot of an elementary school. We were outside one morning when we heard the recess buzzer (bells are evidently passé in the People’s Paradise of California). Immediately afterwards we hear some dude on a loudspeaker says “freeze, freeze.” He then proceeds to tell them “recess is over, put your balls away.” A minute or two later he blares out “some of you have left your jackets on the playground, pick up your jackets.” This is why you get libtard young adults who question nothing and vote like they’re told (Democrat). From an early age they’re not taught to think, just to do as they’re told. The brainwashing starts early these days.
Can people just butt out and let us raise our kids as we see fit without writing a bunch of idiotic nanny state regulations intended to regulate every last aspect of our lives?”
Anyone here speak Spanish? How do you say “Can you people just butt out and let me raise my child as I see fit without writing a bunch of idiotic nanny state regulations intended to regulate every last aspect of our lives?”
Child suffering severe psychological trauma at the hands of a pinata
We ran across the latest in nanny state nuttiness on Yahoo.com:
Pinatas: A bad idea for your child’s party?
Piñatas are not a good idea for your child’s party. Children should never hit anything with a stick. Even worse, kids can get piñatas in their favorite character too. Doesn’t anyone slightly cringe at the thought of their child whacking Dora the Explorer or Elmo around with a baseball bat? What is that doing for a child’s character? Getting a flower or car piñata is only slightly less worse.
The article was written by Vanessa Bartlemus, whose bio indicates that she has degrees in Journalism and Psychology.
Either one of which makes us want to whack her with a stick.
We would like to pay homage to Art Linkletter by showing how the administration of the Best Loved By Kids President Of All Time has been attempting to reprise Art’s old show.
Art Linkletter passed away recently at the ripe old age of 97 and will best be remembered as the host of the old “Art Linkletter Show” and its famous “Kids Say the Darnedest Things” segment.
We would like to pay homage to Art by showing how the administration of the Best Loved By Kids President Of All Time has been attempting to reprise Art’s old show.
Not only do little kids adore Barack Obama, they take every opportunity to ask him the most politically astute questions. Here are just a few of the totally unscripted, unedited and just plain child adoration moments:
First there was the classic “Why do people hate you?”
“Pioneers of Tomorrow” is a sick, sick Hamas TV program for kids. Over the years, it’s starred a series of cute Disney-esque characters who teach Palestinian children about the glory of killing Jews and dying for Islam in the process.
“Pioneers of Tomorrow” is a sick, sick Hamas TV program for kids. Over the years, it’s starred a series of cute Disney-esque characters who teach Palestinian children about the glory of killing Jews and dying for Islam in the process.
Those cute, cuddly hosts always end up dying for their “noble” cause. (We’ve always hated Mighty Mouse and wished he would have met an untimely end, but we digress.)
Some unknown wit has put together this montage called “How Will He Die?” that lets you guess how each of the unfortunate characters went to meet his maker (and, we assume, 49 cute, furry virgins).
This video shows school children being led in a song about The One. We’re not sure which bothers us more — the introductory group chanting of the name “Barack Hussein Obama” or the fact that it’s sung to the tune of “Jesus Loves the Little Children.”
“What the hell is wrong with those paranoid conservatives? Why would they object to the president of the United States speaking to school children? His speech was inspirational.”
Blah-blah-blah. Shut up, libs.
This video shows school children being led in a song about The One. We’re not sure which bothers us more — the introductory group chanting of the name “Barack Hussein Obama” or the fact that it’s sung to the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic” with some lyrics from “Jesus Loves the Little Children” thrown in for good measure.
Any other questions about why conservatives didn’t want Obama speaking to their children?
Update: Song Lyrics
Song 1:
Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama
Song 2:
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say “hooray!”
Hooray, Mr. President! You’re number one!
The first black American to lead this great nation!
Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country’s economy number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we’re really proud of you!
And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!
So continue —- Mr. President we know you’ll do the trick
So here’s a hearty hip-hooray —-
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Update: Youtube removed the video, but we found another version and inserted it. Hopefully it stays.
