An apocalyptic mass extinction will begin in 2100, scientists say. Well hell. Do we bet on these dummies? Or the ‘Christian numerologist‘ who says we’re toast on Saturday? Vegas will probably give the same odds.
Tag: apocalypse
Dueling Headlines
One in Three Children Fear Earth Apocalypse
Source: treehugger.com
Earth-Sized Planet Discovered By Scientists
Source: HuffingtonPost.com
Take your choice of punch lines: That other one must be the planet liberals live on. (rimshot) Just in time for the children to migrate. (rimshot) Let’s hope it has more intelligent life forms than this one does. (rimshot)