President Obama will now be directing his propaganda toward children. It’s a first. Barack Obama, The Greatest President In History, will give a nationwide address to American children while they’re supposedly safely ensconced in their NEA indoctrination centers schoolrooms.
The President is about to piss off a whole new demographic
Now that polls show a majority of adults giving President Obama a big thumbs down, he’s making the only logical move – directing his propaganda toward children.
It’s a first. Barack Obama, The Greatest President In History, will give a nationwide address to American children on September 8 while they’re supposedly safely ensconced in their NEA indoctrination centers schoolrooms.
Outrageous? Of course.
The White House even released an pre-approved list of questions for the wee nippers to discuss before, during and after President asks for their future votes.
Michelle Obama invited a group of Washington, DC school children to plant a vegetable garden on the White House lawn, turning them into sharecroppers who could be poisoned.
White House chef cracking the whip on crew of child sharecroppers
On April 9, Michelle Obama invited a group of Washington, DC school children to plant a vegetable garden on the White House lawn.
Of course, this was done with the greatest possible hoopla, the press telling us how amazing it was that this stunning fashion icon would actually stoop to get dirt under her perfectly-manicured fingernails.
On June 21, the children were brought back to the White House to harvest lettuce, onions, tomatoes and other vegan delights.
Wikipedia says, “Sharecropping is a system of agriculture or agricultural production in which a landowner allows a tenant to use the land in return for a share of the crop produced on the land (e.g., 50 percent of the crop).”
So in a strange parody of post-Civil War agronomics, small children were brought in to supply free labor to plant and harvest vegetables that the First Family will now dine on daily. We scoured the news reports of the harvest and could find no references to the children being allowed to take home any of the fruits vegetables of their labors. However, they did get to snack on some of them after the harvest was complete.
But it gets worse.
On July 2, it was reported that the soil in the White House vegetable garden may hold enough lead to poison the child gardeners who worked in it and anyone who eats what’s been grown in it.
The White House, of course, says it’s no problem. They had the soil tested and the results show lead content of 93 parts per million. That’s higher than what’s typically found in urban areas, but not high enough to be considered a health risk.
“The garden recently underwent extensive soil testing that proved it is completely safe,” said the First Lady’s press secretary.
Will the United Farmworkers Union protest the White House’s use of non-unionized farm labor?
Will child welfare advocates protest the White House’s forced child labor policy?
Will eco-wackos protest the White House’s callous disregard of food safety regulations?
A University of Michigan study says love stories told in G-rated children’s films (such as Disney’s Little Mermaid) are responsible for what they label “heteronormativity.” Real world translation: Not enough gay sex.
Perhaps the researchers be happier if kids movies had a little inter-species lesbian sex
Hold onto your hats. You’re not going to believe this one.
A University of Michigan study says love stories told in G-rated children’s films (such as Disney’s Little Mermaid) are responsible for what they label “heteronormativity.”
Real world translation: Not enough gay sex.
“Despite the assumption that children’s media are free of sexual content, our analyses suggest that these media depict a rich and pervasive heterosexual landscape,” said a report in Gender & Society, a publication of the Sociologists for Women in Society.
Researchers looked at the most successful G-rated movies between 1990-2005 and concluded that kids’ films “construct heterosexuality” via “depictions of hetero-romantic love as exceptional, powerful, transformative, and magical,” and “depictions of interactions between gendered bodies in which the sexiness of feminine characters is subjected to the gaze of masculine characters.”
“Characters in love are surrounded by music, flowers, candles, magic, fire, balloons, fancy dresses, dim lights, dancing and elaborate dinners,” the report noted. “Fireflies, butterflies, sunsets, wind and the beauty and power of nature often provide the setting for – and a link to the naturalness of – hetero-romantic love.”
We say, bravo, you brave researchers. That’s what’s wrong with America’s kids. They need more gay sex in their cartoons! More group sex! More bestiality!
And for god’s sake, man, somebody put some pants on that perverted Donald Duck.
Take your choice of punch lines: That other one must be the planet liberals live on. (rimshot) Just in time for the children to migrate. (rimshot) Let’s hope it has more intelligent life forms than this one does. (rimshot)
